Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback is Going Swell

June 7th, 2012 // 39 Comments
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Back in April 2011, Lindsay Lohan was rumored/her mom was telling everyone she’d be playing Victoria Gotti in Gotti: Three Generations thus kicking off The Return of Lindsay Lohan: America’s Acting Princess. In fact, Lindsay even went so far as to show up at the press conference only to have her part drastically reduced until it became a constant back and forth as to whether or not she’s in the movie. But now that she’s playing Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime made-for-TV movie and at the top of her game, surely the producers will find a way to get her in the movie because she’s so famous and all better now. RadarOnline reports:

“I can confirm that Lindsay has not signed on to be a part of the John Gotti movie, nor is she in talks to join the cast,” the Mean Girl’s publicist, Steve Honig, tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “It does not look like an agreement can be made. Lindsay’s representatives and film producers were unable to come to an agreement. Lindsay has the utmost respect for Barry Levinson [the director of the movie] and the producers and hopes to work with them in the future and wishes them all the best.”

You really have to admire the balls on Lindsay’s publicist for trying to act like some sort of agreement was being made when almost everyone knows this is exactly what happened:

PRODUCER: *pulls back shower curtain*
LINDSAY: Hey! Am I still in your movie?!
PRODUCER: AHHHHHH!

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  1. Because LIz Taylor had terminal trout pout.

    • Randal

      First of all, let’s get one thing straight here. Lindsay Lohan invented the pout and why wouldn’t she? Natural soft kissable lips on an otherwise beautiful face is what draws many in to this star sensation.

      Second, it’s not a comeback, FiSH, it’s called being in between jobs. Elizabeth Taylor should thank her lucky stars there is a star as bright as Lindsay to be playing her in a movie.

      Some readers are seriously ungreatful.

      Randal

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      • kimmykimkim

        Haha! “Would you eat the moon if it were made of cheese? I know I would!”

      • Ching Chang O'Malley

        Some readers are seriously fucking stupid. First off, it’s ‘ungrateful’, you twat. Secondly, this stupid cunt has been in a downward spiral for most of the 2000′s and if you can’t see that you’re completely fucking retarded. I can’t wait for her to just OD and fucking die already. I used to think she was hot.

      • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

        Keep it coming Randal! You’ve got Reality whimpering like a beaten dog in a shelter

      • Oh, LiLo invented “the pout” and some incompetent, money-grubbing plastic surgeon didn’t. Mmmmm hmmmm.

        There ain’t nuthin’ natural ’bout those lips, Mr. Randal, sir. (If that IS your real name….)

      • You guys are obviously unfamiliar with the overly sincere stylings of Randal, every celebrity’s natural-born cheerleader.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        this is not the real randal. the real randal would spell ungrateful properly, not call out other commenters as ungrateful and not comment to the fish about being inbetween jobs. The real Randal writes better and is more… ummm… flowery? He’s got a better vocabulary. This is a fake Randal and a not very good one at that.

      • Grammar Police

        Surely you mean “ungrateful” ??

      • Good point – agreed, it’s definitely a facsimile of Randal.

        So this must be the fake Gramar Police – they got here way too late.

      • He did, but don’t call him “Shirley”

      • GetOverYourself

        Yet another excellent and well thought out post by the one and only king of celeb compliments, Randal! Oh Randal, you may want to lay low for awhile. It’s been rumoured that their is an all points bulletin on you. The charge? “Awsomeness” in the first degree, of course.

      • GetOverYourself

        If you do get arrested, Randal, no need to worry. I will gladly put up a bail of kisses and hugs for your safe release.

      • Well Randall, it looks more like her slutness is in between wrecked rented Porches at the moment. Yep those producers are going to be lining up to see if they can Lindsay Lohan to ruin their careers as Hollywood producers.

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    ozmosis
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    She looks nothing like Elizabeth Taylor.

  3. I was flipping around one time and came upon the “Lifetime” channel. However, my penis tried to retract itself, so I kept flipping.

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    dani
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT ASS!
    Oh wait, no, those are her lips.

  5. Veronika Larsson

    I don’t think the point is that Lindsay looks like Elizabeth Taylor, but that she can show up for a film and see it through to the end. That’s a huge step forward for her, if she can manage it.

    Robert Downey was considered washed-up beyond redemption at one point, but he clawed his way to the top.

    • Hmmm. Yeah. The difference is that Downey is a dude. Not to sound like a dick (well maybe), but Hollywood views men and women differently. Old men can be marketed as sexy. Old women, not so much. Except for Betty White, who is a piece of ass.

      • Uh, the difference is Downey can fucking act. Lohan’s minimal talent as a cute child actor carried her through the flip teen performance required in Mean Girls, but she was never deep as far as acting went. In everything else since then she’s been wooden and flat, and when she has to compete with other adult actors for screen time now, it’s painful to see how lame she is. A husky voice does not an acting career make.

        P.S. Betty White says you weren’t that good.

  6. Brandon

    Holy shit! She turned into a fortysomething Long Island housewife!

  7. cj

    i work across from where this boat was docked for filming and the paparazzi were there taking photos from there. They were making fun of her so much … their commentary was probably the most amusing aspect of her current acting career.

  8. Ninjaya

    Why was a drugged out hooker cast as Elizabeth Taylor?

  9. mel

    those lips just scream, “smell that? so pungent it makes you wanna vomit out your nostrils? yeah, that’s all me!”

    when girls make that retarded lip configuration, it makes them look stinky. did they ever do a great job with her make up on, “mean girls”! she looks so….plastica now.

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    They should film the movie with Lohan behind the green screen.

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    sss
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    pancake ass!!

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    sss
    Commented on this photo:

    pancake ass!! >__>

  13. Lindsay Lohan Tight Jeans Head Wrap Yacht Liz And Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes, I remember well Elizabeth Taylor’s chiclet-toothed hee-haw overbite, her ill-fitting blouses, and her wonky boobs …

  14. Lindsay Lohan Tight Jeans Head Wrap Yacht Liz And Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    She *did* used to have a rear end, didn’t she? Maybe she didn’t, but we were all so busy looking at the red hair and the chestal region that we didn’t notice.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Tight Jeans Head Wrap Yacht Liz And Dick
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    The international signal for “cigarette me”.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Tight Jeans Head Wrap Yacht Liz And Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture, there’s a put-upon production assistant saying in every way but verbally “I hate you so much”.

  17. “Lindsay, why are you in a bathing suit with a straw taped to your face??”
    “For the cocaine scene! I’m ready to dive into the purty powder and win that oscar.”
    “Bitch, this is about Elizabeth Taylor, not Amy WInehouse.”
    “No, bitch! This is about me! Me, me, me!”
    *Dina Lohan camel toe flops her way in* “No, it;s about me!”
    *The man-lesbian-Dj Sam uses her dildo pogo stick to come to the rescue of no one*

  18. Lindsay Lohan Tight Jeans Head Wrap Yacht Liz And Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, if you guys didn’t go home at 2:00pm on Friday you readers wouldn’t have to go to TMZ to find out about Lohan’s car accident.
    Just Saying.

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Ron Jeremys gonna getcha

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