Of Course Lindsay Lohan Trashed Elizabeth Taylor’s Cleopatra Trailer. ‘Allegedly.’

August 31st, 2012 // 55 Comments
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“Here’s the bloody culprit, mates! Caught her putting silverware in her bosom, I did.”

In June, long-time Elizabeth Taylor fan Angel Alger spent $50,000, her life savings, on the original Cleopatra trailer where the late actress had numerous affairs with Richard Burton. Except part of the condition of the sale was that Lifetime could rent the trailer for the filming of Liz & Dick starring Lindsay Lohan, so you’ll never guess how that turned out. CNN reports:

“I was specifically told that it would come back in pristine condition and in even better condition than it was at that time,” Alger said.
When she saw it again in July, she was devastated to see damage she estimated to be at least $100,000.
Photos show cigarette burns on fabric, furniture and even a portrait of Taylor. Dishes, mirror and glass were broken.
What’s worse is what’s missing, Alger said.
An exquisite antique European rocking chair that Taylor sat in after filming every night was taken.
“I did not get to enjoy using the lavish French phone that she used or even her personal hair brush that probably still had some of her hair in it,” she said.
Who trashed Taylor’s trailer?
“Only a psychotic and rebellious person or people would steal irreplaceable museum belongings and leave it in this vandalized condition,” Alger said.

Granted, Angel has no evidence to prove who ransacked the trailer besides a bunch of “special cigarette” butts she found and the word of a studio employee who told her Lindsay Lohan and her friends had access to it every night after filming. So when I said no evidence, I meant all the evidence in the world that Lindsay Lohan did it. It was Lindsay.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. tom

    I’m not sure that movie will be good.

  2. Urvag

    Who the hell gives Lohan access to anything, never mind a trailer. The only thing that she should have access to is a plate of wings and cold beer that she should be serving at a Hooters or something.

  3. I’d say the fault is on the owner of the “priceless” trailer; anybody with a brain knows Lindsay can’t have nice things.

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    pooface
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope this woman sues Lifetime, she wont get a penny from Lindsey, then with the threat of litigation hanging over their heads, no other company will hire the reckless firecrotch and thus! Lindsey will slowly fade out/start stripping/ OD (although I hope it isnt the latter)

    Lifetime deserves to pay for hiring her, they knew the risk. This poor woman I really feel for her she must be devastated.

  5. Cock Dr

    She’s a one woman crime spree.
    Most of it is petty crime, but just wait until she seriously injures or kills someone. The howls and fingerpointing of the enablers will be deafening.

  6. “Oh,” cried the woman with her last breath, “why did you trash my trailer and steal from me? You promised you wouldn’t.”

    “Ah,” said Lindsay Lohan. “So I did. But you knew I was Lindsay Lohan when you rented it to me.”

    The best fables always hold up.

  7. So sorry for that poor woman. Lindsay can’t be trusted with things like that. If it was me, and they told me I had to rent out my priceless artifact to Lindsay in order to purchase it, I would say “Fuck it” and move on.

  8. carl

    She’s a clepto. What do you expect? She has severe mental problems. This is her life. It will never change. She has the mentality of a 5 year old.

  9. JIM

    GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OFF MY PLANET.

  10. El Jefe

    Once again no sympathy. This is what happens when you let Lohan in or near your stuff. She has zero respect for anyone or their property. I thought this was established years ago.

  11. rantatonne

    I cant bring myself to feel sorry for someone who spends 50,000 on a trailer. One person was wronged since they didn’t do what they said they will, by not protecting this trailer, but still. Life savings?

    “‘I did not get to enjoy using the lavish French phone that she used or even her personal hair brush that probably still had some of her hair in it,’ she said.” Kinda creepy.

    • Yes! I was thinking the exact same thing. God knows I have a blast making fun of the traveling disaster area that is Lindsay, but ew with the hair.

      That said, Lindsay took the chair.

  12. O.o

    so in the last week she stole jewellery from her stalker/lover/creep,
    got banned out off a hotel for getting a bill worth 45.000$ she didn’t pay and now this (all in like what 7days?)

    i can’t wait to get up tomorrow and read another tale of lindsay (hopefully a jailtale this time but we all know she always blows her ass out off everything).

  13. judgingyou

    No, not Lindsay. It’s all a lie from the people that conspire against her, she’s the victim here…..

    Someone needed to do the requisite delusional post. She won’t pay for this at all, no one should even entertain the thought. Poor creepy over invested woman.

  14. At least we don’t ever have to worry about there being a bio-pic about Lindsay’s life. No one would go see a movie entitled “Stupid, Self-Centered Cunt.”

  15. tina

    lindsay will always be the biggest piece of entitled shit.

  16. tina

    all addicts are self-centered. see ‘alcoholic thinking’

  17. Jakehotep

    Bet she was searching for those White Diamonds.

  18. if she saved any of those cigarette butts, she could send them to a lab and they could get dna from them and find out if they were from lindsay.
    cops do it all the time.

  19. Betty Blow

    She told me she robbed that guy of those watches and sunglasses because she felt so bad about trashing the trailer , and she’s gonna pay that lady back right after we go on a vacation to Columbia to research medicinal herbs and powders . She said my ticket would be arriving int he mail any day now . I can’t wait ! we’re gonna be just like scientists !

  20. Connie Lingus

    You can just tell that this biopic is full of great acting just from the picture above. Lindsay really is a wonderful, talented actress!
    I say Academy Award ! Bravo ! Bravo!

  21. fuckityfuck

    Why isn’t this bitch black listed yet? I think there should be a lohan ban in place until they die.

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    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where’s my wallet, Lohan?”

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    Mickey01232000
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing that Linday Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor have in common is that they are both females.

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    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember that costume prosthetic from “Back to the Future” II or III or ‘Rupaul’s Drag Race’ or that damn bar I keep having to drag my husband home from….”

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    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nipulareactor ready to pull out and fire at the enemy.” “Just give your word to fire, Sir.

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    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    “So much silicone….. so little (screen) time…..”

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    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Realizing that her “Lee Snap on Nipples” had been overlooked in Wardrobe, Ms. Lohan lobs vile obscenities at her “Lifetime Personal Assistant, Vice President of Talent Relatons” for failing to read her all too transparent mind.”

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    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Just ask your grandparents, Kiddies. Lindsay Lohan has boobs. Liz Taylor had “BOOBS”. What you see in thiis picture is mostly an old Special Effects trick involving excess body fat and duct tape.

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    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I know what my Sicilian Grandma meant by “Never trust breasts shaped like large Italian loaves of bread”.

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    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a third nipple that is very hard to see because it’s about the size and shape of a Barbie Dolls. It’s looks just like this one.

  31. I’ll be back to read and Up-thumb a bunch of comments later, but I just read this and I had to share because I KNEW IT:

    http://www.celebitchy.com/249050/lindsay_lohan_looking_for_a_new_sugar_daddy_to_support_her_crackie_habits/

    I knew that horrible trashy set of photos with the white halter was going to be her doom.

    Also, doesn’t that Enquirer piece kind of read like a really long personal ad written by Dina?

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    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how I’d like to think she was kicked out of the Chateau Marmont.

  33. What a classless talentless spray tanned waste of flesh.

  34. someone please off her

    Blowhan is just poison; she destroys everything she touches. More than anyone on planet earth she desperately needs a bullet to the area where her brain isn’t…

  35. not a fan

    Lohan is a useless piece of shit.

    • It is SO INTERESTING that every Lindsay-is-a-douche comment is down-thumbed by two people.

      In other news, hi Dina and Lindsay!

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    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    lindsay i want to love you the way you need me beautiful

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    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    such a great actress and beautiful woman and so sexy

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    Rae
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate hate hate lindsay. Someone needs to stick that girl in a jail cell for a few months and treat her just like the rest of them. Or beat the crap out of her until she understands that she does not run this world and just like everyone else she has to follow the rules. please someone bitch slap this girl

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    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Cut the act, Lohan! You know you don’t know how to read!

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    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    WHORE!

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    This isn’t really a scene from the movie…this guy tricked her into playing Natalie Wood and he’s about to pitch her overboard.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever said these cans were real is wrong. Total fakers – tear-drop implants. Ugh.

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