Lindsay Lohan Stole A Bracelet From Elizabeth Taylor’s Nurse. Of Course.

January 10th, 2013 // 30 Comments
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Somebody showed Lindsay Lohan an object that she wanted and then said object immediately went missing because she stole the shit out of it. RadarOnline reports:

“Lindsay became very good friends with Elizabeth Taylor’s longtime nurse while shooting Liz & Dick,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Elizabeth had given the nurse an expensive bracelet that was very meaningful to her and the nurse absolutely cherished it. Lindsay immediately fell in love with the bracelet the minute she saw it and was very vocal about how much she admired it. A short time later, the bracelet disappeared from the nurse’s house … on the very same day Lindsay had been to visit.
“The nurse initially gave Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, thinking that she had just accidentally forgotten to take the bracelet off after trying it on. However, that theory was soon shot down after she called Lindsay and she swore she did not take the bracelet and categorically denied having it in her possession. The nurse knew that was a blatant lie as the bracelet disappeared after Lindsay was at the house and she knew that it had to have been Lindsay who took it. In the end, it took over a week to get the bracelet back from Lindsay and it was only returned after the nurse threatened to call the cops. One of Lindsay’s people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse, who was extremely upset about what had transpired,” the source says.

My god, she truly is a master thief. [Update: And forger now. – SW] We must alert Buckingham Palace at once. She’s no doubt casing the joint as we speak. And by casing the joint I mean banging wealthy dignitaries for money while imagining herself pushing the Queen over and stealing her crown.

LINDSAY: Haha.. yoink.
PRINCE: Sing song soo wow! This one speak. You no get money.
DINA: Oh, I believe you’ll pay. Pay with your life! *reaches for katana, finds it missing* LINDSAY!
LINDSAY: It had a pretty handle!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. HMMM

    Unbelievable! This klepto will never learn until serious legal action happens to her. She need jail time, not a few hours or days, she needs serious jail time in a prison with a treatment program. Send her to Wyoming, our Womens prison will straighten her up.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Trying To Hide Her Plastered Drunk Face
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    Far and away the best she’s looked in a long time.

  3. zomgbie

    i had a comment to post about lindsay lohan but now i cant find it…

  4. KFisher

    Once a klepto-twat, always a klepto-twat.

  5. stratacat

    in other news, scientists declare water is wet!

  6. Real jail time would be interesting, if only to test whether or not she can learn. I’d give 50/50 odds she is beyond help or epiphany at this point. But the thing is, even in jail, she would still be coddled and set apart, because a “real” jail experience for her. . .you’d might as well throw her in with those feral pigs from that Silence of the Lambs prequel and be done with it. They would tear her to shreds.

  7. EricLr

    Stealing from old ladies? Damned kids! Back in *my* day, crazy Hollywood headcases like Winona Ryder had the decency to just steal from stores!

  8. Cock Dr

    We’re really not kidding when we tell you to lock up the valuables when the Lohans come around.

  9. They really need to stop fucking around and put this bitch in prison already. She is on her 15th life by now. It is time to send her a message.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Trying To Hide Her Plastered Drunk Face
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    Wanting to make a quick getaway and unable to steal the ring and bracelet, she stole the whole hand and tried to smuggle it out under her hat.

  11. OK, last time I open a Lohan post. She is vile spew. No, correction … I’ll open up if it’s a death report or a report that she will actually go to jail for a decent length of time. What a puddle of vomit.

  12. cc

    People could prevent these problems if they left bottles of vodka in plain sight…all over the place. She’d be too distracted to steal anything else.

  13. The best part is, she’ll face no consequences for her actions. Yay for the American Justice system.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Trying To Hide Her Plastered Drunk Face
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    Wow, she’s been on her knees so much she’s managed to rub a shiny spot on one of them.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Trying To Hide Her Plastered Drunk Face
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    “How many times do I have to tell you? I only take cash!”

  16. Antisocial personality disorder

    Antisocial personality disorder is a mental health condition in which a person has a long-term pattern of manipulating, exploiting, or violating the rights of others. This behavior is often criminal.

    Causes, incidence, and risk factors

    The causes of antisocial personality disorder are unknown. ***Genetic factors and child abuse are believed to contribute to the development of this condition.*** People with an antisocial or alcoholic parent are at increased risk.*** Far more men than women are affected. The condition is common in people who are in prison.

    Fire-setting and cruelty to animals during childhood are linked to the development of antisocial personality.

    Some people believe that psychopathic personality (psychopathy) is the same disorder. Others believe that psychopathic personality is a similar but more severe disorder.


    A person with antisocial personality disorder may:

    Be able to act witty and charming

    Be good at flattery and manipulating other people’s emotions

    Break the law repeatedly

    Disregard the safety of self and others

    Have problems with substance abuse

    Lie, steal, and fight often

    Not show guilt or remorse

    Often be angry or arrogant

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      narcissistic personality disorder

    • Does anyone really give a shit what the name of her problem(s) is? This woman is a solo cluster-fuck! At one point I actually thought she could make a comeback if she tried, but now…mmmm…not so sure.

    • First, ASPD isn’t exactly synonymous with psychopathology – sociopathology and psychopathology are actually two aspects of the ASPD spectrum. Sociopaths are generally considered to be created through environmental factors, i.e. neglect, abuse, etc. whereas psychopathology (which isn’t even formally recognized as a mental disorder by the APA) is the more severe form, and is considered by many to have a biological factor or cause, such as brain damage or impairment.

      However, since Lohan didn’t display anylthing resembling a conduct disorder when she was a child, which most adults who have ASPD do, it really doesn’t fit with your diagnosis.

      As McBeef posits, she’s far more likely to have narcissistic personality disorder. I also would add a side order of histrionic to the mix – both of which are included with ASPD in Cluster B of Axis II disorders, which are characterized as emotional, dramatic and erractic. Most Cluster B PDs lack empathy, but NPDs have a huge amount of entitlement going on, react to any criticism with a disproportional amount of anger but are easily hurt and sense rejection everywhere, require an unreasonable amount of attention and constant positive reinforcement, are self-obsessed, exaggerate their own talents and abilities, are unable to sustain relationships, and feel they are entitled to the best of everything (even when it belongs to someone else).

      The bracelet, just like the fur coat she boosted in New York, were things she felt she was entitled to have. She actually wore that stolen mink coat out in public – not because she’s dumb, but because her pathology told her that she deserved to own that coat, and figured everyone else would recognize the “truth” of the superiority of her ownership.

  17. The nurse should be encouraged to press charges.
    This WILL continue to happen until she is stopped.
    If the nurse does not notify the police and address this immediately then someone else will shortly be Lindsay’s victim.

  18. theoriginal LJ

    I wonder how much the Producers paid Elizabeth Taylor’s longtime nurse to keep this thievery quiet until after Lifetime aired the movie.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Trying To Hide Her Plastered Drunk Face
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    is that a vagina?

  20. Lindsay Lohan Trying To Hide Her Plastered Drunk Face
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    Does she cut down her rates during the Winter Sales? I’d risk the Eurostar trip.

  21. The Canyons

    I sure hope the nurse presses charges against this kleptomaniac. I mean who steals from an old woman who graciously lets you wear it and then you steal it….and deny deny deny. While the facts clearly point to here guilt. This poor old woman who poured her heart out about Liz had to threaten to call the cops for Lindsay to fess up and return it begrudginly and giving the poor woman the nastiest look and scolded her by saying Liz would have wanted her to have it – not the ex nurse that took care of her all here life. She stole a blue Rolex and a fur coat last week that she wore out. We’ll see how that plays out. She better pay Shawn Holley the money and her poor assistant that she owes 40,000 to. Get this she actually borrowed money from the sister and gave here one of her zillion of pieces of ratty clothing she gets everyday. I think a year in jail would humble her ass!

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