Lindsay Lohan’s Suing ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Now
Despite a busy schedule of taking selfies of her vadge, Lindsay Lohan somehow found time to threaten to sue the makers of Grand Theft Auto V for allegedly using her likeness without permission. A claim that makes no fucking sense to anyone who’s played the game. TMZ reports:
So the question … did ‘GTAV’ really use Lindsay. Here’s the evidence:
— The video game cover shows a woman holding a cellphone who looks Lindsay-ish. There’s been debate over whether it looks more like Kate Upton or Shelby Welinder.
— Part of the game features a mission where a Lindsay Lohan look-alike asks the player to take her home and escape the paparazzi.
— Another part of the game shows another Lindsay-like character at a hotel resembling the Chateau Marmont hotel in West Hollywood — a place Lindsay not only frequents but once lived at — and the mission is to photograph her having sex on camera.
Let me just shoot all this shit down:
2. The celebrities in the game are an amalgamation of parody caricatures with no specific real-world counterparts. Beep boop bop, I talk like a robot.
3. The actress you photograph having sex at the game’s version of Marmont is getting banged in the ass and not performing fellatio. Also, no money is exchanged, so clearly not Lindsay.
That said, there was a part in the game when my character was stopped at a red light when a rogue SUV plowed into the back of me at full speed before fleeing the scene, and my immediate reaction was, “Holy shit, Lindsay Lohan’s in this game.” But then I realized my character wasn’t holding a baby, so that can’t be right. *bangs gavel* Cases dismissed!
NOTE: Here’s the full version of the Instagram pic above in case you want to see 1/27th of Lindsay’s nip.