Lindsay Lohan Failed Her Drug Test

Seen here in the latest campaign for Fornarina, Lindsay Lohan has already managed to fail her first drug test to the surprise of absolutely no one, save for the fact we all thought it’d happen within five minutes of leaving rehab. TMZ reports:

We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According to the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she will get 30 days in jail for a positive drug test.
One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ … “People with addiction problems don’t get better magically, and she’s really been making an effort to make herself better.”

Does anyone honestly believe Lindsay Lohan is afraid to go back to jail after the last time? She’s probably already packing an overnight bag full of jelly beans and Twilight movies as we speak. “Doing all that blow was so worth it. I wonder if they’ll let me stay two nights, and then we can all make S’Mores. Yippee!”

UPDATE: And it was cocaine. You know, the drug she’s not addicted to. Kudos, UCLA.

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