Lindsay Lohan Facing Felony Charges

Apparently Los Angeles County wants to demonstrate just how awesome they are at slapping wrists again, because Lindsay Lohan is going to be charged with felony grand theft as early as Monday, according to TMZ. The charges stem from her recent necklace theft which could put her in state prison for up to three years, provided we lived in a sane and rational world, so they’ll probably just buy her a puppy. “Now his name is Wiggles, and you have to feed him everyday and give him lots of tummy rubs. Now scoot, you little scamp, and stop committing so many crimes, oh, you’re so cute.” *tussles Lindsay’s hair*

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