So here’s some completely shocking and unpredictable news from the production of the Lifetime biopic Liz & Dick: Lindsay Lohan is being goddamn impossible to deal with and demanding crazy shit like casting approval and free trips to Europe whenever she’s not out partying with Paris Hilton. Which doesn’t make any sense because she’s changed now, you guys, and totally focused on her career. They must have her confused with someone else. RadarOnline reports:
“Lindsay declared that none of the actors were the right fit and that she wanted to go to London to look for a possible [Richard] Burton actor there,” a production insider tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton. She believes Matthew Settle is too old to play the role, and she wants a major A-list star to be her co-star. However, her salary for the role took up a major portion of the budget, and the Burton gig will likely only pay $200k, max. The producers don’t need to get Lindsay’s approval of who will play Richard Burton, but they want to keep her happy.”
Making matters worse, is that filming is slated to begin in just a few short weeks, and they are no closer to signing an actor to play Burton.
“They are already in pre-production and it’s very hard to conduct any rehearsals without the pivotal role of Richard Burton,” the source says. “There is also cause for concern because Lindsay partied all night last week with Paris Hilton, Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis.”
So basically Lindsay Lohan’s acting exactly like Lindsay Lohan which is amazing because now everyone can stop pretending she’s ever stood a chance to have a comeback. Because you know what a comeback entails? Genuinely seeing the mistakes in your past actions and not just telling Jay Leno you’re totally matured now with the taste of cock and coke in your mouth. Because seriously, if you got Lindsay Lohan drunk and/or tied her up with Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth – Sorry, I didn’t mean for this example to get so sexy. – and asked her if she actually believes she did anything wrong, she’d swear on her life she was framed by a leprechaun.
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