Of Course Lindsay Lohan Went Out Partying After Her Probation Hearing

February 23rd, 2012 // 78 Comments

Lindsay Lohan showed up in court yesterday where the judge told her she was on track to complete her probation and just has to make it through one more hearing to put this whole thing behind her, so naturally Lindsay took that to mean, “Walk out of her like this place is your personal runway then spend the rest of the night getting shit-hammered with your mom who if I was really concerned with your well-being, I’d order the bailiff to shoot through the goddamn neck as we speak.” In the meantime, if you guessed “less than 24 hours” for how long it’d take Lindsay to fuck everything up, congratulations, you’re not even close to psychic because a cat could’ve made that guess. Get over yourself.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
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    Just awful

  2. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
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    I think the makeup is majestic, it will look better once she’s driving around in the car where the doors fall off and the bonnet (hood) pops up all the time, I bet she has a bunch of flowers up her sleeve.

  3. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
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    ..oh and.. SNAAAARRFFF

  4. Dina Lohan
    spartacus
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    I think I would rather fuck Dina right now than Lilo…. then I’d kill her, then I’d kill myself.

  5. Dina Lohan
    spartacus
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    Stop mixing the Lilo and Dina pics, I’m confused…. must…. fight….the….skankiness.

  6. Dina Lohan
    spartacus
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    Dina is sooooo photogenic

  7. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
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    Whats that? My MOM is here??!?!?

  8. BE

    Having Dina Lohan for a mom has to be the excuse for Lindsay going off the wagon. Honestly, look at what Dina wore out to he club – she thinks she’s 18?

  9. Lindsay Lohan
    Jupe
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    Miss Piggy is going bald???

  10. Dina Lohan
    LaceyQ
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    I hate to say it but her mom looks way prettier than she does and younger!!!

  11. Lindsay Lohan
    Quijibo
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    25 year old with a neck waddle. Does it get any sexier than that?

  12. Lindsay Lohan
    Loki
    Commented on this photo:

    LET. ME. IN.

  13. Lindsay Lohan
    Mariu
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    The Lohan’s got a lot more artificial inetgdienrs, many of which are toxic.Nothing looks as good as its ad, but come on, the burger portrayals are more preposterous than Dan Piraro’s most hysterical butthurt.

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