So here’s some completely shocking and unpredictable news from the production of the Lifetime biopic Liz & Dick: Lindsay Lohan is being goddamn impossible to deal with and demanding crazy shit like casting approval and free trips to Europe whenever she’s not out partying with Paris Hilton. Which doesn’t make any sense because she’s changed now, you guys, and totally focused on her career. They must have her confused with someone else. RadarOnline reports:
“Lindsay declared that none of the actors were the right fit and that she wanted to go to London to look for a possible [Richard] Burton actor there,” a production insider tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton. She believes Matthew Settle is too old to play the role, and she wants a major A-list star to be her co-star. However, her salary for the role took up a major portion of the budget, and the Burton gig will likely only pay $200k, max. The producers don’t need to get Lindsay’s approval of who will play Richard Burton, but they want to keep her happy.”
Making matters worse, is that filming is slated to begin in just a few short weeks, and they are no closer to signing an actor to play Burton.
“They are already in pre-production and it’s very hard to conduct any rehearsals without the pivotal role of Richard Burton,” the source says. “There is also cause for concern because Lindsay partied all night last week with Paris Hilton, Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis.”
So basically Lindsay Lohan’s acting exactly like Lindsay Lohan which is amazing because now everyone can stop pretending she’s ever stood a chance to have a comeback. Because you know what a comeback entails? Genuinely seeing the mistakes in your past actions and not just telling Jay Leno you’re totally matured now with the taste of cock and coke in your mouth. Because seriously, if you got Lindsay Lohan drunk and/or tied her up with Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth – Sorry, I didn’t mean for this example to get so sexy. – and asked her if she actually believes she did anything wrong, she’d swear on her life she was framed by a leprechaun.
Photo: NGRE/AKM-GSI, Splash News
Saggy boobs guys—isn’t this what you want? WTF
That’s what first entered my mind; hell they’ll be down to her knees by the time this skank hits forty.
In all honesty, in the real world – like total reality here – if I met her at a bar, and I’m just the nobody commenting here as Willie Dixon, and she’s actually Lindsay Lohan all flirty and ready to go, I’d still pass her up. Even when she was looking great. There’s some kinds of crazy the clinic can’t prescribe away.
Not me. When bartender shouts out last call – and I’ve been in the bar since the afternoon – and cokehead lohan sidles up to me and wants to fuck, I’m good to go!
You know: alcohol = liquid courage!…. or is it liquid blindness?
Hell yes. I would fuck the shit out of her. Just for the story.
I wouldn’t fuck her with someone else’s cock!!
She probably has more STD’s than a clinic!
JESUS CHRIST PUT A BRA ON!!!
Sorry guys.
I wanna say that to every bare-boobed celeb anyway but especially to this girl. And Sharon Stone and Goldie Hawn.
Starting a “Goldie Hawn Must Wear a Bra at All Times When in Public” petition.
Wow, I always assumed under the robes Jesus and the lads were naked. Are we talking sports bra or some elaborate underwire job?
Hee!
So this bitch, who is lucky to have an acting job at all, is behaving like a diva? Her entitlement mentality continues, and I’d fire her worthless ass. There are many other actresses out there who would do a better job and not be cunts like Lohan.
Absolutely agree!! They should fire her.. but I bet they can’t:(
Brandon Davis? Isn’t that the guy that started the whole “fire crotch” thing? Those Davis kids make Paris Hilton look like a good person. Good choice of friends, LiLo.
Yes he is.
Is it me, or do those hair extensions look pretty shitty?
It’s not you.
everything looks shitty, not just her horse hair.
Apparently they are itchy too!
How do the studios even get an insurance company to sign off on a Lindsay Lohan movie anymore? When I worked at a small production company, we had a hard time getting a production insured for even letting the stars do too much of their own stuntwork. I can’t imagine trying to get them to sign off on a star who’s a goddamned train wreck.
I imagine they’re balancing the disaster-to-be with the heat it’s generating; it’s probably more attention than Lifetime has had since LeAnn stoles her a man.
Well at least her big sloppy boobs are making a comeback.
Two years ago those things were in pretty bad shape…
“I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that there’s gambling in Casablanca”.
She looks like she smells.
Lindsay’s letting her fat hang out and being a colossal bitch on set? Get right out of town!
Coke bloat
I know I should turn away, but those CANS!!
Mother of god….they’ve only got a few more good years in ‘em before she’s kicking them don the street in front of her…
Nope, she’s pretty much doing that now…
Good. I hope she scuttles the whole production! Who was the weak-minded fucktard who thought Lohan could play Elizabeth Taylor anyway?
Lifetime Entertainment is owned by Disney.
My grandma had better boobs.
Everyone’s grandmother has better boobs than this bloat bag. Great grandmother’s too.
My grandmother has been dead for 20 years and she still to this day has better boobs than Blohan.
Just cast SamRo to the part and be done with it already.
And all in her presence were blinded by the flash of light reflected from the legs.
What is this site’s obsession with old hollywood hags? First Gabrielle Anwar, and now this saggy tit bloat bag.
Is this site for people who are 40 + only like those adult only trailer parks. If it is, just say so…
I thought it was a site about babes in bikinis.
Confused
Fire the bitch. If she’s out partying again she’s already risked the entire production.
No attractive parts on this chick any more. Aside from being a train wreck, I do not see why she is so popular.
“Infamy” is not the same as “popularity”, but has a lot of the same symptoms, I’m afraid.
“Infamy” has all but vanished from the general public’s vocabulary. Being infamous and famous are now the same to most people, especially young people. It started with Paris Hilton’s sex tape and it’s all gone down hill from there.
Minnie mouse wants her shoes back.
Statement from Lifetime re “creative differences” in 3…2…
So… she’s playing present day Liz, right? That’s what her tits are portraying, anyway.
Crotch rot
OMG! HOW DARE SHE ACTUALLY TAKE HER ROLE SERIOUS!!!!!1111
As if.
Jen, how many fingers am I holding up? No, not your fingers, my fingers.
the only reason her tits are where they are is because they are resting on her gut.
I want to click the like button twice
Total slag.
Is it 2002 again?
Her breasts are a nice size, but they sag way too much for someone so young. She needs to wear a bra!
If the contract with Lindsay did not include an “if you cost this production one extra cent we are allowed to murder you and your entire family” clause they deserve whatever they get.
So, Blowhan is being a bitch to the production people, demands casting approval & is wasting everyone’s time & money just to suit her over-inflated sense of entitlement? What else is new…
God, those hair extensions remind me of good ‘ole Britney in the old days…
How the hell did this production get financed & insured?
I assume the entire project was conceived as a tax write-off. You wouldn’t hire Lindsay if your goal is a successful production.
So Fire Crotch is back in with the Hilton’s???
I hope this whole thing goes down the crap chute and it will serve the idiots right for casting this piece of shit as Elizabeth Taylor.
We keep giving LiLo attention for this, she’ll just keep acting up. When we ignore attention whores, eventually they get the message and, in Lindsay’s case, be a better person in the process.
Besides, goofing on Lindsay Lohan is like beating a dog when its down. We need to go after Dina Lohan.
While I agree that Dina and Michael (that’s not you, I hope) are the fundamental problem, I think both of them (and Lindsay) are complete sociopaths and utterly deaf to criticism. As for kicking a dog when it’s down: After the dog bites you in the ass (for believing in it) twenty or thirty times, kicking it doesn’t feel like such a horrible thing to do.
Love those titties!
saggy tities :(
Id suck them hangers til the cows come home
They hang low enough were u could just have your head in her lap and go to town . Good luck with that .
She is so freaking hot!!! And all you turd brains know it!!
You certainly make an eloquent case.
Heheh Your name admits that you are full of crap!
YO MOMMA SUCKER!!!
heheheh I can’t outwit you! :D
Fatty Boombah.
Fuck all of you haters! You all wish you could look as good as lindsay lohan when you reach your mid-50s!
I don’t understand the point of calling her Blohan. That is retarded. It is not stopping her from getting jobs and making millions and being in the press every single day so what is the point? I guess that is just lame American BS trying to sound clever.
Seriously?
If you ever meet her, she will offer you a blowjob for cash within ten minutes. And you could be a homeless man for all I know.
But in alll seriousness, she doesn’t have any money anymore, only debts. Which is why she designed her leggings to have knee pads sewn in.
“Millions”. Ah ha ha ha ha ha.
Bitch is goddamn crazy. Settle’s fine as Hell. He should count himself lucky he doesn’t have to work with her.
If what I read is true and I dont believe any thing I read and only half of what I see I’M SO FUCKING CONFUSED ! leave me alone and get the fuck away from me .
Sorry to say this, but fire her ass. I think she needs to be stopped for her own good. Cut her off from Hollywood completely. No photo shoots, no movies, no more papparazzi.
Let’s see if she changes her ways, cleans up her act and comes crawling back. At this rate, she’ll be dead before she hits 27.
The dead guy in the urn just re-dessicated himself.
“That’s a nice end table. I wonder if I could just walk out with it right now without anyone noticing.”
By the way, these pics of her shopping have been up for nine hours, and this is the first shoplifting reference. You all disappoint me.
Lindsay is one of Hollywood’s biggest failures. She is not a great actress but she could have been one of Hollywood’s biggest stars. If only she kept her head on straight she would be getting tons of acting work and a ton of promotional work.
Wait, I see something, she shoved something down her shirt before leaving. Once a klepty, always a klepty!
So there is something that can drop more than Facebook shares.
She’s gained hella weight :(