Lindsay Lohan Has to Follow Rules?

Now that she’s free from the shackles of facing consequences for her actions, Lindsay Lohan was issued a new set of rules to follow this morning, including not leaving the state of California until at least November 1 when, at that point, she can basically do whatever the hell wants, starting this whole process all over again. TMZ reports:

– Reside at home until Nov. 1
— Random drug and alcohol testing twice a week
— Participate in psychotherapy a minimum of 4 days a week
— Attend behavior therapy sessions 2 times a week
— Attend a 12-step program

Of course, this all sounds well and good until you realize the judge decided to frost this slap-on-the-wrist cake by dismissing two counts of being under the influence of cocaine. You know, that drug she’s not addicted to but seems to always be getting arrested with/kidnapping people while high on. Those kids at school made her do it! *slams locker and runs away*

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