Lindsay Lohan Actually Sued ‘Grand Theft Auto V’

July 2nd, 2014 // 36 Comments
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As a bizarre 28th birthday present to herself, Lindsay Lohan officially filed her lawsuit against the makers of Grand Theft Auto V this morning despite it being proven completely horseshit back in December when she was drumming up press. Yahoo! Finance reports:

Lohan’s suit says a character named Lacey Jonas is an “unequivocal” reference to the “Mean Girls” and “Freaky Friday” star.
The suit says Lohan’s image, voice and styles from her clothing line are depicted. It says the game features West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont hotel, where Lohan once lived.

I’m not going to waste my time going over this again, but to anyone even remotely familiar with celebrities, the character is a blatant satirical mash-up of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and, yes, Lindsay Lohan who are all public figures and subject to such. As for the game featuring Chateau Marmont, it has, again, a satirical version of it – with a completely different name – and I know Lindsay would love to believe she’s super synonymous with the place, but literally every fucking celebrity in Hollywood parties and stays there at any given moment. As for why her lawyer hasn’t explained to her that this case is dead right out of the gate, sometimes it’s fun to work pro bono. (Pro bono is Latin for “bongs the dick,” right? I could never make it through John Grisham novels.)

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  1. So she’s mad that there’s a dick sucking, coke snorting, jewelry stealing, sideboob flashing, work skipping, lying, looking 10 years older than she really is cuntbag character in the game?

  2. I presume she’s doing this to try to gouge some kind of royalties out of them, which surprises me, because I thought she’d be flush after “Liz & Dick” and “The Canyons.”

    • death to milk-a-holics

      Problem is, she is/has been sued a lot herself; and she owes a lot.

      Here’s a (known) short list:
      -Beverly Hills boutique Tough As Nails sued Lohan for $17k+ for unpaid clothing she took on credit.
      -Limousine company Chavos & Rau PLC (d/b/a Elite Transportation Limo and Security Services) sued Lohan for over $90k for unpaid services and fees.
      - The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is sueing Lohan for $250k.
      -Lindsay still has an outstanding bill at Chateau Marmont Hotel (originally for $42k) from when she stayed there in 2012.

      …and this doesn’t include anything recent or suites files outside the US.

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    doc brown
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    fashion in 2104 is rather drab

  4. Deacon Jones

    I think the character was a dead ringer for her. I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets something

    • She probably had a better chance claiming “Poppy Mitchell” was based on her.

      Poppy Mitchell is the character getting buttfucked at the Gentry Manor hotel and drunk driving her car into a tree.

    • This’ll be the first time someone’s said, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets something,” about Lindsay Lohan and been wrong.

  5. JC

    Well, she needs to find a revenue stream to replace all the not getting paid she’s going to be doing when she’s not acting and not showing up for that Mamet play.

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    Londsay Lihan de Marmont
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    It’s hard to find good maternity wear
    when you just don’t give a fuck about anything.

  7. She’s getting bad. I used to think “Oh, I’d still fuck her”, but that’s a big NOPE nowadays.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Lopsided Boobs Nipples No Bra
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    There you are Grandma! We’ve been looking for you for months!

  9. Seriously, if Rockstar cave and give one lousy cent to Agent Orange, I will boycott every single one of their games from now on.

    It’s more than time people stand up to this opportunistic hoe.

  10. Horse Face

    It looks like she’s been knocked-up.

    • Dude, that’s an insult to pregnant ladies everywhere.

      I’m six months pregnant and have a toddler and still manage to pull it together better than this before I go out of my house.

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    Is that car even for her?

  12. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Son of a bitch! It’s her 28th, and she’s still alive. She’s late for everything, including the Dead at 27 Club.

  13. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    After looking at these pics again, she’s dead inside. Does that count?

  14. John Belushi was at the Chateau Marmont the night he died. Maybe his family should sue claiming that HE is actually the model for Lacey Jonas, Makes perfect sense, right Lindsay?

  15. If Lindsay said that Rockstar used her likeness for the character Trevor, then she may have a case.

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    The Winchester
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    Carnie Wilson is lookin’ kinda alright!

  17. karen

    She’s in a bad part of her Adderall/laxative cycle.

  18. How did this filthy fungus get famous?

  19. jt

    haha. she doesn’t even own the damn characters in those movies!

  20. I can’t believe how no one has yet commented that her shoes are all wrong for that outfit. Really.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Lopsided Boobs Nipples No Bra
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    Can we digitize her, put her in a video game, then lose her in a hard drive crash? Please? Pre-orders alone should pay for it.

  22. It’s either sue or be forced to get a real job. The WHOLE Lohan family should just crawl back under the rock they came from.

  23. cynthia

    oh no is this piece of shit pregnant?

  24. “The suit says Lohan’s image, voice and styles from her clothing line are depicted.”
    I wonder if there’s a way that she could be any more self-centered…

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    El Guso
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    That vagina is really up

  26. Lindsay Lohan Lopsided Boobs Nipples No Bra
    El Guso
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    That’s a heck of a camel toe….

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