Back in October, absolutely no one was surprised to see Lindsay Lohan‘s teeth looking like chipped ashtray hell, yet it still became an Internet sensation anyway to the point that she actually went and bought new teeth. So to relive that magic, here’s Lindsay in New York over the weekend where her hands looked like the gum disease GINGIVITIS, and if enough of you click on this, God willing, she’ll buy new robot hands then accidentally kill her next billionaire hotelier john because she doesn’t know the strength of her own cyborg handjobs yet. Not that this will land her in jail or anything (Seriously, look who we’re talking about.), I just think it’ll be funny.
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Her fingers have been nasty for years….she is just fucking gross.
….and she is a scrotum
I’m too busy looking at the holes in her shirt to notice her hands.
Agreed… the holes in the shirt are more inexcusable.
I was shocked to see she’s wearing a brassiere. In her case, that should be illegal, because without those tits she’s got nothing.
First thing I noticed aswell. She’s a mess!! It’s to early to convince me she pulled it together yet. In 2 years with no bs from her I’ll believe it not 3 months.
This chic’s tacky nail polish doesn’t deserve a post.
I’d like to point out that finger nails get discoloured when you wear nailpolish on them for two long. Most women have had that happen to them in some point of their lives.
Seriously, though… how long is “two long”?
Twice as long as too long.
my cock is either two long or two short, depending on if you are a glass half full or half empty type of girl.
i’m not really defending her I’m just saying. It only takes a week or two in the sun for it to dis-colour like that.
I just figured i’d point it out because most people that spend their time on websites like these are either girls in their early twenties or very very sad pathetic men in their midlife that have fun hating on chicks like Lindsay because they have un-resolved issues from females in their youth.
Good God, even someone pointing out her error went right over her head. Poor, ignorant twat.
Dumb twat needs to quit assuming she knows all of us. We don’t even know all of us.
it only takes a week or too.
i am a pathetic man, but i’ve got a few years before midlife. and i hate on everyone, not just girls like lindsay.
Sure, compared to normal people, she’s messed up. But compared to other coke and heroin addicts, she totally has her shit together. She hasn’t stabbed anyone even *once* this month, for crying out loud!
hey babe… : ))
how goes it ?
sounds good
the stream : ))
Oh Linds, think of the fragile ecosystem in Samantha Ronson’s vagina. How will her vagina bacteria’s children grow up with all that pollution? (They’re fucking again, right?)
She needs one of those neck bottles Indians wear so she can wash up after a good crack dump.
blah
she bores me
next!
Are you REALLY talking about someone’s fingers? Lol my gawd, please find something more productive to do
Ew that’s gross. Why is the media infactuated with this girl? It made her parents famous. That’s your fault in part for covering this teen actor.
She IS gross, but that is just spray tan. The same thing happens to me if I forget to put moisturizer between my fingers.
It’s like somebody put a cigarette in a cadaver’s hand.
What am I looking at here? Just looks like a bad manicure/ugly nail polish colour.
Finger replacement, the new plastic surgery fad!
bad polish color + nicotine stains= gross!!
I once watched a show on Discovery about people learning and teaching various martial arts. This one crazy old dude in Japan slapped and punched a rock every day to toughen up his hands. His hands looked better than hers.
(And I’m a different JC from the one above. I wholly support posting pics of LIndsay’s meth talons.)
Beneath those breasts are the lungs of a coal miner… now THAT’S sexy!
I’m not sure I’d even let her put those fingers in my ass.
This all could have been avoided if you’d made her wash them after the last time.
places to be…
She just gets more and more sexy every day.
she must be one smelly ass girl to fuck.
but still, I’d fuck it hard with a condom, then throw her in a dumpster in an alley somewhere.
her body is so weird. huge saggy boobs, pancake butt, and huge thighs.
Ready for her audition on The Walking Dead.
I thought she just publicly shouted from the rooftops that she is a non-smoker. LOL
She’s aging like a fine glass of milk.
It appears that Samantha Ronson’s vagina is about as rotten as we all predicted.
I actually find Sam Ronson a helluva lot more attractive than this gutter-slut who carries a little pink Chanel purse and thinks it’s attractive. Pullleeeese. I mean, how bad are things when you actually have to have your face jacked at age 25 …
OMG, GUYS, it’s just a nail trend she’s starting here called “Stained” which pretty much pisses on all the patterned and metallic stuff that fucked-up-in-the-head chicks keep posting pics of on Facebook.
looks like one of those fingers was fingering a zombie.
Orange you glad you don’t smoke?
So…is she still alive, or what?
I’m gettin’ all hot
“FlexFuel” means she can run on either coke OR meth?
really, you guys are JUST now catching onto her NASTY nails??? they’ve been stale, orange, dirty, uneven and straight ass junky nasty for YEARS!
Spray tan? Fine. Bad nail polish. Okay. But does anyone have a handy (ha!) dandy explanation of why her cuticles are blue?
What a … um … great … er … weave.
Ooh ooh, can anyone make out the account numbers? Not that there’d be anything in there. But still!
I’m going to need a professional opinion on those shoes. CD?
I noticed her cuticles are all red & torn up. That’s symptomatic of drug abuse; it launches a skin picking obsession for some that focuses on hands and face skin imperfections. The act itself provides relief and offers temporary calm.
Gross spotty tan. Between her and Tanning mom hopefully they will put the tan look to rest already. If they are going to be the top models for tanning and cigarettes then there shouldn’t be anyone left that will tan and smoke!
My uncle, who is a crack addict, has hands like this (minus the fake nails.)
Oh, Octomom’s redheaded first cousin looks kind of sad today.
Nasty, disgusting nails. Even looks like there’s a really nasty fungus brewing under the nail on her ring finger. Ewwwwwww.
Okay before everyone is going off on some insane tangeant. Nails that are painted for too long start turning yellow, especially if you’re switching colors on them often and using acetone. If you don’t believe me google it. Jesus christ you people will go bananas over everything.
If anyone working at your shithole website is as fine,famous or accomplished as her i will forever shut my mouth
@Lindsay AKA “betterthan” LOL don’t you have better things to do then look up comments on yourself and defend them? BTW in the real world if someone behaved like this “person” they wouldn’t be able to secure a job at wal-mart. Felonies, DUI arrest? Come on accomplished????? pl-pl-please:(
She’ll never be what she once was never, ever, ever :’(
She’s so dirty looking holes in her shirt, dirty pants and ratty hair. What the hell were they thinking casting her as Liz Taylor, come on. I’m not watching BTW
The shoes are from “Chloè”
poor habit