Lindsay Lohan Has A Gun In Her Mouth

June 27th, 2012 // 110 Comments
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan playing with a handgun while posing for Terry Richardson because she’s not allowed to drive Porsches into the back of tractor-trailers during production anymore, so what the hell is she supposed to do? Play Mah-jong? It’s not like she’s accident-prone or anything. That being said, Terry has since pulled the pics from his site, so just assume this conversation happened:

PRODUCER: So after you left the set the other night, did you perhaps go home and, I dunno, snort a bunch of coke while handling firearms?
LINDSAY: It wasn’t me, it was the real Elizabeth Taylor!
PRODUCER: She’s dead.
LINDSAY: Ohmygod, was it because of the gun? I tried to warn her.
PRODUCER: Could you excuse me for a minute? *dies from aneurysm*

Photos: Terry Richardson

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    PULL IT!!! PULL IT!!!

    • Jimbo

      If she only would…

    • The Royal Penis

      She’s just taunting us.

    • Yes, do the world a favor

      • lena

        are you serious? what is wrong with you? whatever she has done in the past this girl is still a human being and obviously needs help.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        In the PAST, Lena? Like five minutes ago when she rammed her rental car into a truck, when she wasn’t even allowed to be driving?!
        She will end up killing an innocent person because she is such a selfish asshole. She herself isn’t worth saving.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        The person who thumbed that down obviously volunteers to die at Lindsay’s hands.

      • lena

        that is not my point, what I mean is that I do not think she is entirely sane,she has done terrible things, and should be in prison…. or a mental institution but that does not mean that we should hope she kills herself, it is not our place to pass judgment, you do not know what girls like her are thinking or feeling, or if she has someone that actually cares about her. I do not like her, but I think it must be very sad and lonely to be her, money or no money,fame or no fame, there are some things that you just can´t buy. I understand what you are saying, I just don´t agree.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Fair comment, Lena.

  2. “Okay Lindsay, now pretend like you’re swallowing this whole bottle of pills (click, click)…beautiful! Okay Lindsay, now pick up that bottle of Jack Daniels and start chugging it (click, click)…beautiful, the camera really loves you baby! Now pick up that razor blade and start sliding it up and down your arm (click, click)…Perfect! Sexxxy! Let’s see, how else are you likely to die? Um…I know…This zombie is going to run in and start eating your skin…keep smiling…the camera loves you (click, click)!

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    Tea
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    nom nom nom

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    Sonny Liston
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    The Deer Hunter II, Airing on Lifetime this Fall.

  5. Crabby Old Guy

    She used to be a cute girl – before the wheels officially fell off and now she’s a fucking cartoon of a washed up way too young, drug-addled sperm receptacle. It’s sad – but (in the end): Tragedy + Time = Comedy. So, we still have the funny part to look forward to.

  6. Oh my god, I looked at that picture and popped a boner so hard that it got wedged in under my keyboard tray. I have a meeting in 5 minutes, so I’d better do a Google Images search for “Margaret Thatcher” to free myself. Or, I suppose, I could just look at yesterday’s Octomom post. Damn you, Terry Richardson!

    • MIA

      You work in my office

    • Dear Diary. It is 3:30 and I’m still stuck at my desk after five hours. My wang is still firmly wedged in the lifting mechanism of my keyboard tray and I haven’t been able to reach my lunch bag; I fear I may soon succumb to dehydration. Pictures of Maggie Thatcher and Octomom have been of no use in reducing my massive, throbbing member – I may have to try Shane MacGowan next. Should I not make it, please have someone feed my plants and water my fish. Thank you.

  7. Savalas

    You won’t

  8. Duh

    Oh, silly girl. Put the gun down. You’ll OD soon enough. Wait: I mean die from “exhaustion”.

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    Rico Jones
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    This picture sums up her life so well.

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    Deacon Jones
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    “ohhhh! I have to blow another of your friends?? “

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever doc did her tits should get a Medal of Honor.

    They’ve held up the best compared to everything else.

  12. The Most Interesting

    Terry Richardson’s got some ridiculous God-complex going on.

    First he shoots Kate Upton doing ridiculously hot crap just to pop a billion tents, and then he shoots shit like this and doesn’t load the gun.

    It’s like he’s a performance art version of Jesus and Satan in the same body.

  13. LJ

    So the girl who is exhausted from her shooting schedule for Liz&Dick, the girl who can’t remember her lines and has to have a production assistant read them to her as they film, can manage to take four or five hours out of a day/night for make-up, hair, and costume changes for a photo shoot that emphasises her alcoholic, self destructive personality.

    Nice.

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    Beefalo
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    do it

  15. Kodos

    talk about foreshadowing…

  16. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
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    “OK Lindz, put the gun in your mouth like you’re going to shoot yourself.”
    “Um, no way, Terry. That’s dangerous.”
    “I dipped the muzzle in coke.”
    *slurp slurp slurp*

  17. logan

    Yep, this is the kind of nasty mess that Lifetime wants to come out just before the release of their own sh*t show. Way to promote yourself Lowhan, I am sure Hollywood agents and producers are standing in line to hire you. Idiot!!!!!!!!

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Terrrryyy…these aren’t drugs.”

  19. cc

    This might be the stupidest thing she’s ever done. Even the gun lobby is going to single her out for scorn now (and rightly so).

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    Sadly, that’s also her blowjob face.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
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    Okay, Lindsay, pull the trigger! For God’s sake, PULL THE TRIGGER!!

  22. “Trailer-tractors”?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I REALLY don’t want this dumbass having gun….unless it’s a prop gun that she playfully points at a police officer.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
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    “I was thinking more like the Brandon Lee thing…”

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    My nipples, they’re like, you know, gun metal blue!!

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    just say'n
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess when you’re playing with guns, smoking in bed isn’t all that bad.

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    nipple!

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    nipples!

  29. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
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    Oh, if only she would do it. That would be 74 points for me!

  30. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
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    Is it just me, or does black-and-white make her look like Octomom before she was reanimated?

  31. You can’t shoot herpes stupid!

  32. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
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    Apparently black microphones are for amateurs!

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    pathetic. she is really desperate for work….

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    such a sad, lost soul

  35. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
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    Think it through Terry. If you can sell these photos to Fish for $8, think how much you could sell a piece of drywall splattered with Lindsays brain matter.

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    So hoping for a production mistake and for that gun to have been loaded and unlocked… Ok, I’m going to hell!

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      Perhaps, but think of all the people who’ll be there with you. It should be an interesting place. The good people go to the other place, which sounds rather dull, in my opinion.

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    Beee
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    Terry Richardson is a genius, taking all these photos of Lindsay before her inevitable early death so he can then cash in on his library of tagline-ready pictures of her engaging in pseudo-tragic behavior. Bravo, sir.

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    Hunter Thompson she’s not.

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    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    There is absolutely nothing sexy or mesmerizing about this stupid skank.

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    We
    Commented on this photo:

    Who botched her fucking face so I won’t let them work on my dog?

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    Lord Invader
    Commented on this photo:

    Esteemed colleagues of Congress and “Fast and Furious” panel members, I present to you Exhibit A which supports my theory that allowing firearms to pass into the hands of irresponsible criminals is not always a bad thing.

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    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN< THAT'S SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    TOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

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    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW WEE!!!!

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    wulfsong
    Commented on this photo:

    Pull the fucking trigger already.

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    juicyfruit
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    Her mother must be so proud.

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    juicyfruit
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    The gun pics are pretty friggin sad. They make me uncomfortable to look at. She is totally lost.

  48. FruitLoop

    Women just don’t kill themselves with guns the way men do. They prefer to bleed out in the tub, OD on pills, etc. They punch their own ticket in “softer” ways.

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    yimmy nordan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Di di mau! Mau!!”

  50. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
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    Don’t…don’t tease us, biscuit. Just imagine it’s a crack pipe or some hotel owner’s cock.

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