Lindsay Lohan Is Engaged, Probably

Seen here performing with Duran Duran, which is apparently a thing that’s been happening because cocaine, Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Egor Tarabasov who clearly missed all those stories about her wanting a baby so she can milk all of his Russian money out of him without using her hands, mouth, or remarkably saggy tits for a woman in her late 20s. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s engagement ring is so damn powerful it got her parents to share the same air without a single call to police.
Lindsay showed off the huge rock — looks to be an emerald in a diamond setting — while hanging with Michael and Dina Lohan in Brooklyn at Tuesday’s Duran Duran concert. Her fiancé, Egor Tarabasov was there as well … conspicuously behind LiLo and her parents.

Oddly, Lindsay’s rep denied reports about the engagement yesterday even though she clearly went out of her way to publicize it through TMZ and arranged paparazzi photos of the ring. So either that person is still owed a shit-ton of money and/or is trained to deny anything involving Lindsay Lohan.

“Did your client sleep with a sultan last night?”
“Is she an international jewel thief?”
“Has she ever sucked the dick of a North Korean dictator? Past or present?”
“Is she engaged?”
“Did Interpol ever connect her mother to those missing Romanian girls?”
“Yes. I mean, no.”

You get the picture.

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