Because she’s always been a reliable and trustworthy source, Lindsay Lohan wants everyone to know she wasn’t drunk in the photos of her falling down outside the Motor City Bar in Manhattan. She was simply hanging out outside a bar, swapping jokes and making sure the sidewalk still smells like hobo urine. That’s all. TMZ reports:
“I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink! … I was with my brother, sister and friends. I was making a joke. They’re trying to make something out of nothing.”
Lindsay adds, “Just because I’m out doesn’t mean I’m drinking.”
And Lindsay™’s right. Just because she’s holding 18 cigarettes and falling face first outside of a bar we shouldn’t assume she’s drunk. For all we know, she just had lots of promiscuous sex with anonymous strangers in the bathroom and couldn’t walk straight. Or, as others have mentioned, she might’ve lost her contact and had to pick it up off a New York City sidewalk with her nose. That’s the proper way.
Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
“Just the occasional salty ropey double semen shot, I swear!”
The only excuse for some of her wardrobe choices has to be extreme substance abuse.
I like the earrings though. I am sure she got the five finger discount on them because she is famous.
Wasn’t she an attractive human being at some point?
I believe she was at one point in time…in a galaxy far, far away…
Not really – she has the nastiest complexion, flabby body and obviously disgusting personality. Merely because she has HUGE tits people think she was hot. Plenty of women have a nice rack.
Nah, back when she was in her late teens or so. She was fairly attractive, perhaps not your Hollywood knockout however certainly on the upper scale. It goes to show what alcohol and drug abuse will do in a short period of time.
It seems like her face is constantly shifting shapes, it looks different everytime I see a pciture of her.
I know! Last week she looked like Macualay Culkin, and this week her face kinda looks like Sam Ronson, all skinny and black lined.
She’s what’s known as a “morph-a-dyke”.
Next she’ll say she doesn’t have bruising on the back of her throat!
That Rorschach tiger print is WINNING!
I stared at it for a long time and it morphed into something sinister and then I sold it my soul for some jellybeans
She’ll never get the sidewalk stains out of that white shirt.
Why do those inkblots always look like vaginas!!
Interesting statement.
Something on your mind?
Hey i’m not the one drawing them
She killed Khloe Kardashian and used her hide to make a vest.
Every time I see a photo of this woman wearing something furry I wonder who she stole it from.
This one she might have gotten off a gay hobo lying drunk in the club’s back alley. Nice score LiLo.
this is a good lesson… lindasy really could have had it all.
but instead she is trying to convince people that she wasn’t wasted…
I believe her.
I believe her too
I believe her too.
I believe her too.
me too
Who else would get down on their hands and knees with their mouth clearly sucking the filthy dirty sidewalk other than a drunk?
How many versions of hepatitis did she get after doing that little, uh, joke?
Clearly Lindsay is mocking Muslims.
at least someone has the balls to do it.
“I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink!—-APRIL FOOLS!”
***Giggles while pouring tequila in her Corn Flakes***
I thought she was just a sad example of a celebrity surrounded by enablers who really expects everyone in the real world to believe her self-deluded bull$hit, but then I remembered it’s April Fool’s Day! Oh, Lindsay, you lovable scamp!
It’s a little difficult to grant much credibility to someone indignantly stating “..nor do I drink” when they’ve been to rehab 4 times, are currently on DUI probation, and have a notorious history of being a crackwhore drunk.
It’s like OJ Simpson saying “…nor do I cut up white women”
Whatever…RORSCHACH MOTORBOAT!
She doesn’t drink OR lie.
or use drugs, or steal, or eat box…
Lindsay is no dummy. Everyone knows alcohol totally harshes the mellow of some good old fashioned China white.
HOT DRESS
What the fuck is with the trademark thing? Are you kidding me?
Yeah, she just goes by Lindsay now. According to Dina, anytime someone says Lindsay they are actually talking about her POS daughter.
Motor City Bar is a 21+ year old bar. Why was Ali there then?
it’s a midwest bar. You go there to drink.
I am appalled that you’d question the veracity of her statement.
Funny she didn’t mention not doing drugs either … guess that’s what Lindsay would consider a harmless little white line… I mean lie!
cute lips, linds. you don’t look like a duck at all.
“…making sure the sidewalk still smells like hobo urine.”
Christ, that’s funny. Good one, Fish.
That’s retarded
I wonder if Lindsay remembers insisting that she didn’t use drugs, then demanding to be allowed to go to rehab for her addiction rather than go to jail.
This is typical junkie behavior…all the previous times they’ve lied to your face don’t excuse you refusing to believe them THIS time. You’re a bad person.
Since do recovering alcoholics spend 7 nights in a row at nightclubs? Somebody fell off the wagon!
She looks so old. Drugs & excessive booze are not your friends!
That’s because she’s busy doing coke. FACT
Going to the bar just to hang out with family is like going to the movies just for the great candy bargains.
Poor hot mess. :(
You know Lindsay(tm) I don’t wack off to japanese porn! just thought you’d like to know.
lilo again?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!
Queen of Denial. She’s been photographed falling down drunk how many times in the past 6 months? I know of a minimum of 3 times.
Most people can go through their entire lives not falling on their asses in public because they were drinking.
it not that hard to stop drinking.I did it with no help over 20 years ago
she probably wasn’t
everyone acts as though she is like 45 years old or something
she is young
she was probably just fooling around having fun
everyone should back off her
Oh please Lindsay haven’t we heard the same shit over and over again? Stop making up excuses and be a woman and woman up to your faults! Hey,don’t blame the world because you’re a has-been and washed up.