Lindsay Lohan’s In The New Season of ‘Eastbound And Down’
Two days ago, Lindsay Lohan posted this pic to Instagram with the caption “[email protected]! So grateful today! :)” and like most rational people, I just assumed she meant hooking. Back to hooking :) Turns out she’s in North Carolina filming the new season of Eastbound & Down which makes no fucking sense until you remember HBO runs on nudity. Which, really, is the only reason to hire Lindsay Lohan besides blowing Charlie Sheen so hard he forgets to stab a hooker in front of the entire crew and declare himself “KALI MA.” Every day with that shit.