Lindsay Lohan Handcuffed, In Custody

September 24th, 2010 // 78 Comments

Seen here arriving in court this morning, the Lindsay Lohan probation hearing just took a turn for the awesome. TMZ reports Judge Fox immediately denied her bail without hearing arguments and she’s now in custody – possibly until October 22:

It’s shocking because the underlying offense is a misdemeanor, and people connected with the case were telling us the judge had to offer Lindsay bail.
As for Lindsay’s reaction … she was shocked when the judge remanded her into custody. Lindsay looked at her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holly, before being taken out of the courtroom.

If someone heard him whisper “the chair,” my faith in America will be restored. Though honestly, I’m just waiting for her to walk into the next room to find balloons and a cake with the words “Just Kidding! We Heart You, Lilo!” written on it.

Ha! Pretending to send her to jail. Classic Judge Fox.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. anonymous

    awesome! lose the key now

  2. Reality Check

    I’d like to see them remove that smug smile she has.

    • RasputinsLiver

      Would’ve loved to be in court when that cunt heard the words from the judge.

      The shock on her haggard face must’ve been worth it’s weight in gold.

  3. herbiefrog

    that’s a damn shame…

    …so much for your “land of the free”

    prohibition = state repression

    • Dan

      Um, she was drunk driving – a crime that is more heavily punished in European countries (I’m probably feeding the trolls).

    • anonymous

      definitely a troll. what’s with the prohibition remark? that ended in the US in the 30′s.

    • RasputinsLiver

      Listen up, Michael or Dina, which ever one of those two idiots you are…

      …your meal ticket’s getting what she’s earned. Just keep in mind that this all started because of her stealing a vehicle with people inside, kidnapping said people, not letting them out when they begged to be let out; drove across LA at speeds exceeding 100 MPH through red lights while chasing another vehicle.

      All while high as a kite and alked up like Jim Beam’s distillery.

    • Agreed Herbiefrog!! I do not think there should be prohibition on any drugs either. Today’s drug prohibition is just a repeat of alcohol prohibition. When we prohibited alcohol, all it did was create a black market, increase violence, and get people killed. Same with drug prohibition today. Ron Paul 2012.

      • Crusty

        If we’re using the words and ideas of Noam Chomsky to determine what is reasonable in a society, that society is already doomed. Noam “America’s Village Idiot” Chomsky is a lunatic from the fringe left who’s ideas and missives have been roundly dismissed by virtually all thinking people.

        Noam Chomsky espousing his shallow ideas works well with Amy Goodman et al. Beyond that, Chomsky is a complete flake.

      • fester

        Yep, prohibition and the resulting black market just empowers the cartels and sucks money out of our economy. Legalize it and buy American.

      • AHole

        Crusty you sound like a typical America and freedom hating right wing degenerate wanna-be tough guy with a loose plug.

    • Herbie you are an addict and an idiot. She drive drunk, broke her probation, but that should be accepted. Would hate to live in the world you created in your pot head.

      Land of The Free does not mean Land of Lawlessness. Get a grip on reality.

      • herbiefrog

        …and we’ll just leave you with this thought…

        …what is the purpose of prohibition ?

        have fun thinking : ))

      • Emily

        Umm, I’m pretty sure that the reason prohibition exists is because people go out and do fucking retarded shit when they’re high. I can’t even tell you how many of my friends use “Sorry, I was high” as an excuse for doing something completely fucked up to someone else- to their own friends, nonetheless. If no one got hurt as a result of peoples’ drug use then they’d have no reason to prohibit it.

  4. kassidy

    lindsay lohan has botox FOR SHO. little does she know it seriously damages your muscles so when it wears off she will look like dina

  5. Superevil

    I hope you drown in a swimming pool filled with dicks.

    • So you are saying that you want to give her the second thing on her Christmas List? Apparantly she is in talks with Santa for that grain silo filled with uncut, powdered cocaine.

  6. ZigZagZoey

    Give that judge a raise!

  7. anonymous

    lindsay’s lawyers are idiots if they truly believe the judge was going to offer bail on a probation violation. you go straight to jail while your lawyers work it out.

  8. Lilo

    My faith in the legal system has almost been restored.

  9. THE REAL TAB

    The clasp on her necklace needs to be adjusted, let her make a wish first..that they were just kidding her perhaps..

    Lets start pool on just how much time this cunt will serve..

  10. Can’t wait to see what her manicure said this time.

  11. Lady Blah Blah

    She ruined what looks she had by getting a lip job, and she ruined what sex appeal she had by letting Sam fist her vaginal and anal apertures into ragged looseness. Too bad, cuz she was good in Mean Girls. I guess she’s another one hit wonder.

  12. hank

    While I was a deputy in VA, probation violations were considered a Capias paper—–You will be held without bail to await the plesasure of the judge who allowed you to be back on the street though you have been convicted of a criminal offense. And if he doesn’t feel like seeing you for a couple of months, your ass rots in jail.

    But then again, in 99 of 100 cases of probation violation, THE PROBATIONER is the one who violated the terms of the probation, causing the PO to violate the agreement.

    In the case of this pathetic, sorry assed little girl, she knew what would happen if she broke the rules of her release, and she gave not a shit, figuring her celeb status would create a loophole for her to jump through.

    But as Paris found out in Japan this week, those convictions come back to bite you right in the short hairs.

    Frankly I pray for both of them, because they are AFU young women, and they both need some help.

  13. Dank

    I think she just likes the cavity inspections. They’re probably given by a SamRo look-alike. I think she misses the feel of 2 fingers gently inserted into her firecrotch and red wrinkled asshole.

  14. Drundel

    Caged Fury anyone?

  15. RoboZombie

    Frauengefaengnis!!!
    I’ll say it again, though I’ve said it before, Lindsay is a dirty,dirty whore.

  16. Hugh Gentry

    now this made my weekend. goodbye coke whore.

    • RasputinsLiver

      Mine, too, dude.

      In fact, even though the clock says 10:03 LCT, Left Coast Time, my internal clock says it’s 4:20 and so in honor of Li-Ho I’m gonna fire up!

      As Afro-Man’d say, “toke, toke, toke that tumble weed!”

  17. SHADE

    Justice is SERVED! :D

  18. Lindsay Lohan Arrives in Court
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are awesome sunglasses. Lindsay looks really pretty. I’m glad she’s locked up though. My bet: 2 hours.

  19. Jay

    Due to overcrowding and a good bailbondsman, LiLo could be out in hours. Even if she stays it’ll be comfy. So don’t think anything significant happened.

    She would be a wiser and ultimately happier person if they put her in for a good long while. She wants to get caught, crying out to pay her dues, and get the monkey off her back.

    • RasputinsLiver

      My take on that is that since he didn’t allow bail she’s going to be sitting there for more than a few hours.

      At least, that’s the idea behind no bail. Hope that’s the case. Love to know that bitch is parking her worthless, hobag ass for thirty days.

    • anonymous

      bondsman can’t do shit unles the judge allows for bail–here’s hoping the judge is taking a long vacation starting tomorrow.

      also, I think the rules for early release change a bit if you are deemed a repeat offender.

  20. RasputinsLiver

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    Man! What a way to greet the end of the week and welcome in the weekend!!!

    Kudos, major props, and way to go Judge FOX!!!

    Knowing that bitch was beat down this time brings joy to my harned heart and a tear to my eye, even though tat’s merely from the smoke of my elebratory 4:20 hits in honor of Lindsay.

    I can really enjoy this weekend knowing I can do the Tumbleweed, have a few straight shots and kick back at home while Lindsay’s stupidity’s finally getting some measure of earned reward.

    Thank you, judge Fox!

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    • Bunny

      First we get news that Heidi & Spencer Are Broke, and now lohan is finally in jail? this is like the BEST CELEB NEWS DAY EVER!

      i’m so giddy i can hardly think how our day can get better… *idea* quick, someone run down paris hilton with their car!

      • RasputinsLiver

        It really is a wonderful way to start a Friday and a great lead-in to the weekend, isn’t it!

        I do love me some schadenfreud!

  21. The Lohans all suck

    Maybe we will get lucky and someone will stick a Shiv in her side.

    Good call wearing the kHate Gosselin hooker heels to court. Thought for sure that would work – darn.

  22. Cock Dr

    Bye-bye! We’ll see the great orange LiLo rise again at Halloween……..seems appropriate.

    • The Only Hetero in this Joint

      Will she be carrying your bag of sweet tarts or will you be carrying her bag of liquor flavored sourballs?

      Anyhoooo – a bag of dicks to ya both.

      Okay kids and illegal alien nannies – the streets are safe again…The Porsche will be tucked away at long term parking.

  23. Joseph S

    Thank goodness she’s behind bars and off the streets! The world is safe at last… oh wait, there’s that Bin Laden guy out there – okay, almost safe…

  24. “It’s shocking because the underlying offense is a misdemeanor, and people connected with the case were telling us the judge had to offer Lindsay bail.”

    Sounds like “people connected with the case” are not very well versed in the law.

    The judge may have to offer bail for a misdemeanor DUI, but not for a probation violation. that’s what you agree to when you request probation over jail time.

  25. Calm down everyone. She will be out in two hours.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Arrives in Court
    James
    Commented on this photo:

    What a joke the justice system is.

  27. meat

    This bitch needs to be turned out. She’s a g’damn meth head with great tits. Christ I could make a fortune on her ass.

    • The Only Hetero in this Joint

      At this point even ‘johns’ are too discriminating for this pile of crap…

      Outstanding work Michael and Dina!

  28. meat

    Oh, yah, I’d still shoot my baby batter in, on, and around this nasty skank’s firecrotch just to say I did. Great TITS.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Arrives in Court
    LM
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it bad that I think she actually looks pretty here?

  30. Kevin

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  31. Rhialto

    I’m afraid that the next Lilo-photo shoot will be her dressed in striped prison outfit with a heavy ball chained to her leg.Only for us to believe she really went in prison.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Arrives in Court
    meat
    Commented on this photo:

    Cum stains under her eyes… Thats the reason for the glasses. My guess.

  33. We’ll see if she spends the month in jail awaiting her hearing. But truth be told she does need some kinda big wakeup to get her ass into a hardcore program. Going down the pub is for after your out of the legal system kiddo..

    Eh call me if you get out and need a hand..

  34. RasputinsLiver

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    LET’S KEEP SOME PERSPECTIVE ON ALL THIS:
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    How it all started:

    http://www.celebitchy.com/4883/car_passen­gers_detai­l_lohan_pu­tting_thei­r_lives_at­_risk_blam­ing_them_a­fterwards/

    Just the other day:

    http://icydk.com/2010/09/23/lindsay-lohan-was-drinking-when-she-tweeted-her-drug-confession/

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  35. cunt inspector

    now Lindsay Lohan is going to have another strip search where they reach very deep inside her cunt to make sure she is not hiding any dildos or cans of coke, or hack saws to break out! those are not allowed. i would like to volunteer to inspect her cunt and ass hole with my dick for a few minutes before she gets thrown back in her cell.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Arrives in Court
    Dave
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay please get your life together, so many of us love you, there is so much to live for… Don’t move on…..Don’t move on….

  37. I miss Bill Hicks

    Nelson says,”HA HA!”

  38. Matthew

    again waiting for Party Mom Dina’s excuess in 3,2,1…..

  39. Alex

    You guys really believe she’s in custody? Come on. She can’t go out in public at the moment, but I assure you, she’s not in any kind of custody in the sense of pubic knowledge of custody. RIght now, she is surrounded by every creature comfort you can imagine until her official “release” date. A yacht would be my assumption.

    Remember…the ultra-rich Jewish club controls everything with indigent persons of interest. Judge Fox is probably a couple million richer as of today for the expedient hearing, ushering her out of public face.

    Open your eyes and put 2+2 together! This is how it always happens!

    • Bunny

      wow, Alex, before I read your comment i was about to vote to legalize drugs. now i’m not so sure.

      I’ll let them legalize drugs as long as they outlaw stupidity (you better make a run for the border).

  40. RasputinsLiver

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    What Lindsay and too many others don’t get is that if you’re gonna party with the heavy stuff, lots of hard alk, hard drugs, then either stay at home, or hire someone to do the driving for you. At least take a fucking cab!

    *

    • Kerri

      especially with all the money they have? it’s ridiculous! why risk it?

      anyway – lovely Friday news! it just made me all warm and tingly inside : )

  41. legalize marijuana

    everybody vote to legalize marijuana!

    Lindsay Lohan will have a very hairy cunt by the time she gets out of jail. like chewbacca

  42. lindsaylover

    I would do all her jail time now and in the future if she would just let me fuck her and ejaculate inside her once. I dont know if its the freckles, the huge boobs or the bad girl thing but my dick gets hard if i fucking just hear her name.

  43. mercy's bastard stepchild

    Frog-march the cunt into the slammer, then let Linda the Lesbo toss her fucking firecrotch salad.

    I have so much spite for this entitled cunt.

  44. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I will probably burn my hands right after typing this, but she hasn’t looked this good in years. She actually looks pretty.

  45. Alex

    So…

    I told you so?

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