And she pulled it off.
Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to remain in rehab at the Betty Ford Center until January 3, 2011, according to TMZ. She was in court today (above) for failing two drug tests which many hilariously speculated would land her back in jail. But in all seriousness, this actually seems like the right decision considering every time she goes to prison it’s a goddamn joke. I’ve seen toddlers get a toy taken away that seemed like a harsher punishment. However, I would’ve preferred seeing her sentenced to one of those “rehab boot camps” Elton John was talking about. Or even just boot camp in general. We should probably start putting that on the table.