Lindsay Lohan Went Full Frontal For Playboy Shoot

October 26th, 2011 // 101 Comments

So Lindsay Lohan is really, really, really fucking broke, is how I read this. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread … i.e. the holy trifecta … or as one source close to Playboy put it, “boobs, ass, and vag.”
… Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame semi-nude fiascos — all sideboob, no fun — but sources close to Hef & co. tell us, that is NOT the case. Lindsay did insist the photos be “tastefully done,” but we’re told she’s still going the full monty.

Two thoughts:

1. Haha! Ali saw her vagina.

2. I’m guessing sometime between now and Lindsay’s European “business trip,” Dina realized she forgot to raise the rates on handjobs and now she can’t afford her Lexus lease. “Time to play our little ace in the hole,” she probably said, or just spoke in a series of smashing glasses of gin against the wall. I’ve yet to master her language.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Jose

    I’d rather look at naked people in the “National Geographic” than see her doing the full monty.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww. It’s the dog Selena Gomez *didn’t* adopt. Can’t someone find a home for her?

  3. bob

    Start the 5 year countdown to hardcore porn!

  4. Blech

    Oddly, I think she looks OK here, and I think she looks younger than her anorexic/bulimic sister.

  5. just me

    Hate to break it to you all, but just because Playboy had her for a photo-shoot doesn’t mean the pictures will ever see the light of day. Pee queen Kim Kardashian had a photo-shoot with Playboy too, and they kicked her to the curb once they saw the proofs. Rumor has it Lindsay was paid $50k up front, and will get another $800k if and when Playboy decides to publish the pictures. My guess is Playboy is betting that Lindsay’s days are quickly winding down, and that they’ll publish the pictures once her ticket gets punched.

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    Wolverine
    Commented on this photo:

    She is the biggest fucking slut alive. She is nasty, I would not fuck her if she paid me $1,000,000. She is gross, she makes Pam Anderson and Amy Winehouse look safe to fuck.

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