Lindsay Lohan Got That Work Pass
Seen here yesterday, enjoying the care-free lifestyle of not being in jail, Lindsay Lohan managed to get herself the work pass she was campaigning for which effectively added trips to Hollywood to her daily routine of lattes and trips to the mall. Of course, this is such a horribly bad idea that Dr. Drew pounced on it because there’s literally no way he’ll be proven wrong. TMZ reports:
The good doc was out and about in L.A. yesterday at the Grove, claiming Linds could fall off the wagon if she goes back to work “too fast” — adding, “treatment’s gotta be the priority in her life for the next 3-6 months.”
In the meantime, there’s already an excuse for why it looked like Lindsay was a mama pterodactyl shrieking at an egg-stealing Michael Lohan during their visit: Tooth surgery! … Again. Only this time, Lindsay is so hardcore about her treatment, RadarOnline claims she’s refusing pain medication:
“Lindsay had tooth surgery this week,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.
“She had teeth removed and won’t even take any painkillers for the pain.”
I’m actually going to believe this one. With the chance to go to Hollywood next week and shove her nose in a punch bowl full of blow, sometimes you gotta make sacrifices. Frankly, I’m amazed she didn’t break her own arm off to work the sympathy angle, but then again, that’s been my answer for everything after seeing the trailer for 127 Hours. Is it disrespectful to equate the true life tale of a man pinned under a rock for several days with a coke-deprived Lindsay Lohan? Probably, but let’s not pretend that wasn’t an incredible analogy. We owe it to ourselves.