Lindsay Lohan’s Fingers Are The New Lindsay Lohan’s Teeth

Back in October, absolutely no one was surprised to see Lindsay Lohan’s teeth looking like chipped ashtray hell, yet it still became an Internet sensation anyway to the point that she actually went and bought new teeth. So to relive that magic, here’s Lindsay in New York over the weekend where her hands looked like the gum disease GINGIVITIS, and if enough of you click on this, God willing, she’ll buy new robot hands then accidentally kill her next billionaire hotelier john because she doesn’t know the strength of her own cyborg handjobs yet. Not that this will land her in jail or anything (Seriously, look who we’re talking about.), I just think it’ll be funny.

Photos: Pacific Coast News