Here’s Lindsay Lohan playing with a handgun while posing for Terry Richardson because she’s not allowed to drive Porsches into the back of tractor-trailers during production anymore, so what the hell is she supposed to do? Play Mah-jong? It’s not like she’s accident-prone or anything. That being said, Terry has since pulled the pics from his site, so just assume this conversation happened:
PRODUCER: So after you left the set the other night, did you perhaps go home and, I dunno, snort a bunch of coke while handling firearms?
LINDSAY: It wasn’t me, it was the real Elizabeth Taylor!
PRODUCER: She’s dead.
LINDSAY: Ohmygod, was it because of the gun? I tried to warn her.
PRODUCER: Could you excuse me for a minute? *dies from aneurysm*
Photos: Terry Richardson
PULL IT!!! PULL IT!!!
If she only would…
She’s just taunting us.
Yes, do the world a favor
are you serious? what is wrong with you? whatever she has done in the past this girl is still a human being and obviously needs help.
In the PAST, Lena? Like five minutes ago when she rammed her rental car into a truck, when she wasn’t even allowed to be driving?!
She will end up killing an innocent person because she is such a selfish asshole. She herself isn’t worth saving.
The person who thumbed that down obviously volunteers to die at Lindsay’s hands.
that is not my point, what I mean is that I do not think she is entirely sane,she has done terrible things, and should be in prison…. or a mental institution but that does not mean that we should hope she kills herself, it is not our place to pass judgment, you do not know what girls like her are thinking or feeling, or if she has someone that actually cares about her. I do not like her, but I think it must be very sad and lonely to be her, money or no money,fame or no fame, there are some things that you just can´t buy. I understand what you are saying, I just don´t agree.
Fair comment, Lena.
“Okay Lindsay, now pretend like you’re swallowing this whole bottle of pills (click, click)…beautiful! Okay Lindsay, now pick up that bottle of Jack Daniels and start chugging it (click, click)…beautiful, the camera really loves you baby! Now pick up that razor blade and start sliding it up and down your arm (click, click)…Perfect! Sexxxy! Let’s see, how else are you likely to die? Um…I know…This zombie is going to run in and start eating your skin…keep smiling…the camera loves you (click, click)!
nom nom nom
The Deer Hunter II, Airing on Lifetime this Fall.
Di di mau! Di di mau!!
+1
She used to be a cute girl – before the wheels officially fell off and now she’s a fucking cartoon of a washed up way too young, drug-addled sperm receptacle. It’s sad – but (in the end): Tragedy + Time = Comedy. So, we still have the funny part to look forward to.
Oh my god, I looked at that picture and popped a boner so hard that it got wedged in under my keyboard tray. I have a meeting in 5 minutes, so I’d better do a Google Images search for “Margaret Thatcher” to free myself. Or, I suppose, I could just look at yesterday’s Octomom post. Damn you, Terry Richardson!
You work in my office
Dear Diary. It is 3:30 and I’m still stuck at my desk after five hours. My wang is still firmly wedged in the lifting mechanism of my keyboard tray and I haven’t been able to reach my lunch bag; I fear I may soon succumb to dehydration. Pictures of Maggie Thatcher and Octomom have been of no use in reducing my massive, throbbing member – I may have to try Shane MacGowan next. Should I not make it, please have someone feed my plants and water my fish. Thank you.
You won’t
Oh, silly girl. Put the gun down. You’ll OD soon enough. Wait: I mean die from “exhaustion”.
This picture sums up her life so well.
“ohhhh! I have to blow another of your friends?? “
Whatever doc did her tits should get a Medal of Honor.
They’ve held up the best compared to everything else.
Terry Richardson’s got some ridiculous God-complex going on.
First he shoots Kate Upton doing ridiculously hot crap just to pop a billion tents, and then he shoots shit like this and doesn’t load the gun.
It’s like he’s a performance art version of Jesus and Satan in the same body.
So the girl who is exhausted from her shooting schedule for Liz&Dick, the girl who can’t remember her lines and has to have a production assistant read them to her as they film, can manage to take four or five hours out of a day/night for make-up, hair, and costume changes for a photo shoot that emphasises her alcoholic, self destructive personality.
Nice.
do it
talk about foreshadowing…
“OK Lindz, put the gun in your mouth like you’re going to shoot yourself.”
“Um, no way, Terry. That’s dangerous.”
“I dipped the muzzle in coke.”
*slurp slurp slurp*
Yep, this is the kind of nasty mess that Lifetime wants to come out just before the release of their own sh*t show. Way to promote yourself Lowhan, I am sure Hollywood agents and producers are standing in line to hire you. Idiot!!!!!!!!
“Terrrryyy…these aren’t drugs.”
This might be the stupidest thing she’s ever done. Even the gun lobby is going to single her out for scorn now (and rightly so).
Sadly, that’s also her blowjob face.
Okay, Lindsay, pull the trigger! For God’s sake, PULL THE TRIGGER!!
“Trailer-tractors”?
I was thinking that had come from a Dina Lohan quote. If it turns out to be a typo, I’ll be tremendously disappointed.
I REALLY don’t want this dumbass having gun….unless it’s a prop gun that she playfully points at a police officer.
Ah, the tried and true “suicide by cop”. I like the way you think.
Course it’s a prop. An real gun wouldn’t have such a tiny barrel.
“I was thinking more like the Brandon Lee thing…”
My nipples, they’re like, you know, gun metal blue!!
I guess when you’re playing with guns, smoking in bed isn’t all that bad.
nipple!
nipples!
Oh, if only she would do it. That would be 74 points for me!
Is it just me, or does black-and-white make her look like Octomom before she was reanimated?
jy
You can’t shoot herpes stupid!
Apparently black microphones are for amateurs!
pathetic. she is really desperate for work….
such a sad, lost soul
Think it through Terry. If you can sell these photos to Fish for $8, think how much you could sell a piece of drywall splattered with Lindsays brain matter.
So hoping for a production mistake and for that gun to have been loaded and unlocked… Ok, I’m going to hell!
Perhaps, but think of all the people who’ll be there with you. It should be an interesting place. The good people go to the other place, which sounds rather dull, in my opinion.
What did Christopher Hitchins say? ‘sounds sort of like a benign North Korea’
Terry Richardson is a genius, taking all these photos of Lindsay before her inevitable early death so he can then cash in on his library of tagline-ready pictures of her engaging in pseudo-tragic behavior. Bravo, sir.
Yep. He played a giant joke on her.
Hunter Thompson she’s not.
There is absolutely nothing sexy or mesmerizing about this stupid skank.
maybe not in real life… but some of these shots are pretty freaking hot.
Who botched her fucking face so I won’t let them work on my dog?
Esteemed colleagues of Congress and “Fast and Furious” panel members, I present to you Exhibit A which supports my theory that allowing firearms to pass into the hands of irresponsible criminals is not always a bad thing.
DAMN< THAT'S SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW WEE!!!!
Pull the fucking trigger already.
Her mother must be so proud.
The gun pics are pretty friggin sad. They make me uncomfortable to look at. She is totally lost.
Meh- it’s an airsoft pistol.
The b&w effect makes it sadder.
Women just don’t kill themselves with guns the way men do. They prefer to bleed out in the tub, OD on pills, etc. They punch their own ticket in “softer” ways.
“Di di mau! Mau!!”
Don’t…don’t tease us, biscuit. Just imagine it’s a crack pipe or some hotel owner’s cock.