Above, you’ll find the cover from Lindsay Lohan‘s infamous Playboy shoot that required two takes because Photoshop technology could only erase so many freckles and cigarette burns at the time. And if you click on the cover, you’ll be taken to photos of Lindsay filming Liz & Dick with her breasts freely flapping about even though it’s a made-for-TV movie. Which brings me to this latest RadarOnline report that claims Lindsay Lohan is considering turning down her just-announced role in The Canyons because it involves too much nudity. You just read those words:
Even though Lindsay was cast in the role, it’s not a done deal. “She hasn’t officially signed the contract yet,” a source close to the actress tells us.
“Lindsay and her team are concerned about the nudity that is involved. Lindsay would be required to do full frontal nudity, and the sex scenes are very, very graphic. Yes, Lindsay has posed nude for Playboy, but doing it in a movie is completely different. Lindsay needs to make sure that she is comfortable with it, and that this is something she can handle as an artist.”
I don’t know who the hell’s advising Lindsay’s career, oh, right, a gin monster, but this is exactly how every single job offer she receives should go down. These exact words:
“Is it porn? Just kidding, she’ll do that, too. Where do we sign to get money?”
Photos: Playboy, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
Lindsay is afraid it will be too hard to airbrush moving pictures.
I guess Lindsay hasn’t seen herself in Machete yet.
Her three days of work on Machete occurred in August and September 2009. She’s aged roughly 18 dog years since then.
That was a body double in Machete.
Betty White, wasn’t it?
Was it really? The sagging tits were spot-on.
And they glued her hair to her tits.
Big tits, loves drugs, sex, booze and has daddy issues. WTF isn’t to like. Lilo, Lilove you xx
Put this man’s face on a can of stew!
Official slogan for the city of Miami?
Offer her an extra $20 and a carton of smokes…she’ll do whatever you want (except show up on time).
And if you don’t want the production to go belly up insist on a cash bar at the wrap party.
As someone noted in the past few days, it’s time to start the clock on her. Will she join the Dead at 27 Club, or will she be late as usual? She may surprise us and be on time for once.
I expect she’ll die just as she turns 28 so she is once again unfairly excluded from yet another elite club.
Lots of people die at 27, they only become members of the 27 club if they have made a significant contribution… No risk of that happening in this case.
I’m predicting she will outlast most of us because we are living in hell!
I’m still predicting that she’ll overdose on August 5 of this year—the 50th anniversary of Marilyn Monroe’s death. Then everyone will have to notice the connection between them, the spiritual bond they share. Attention must be paid!
I like her freckles.
Morgan Freeman?
Yet poor Donald Crowhurst died at sea..
hot here
TMZ has Octomom pics. That is all.
“Lindsay needs to make sure that she is comfortable with it, and that this is something she can handle as an artist.”
Translation: they cast someone she really wants to f*ck.
Seems unlikely they’d cast any real-life coke dealers.
I know, right ? LOL “An artist” ???? LMFAO !!! Now THAT’S funny.
Sounds to me like she is trying to play them for more money. “OK, Lindsay, just because you have to show your fire-pubes, we’ll toss in an extra $100K.”
“Come on Lindsay, don’t leave…I’ll buy you more coke. I swear I didn’t know it was yours.”
She’ll agree to do it, full frontal and all. Then they will reshoot her scenes and all the nudity will be removed. Just like Playboy :( Just like Playboy.
At this point, I’m just waiting to see who’s really under there when Scooby and the Gang pull that mask off Lindsay. My bet is it’s some scorned producer looking to ruin Hollywood one crappy Lifetime movie at a time.
She’s concerned about the film including “graphic” sex scenes? Doesn’t she realize her co-star has been in like 2000 (or more) pornos? Surely she isn’t unfamiliar with porn. I guess the real issue is that she’s too afraid of having one of her “girls” flop around and smack her in the face or something.
I heard they are putting an extra page in the centerfold for those saggers.
It’s easy to Photoshop those sagging breasts, droopy butt and wrinkly cooz when you only have to worry about 10 or 12 pictures in Playboy. What’s going to happen when the director says action and Lohan come walking on camera with he Titties slung over her shoulder and she tripping over her lady parts?
The real reason for the statement is that the Producer’s of “The Canyons” have told the girl about their concerns and that they might dump her:
“”They were very clear with Lindsay that there is concern about her ability to be disciplined enough to get through production. They spent an hour with her and they set conditions, telling her that they need to hear from the producers of Liz & Dick that she’s showing up on time and things like that.”
Now, with the car accident she’s cost the Liz&Dick production the cost of a day.
Haters cut the crap. Lindsay has a lot of problems but she is still a good looking woman. I do hope she can straighten out her life..
Yeah but given lindsay crackhan is fast approaching her late-50s there really isn’t much time for her to get her career shit together.
Stop fighting the inevitable and just do porn, Lindsay. They actually don’t mind when their talent is a coke head.
Lindsay’s new-found “reticence” about nudity is just a ploy to re-negotiate her deal for more money, and to stir up publicity for the film.
Lindsay will make the film if the producers offer more money.
She:s to beautiful to do a playboy spread. All those mean and nasty people making insulting comments! Yes, She’s to beautiful for that!!!
“The Canyons”? How fitting they would cast her.
Yawn. Once you’ve decided to sell your body, they only option you have left is negotiating the price.
This story translated into the subtle art of Lohanese:
“Wait—this movie has full frontal nudity and graphic sex scenes? I don’t know…I just don’t know if I’m comfortable doing full frontal nudity and graphic sex scenes. I mean, I still think I can win an Oscar one day! They’ll never give me an Oscar if I’M STARRING IN A MOVIE WITH FULL FRONTAL NUDITY AND GRAPHIC SEX SCENES.”
Lemme guess… there’s no “blink” tag? :)
Well they can’t photoshop every scene, so how the hell could she do the sex scenes?? Be considerate of her loose, freckled vagina.
Doesn’t matter who pays her for whatever. As soon as she gets a paying job she has a major screw up and ends up using all her salary for lawyers fees, fines, court costs and hush money. Twit will never have any money, just sugar daddies to keep her in her favorite chemical of the week and a place to sleep.
Mmm gimme some of that
She looks to be 50 years old…
“We’ll fix it in post.”
one day…eye,ll meet u personally…ddd…?
Hey Linds, I really like the first photo of you two, and I love the one of you two siittng infront of the red bushes. The series of you and Rob throwing the leaves is very cute too. They all turned out great though. Fall is such a great time for photos!
(coming from a typical guy who has NEVER had his pructies done before) he didnt feel out of place and LOVES your personality and how conversation flows easily. I cant wait to have you take ALL of our future pructies in the next coming years
I hope this woman sues Lifetime, she wont get a penny from Lindsey, then with the threat of litigation hanging over their heads, no other company will hire the reckless firecrotch and thus! Lindsey will slowly fade out/start stripping/ OD (although I hope it isnt the latter)
Lifetime deserves to pay for hiring her, they knew the risk. This poor woman I really feel for her she must be devastated.
Maybe she can be the opening act for Octomom.
They could do a video together and I can finally get some use out of my “Welcome Horsemen of the Apoclypse” banner
“Where’s my wallet, Lohan?”
The only thing that Linday Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor have in common is that they are both females.
I remember that costume prosthetic from “Back to the Future” II or III or ‘Rupaul’s Drag Race’ or that damn bar I keep having to drag my husband home from….”
“Nipulareactor ready to pull out and fire at the enemy.” “Just give your word to fire, Sir.
“So much silicone….. so little (screen) time…..”
“Realizing that her “Lee Snap on Nipples” had been overlooked in Wardrobe, Ms. Lohan lobs vile obscenities at her “Lifetime Personal Assistant, Vice President of Talent Relatons” for failing to read her all too transparent mind.”
Just ask your grandparents, Kiddies. Lindsay Lohan has boobs. Liz Taylor had “BOOBS”. What you see in thiis picture is mostly an old Special Effects trick involving excess body fat and duct tape.
Now I know what my Sicilian Grandma meant by “Never trust breasts shaped like large Italian loaves of bread”.
I have a third nipple that is very hard to see because it’s about the size and shape of a Barbie Dolls. It’s looks just like this one.
This is how I’d like to think she was kicked out of the Chateau Marmont.
lindsay i want to love you the way you need me beautiful
such a great actress and beautiful woman and so sexy
I hate hate hate lindsay. Someone needs to stick that girl in a jail cell for a few months and treat her just like the rest of them. Or beat the crap out of her until she understands that she does not run this world and just like everyone else she has to follow the rules. please someone bitch slap this girl
Cut the act, Lohan! You know you don’t know how to read!
WHORE!
This isn’t really a scene from the movie…this guy tricked her into playing Natalie Wood and he’s about to pitch her overboard.
Whoever said these cans were real is wrong. Total fakers – tear-drop implants. Ugh.