Lindsay & Dina Lohan Sue Fox News For Saying They Did Coke Together

Over a year ago, literally, a fucking year, Fox News contributor Michelle Fields made a comment on Hannity about Lindsay Lohan and her mom doing coke together which Fox News retracted a few days later and removed the clip off the air after apologizing to the Lohans. Except that was before Lindsay needed money to pay the legal bills she’s about to get for all the bullshit community service she tried to pass off to stay out of jail. Mediaite reports:

[T]he mother and daughter pair have decided to sue the network, claiming they trafficked in “malicious innuendo” against them. The paper, filed in a Manhattan court on Monday, say Fields “falsely, inappropriately and shockingly stated, unequivocally and as a ‘matter of fact’ that ‘Lindsay Lohan’s mother is doing cocaine with her.’”

And while my Commie pinko leanings would suggest I’d back the Lohans on this one, last night Megyn Kelly told parents to vaccinate their kids while Bill O’Reilly sat there nodding his head in agreement and dreaming about loofahs. And even without that, has every penis in the world been sucked an amount of times that it never wants to be sucked again? Then it’s not like Lindsay Lohan can’t earn the money herself. I’m sure she has a stolen pair of boots with straps somewhere. Pull that shit up.

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