Lindsay Lohan Got Hammered Last Night

June 30th, 2011 // 111 Comments

“Did you.. did you see all those bottles? Iwanttomarrymymouth.”

Immediately after her house arrest ended yesterday Lindsay Lohan told her friends she’s afraid to go out and just wants to focus on her community service then stay at home reading a book with her sister. So, of course, here she is absolutely hammered-balls with Emile Hirsch last night because the court made it a point to hold a special hearing just to tell her she’s allowed to drink and snort her freckled face off. Then again, that could just be its plan to facilitate her stepping shit-faced drunk in front of a car, saving taxpayers millions of dollars, and my God, I think it’s working. You’re alright, California. You’re alright.

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. nessa

    this girl has had so chance and thrown them away.she clearly will die from alcohol poising or a drug over dose its really sad.

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    ted
    Commented on this photo:

    DRUNK…..so drunk.

    HAHAHAHAA… it is funny…. It would be sad if she actually cared….but since she doesn’t…it’s funny.

  3. Go Galt

    She looks older than Anne Bancroft in The Graduate. Yikes, what a wreck!

  4. skuddles

    Sloppy, disgusting girl. Just go die already and quit forcing us to read about your many, monumental fuckups.

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    BigHead86
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a midget version of dicaprio

  6. BigHead86

    Emile HIrsch looks like a midget version of dicaprio

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    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    No, she’s not wasted. She’s pining for the fjords.

  8. Good thing alcohol isn’t part of her life anymore…if this is how drunk she gets off not drinking, she’d probably explode if she had a beer.

  9. cc

    I think I am going to adopt the Lindsay approach.

    Act 1
    Officer: ‘I pulled you over because you were swerving all over.’
    Me: ‘Don’t blame me, blame the old bat who zigged when she should have zagged!’
    Officer: ‘Have you been drinking?’
    Me: *urrrrrrrrrrrrrk* ‘Oh, man, look at all those olives.’
    Officer: ‘It says here you are on probation.’
    Me: Ultrasecret double probation…haha, did you see ‘Animal House’? *kicks empty bottle of Beefeater back under the seat*
    Officer: I am taking you in.
    Me: You are give me a ride home? ‘That’s swe’ *urrrrrrrrrrrrrrk* ‘Btw, this bag in my pocket…not mine! These aren’t my pants.’

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    Max Conrad
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a 45 year old meth & alcohol freak!

    What a shame. She went from a beautiful & talented young girl to a rode-hard skank in 3 short years.

    Maybe the porno industry will take her, maybe….

    • teetee14

      i agree with you 100%!!! guess when you get to hollywood and tons of money this aka Lindsay Lohan is the result. such a shame.

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    Step thr33
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks eloquent

  12. anonym

    god damn. Look at her reaction.

    she looks like she just got out of San Quentin for women.
    but all she got was luxurious house arrest.

    I hope lindsay dies of liver cancer.

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    Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Well if it isn’t Mr. Zuckerberg!

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    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that hand! One’s hand is not capable of doing that unless one is WASTED.

  15. PUCCA9038

    Shuuuuush…let them think I’m Sharon…stoned…

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    teetee14
    Commented on this photo:

    what happen to her? she use to be so pretty. her redhair was pricless like my hair.

  17. Why couldn’t she have been Ryan Dunn’s passenger…

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    Hobobla
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fucking horrid.

  19. Jovy

    We expect you to die, Ms.Lohan.

  20. gg

    What pisses me off, is if this were any other human being who wasn’t famous, we would be in jail the first or second time it occurred. How is it she gets away with so much. She isn’t above the law. Treat her the way non celebrities would be treated and see how she likes “normal” court punishments. Absolutely ridiculous. A train wreck, and a waste of life.

  21. tlmck

    Kinda sad really. She obviously has no one in her life that cares about her.

  22. puddleduck

    This bitch is doomed and she has done it to herself. I don’t feel sorry for her or any others like her who have so many chances with the court system/rehab and just blow it because they are “celebrities”. Frankly, I’ll be glad when we have heard the last of this mole on the ass of humanity.

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    probono
    Commented on this photo:

    Now who is the chick behind her…. she’s actually hot

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    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    two words: Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

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    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay, Robert Rodriguez gave you a fucking chance, what the fuck?

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    mimi
    Commented on this photo:

    oh my.

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    hollywood_hillbilly
    Commented on this photo:

    The look of horror on his face! Lindsay just described Samantha’s vag to this poor guy.

  28. ALL OF YOU LOWLIFE LOSERS WHO HATE ON HER ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT SHE IS A HUGE STAR…YOUR LIVES ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO HERS. NEVER WILL BE. YOU ALL NEED TO STFU AND GO TO THE MOVIES TODAY OR SOMETHING. LINDSAY IS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS, GOT IT???

    PS. MEAN GIRLS WILL BE PLAYING THIS WEEKEND. CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS LOSERS.

    • Lmfao, you’re kidding me right ? No one, I repeat NO ONE is jealous of that eileen warnos look alike. she looks like hell…and worse than that, is that no one will ever be able to imagine her playing any other character other than a cracked out, lying thief. Not good for her “acting” career. Not good at all.

      • Art Garfunnkel

        Lindsay might have had talent or not . Whatever she had she has squandered and traded for couple of lines and a cocktail

  29. Billy Rubin

    Name a Lindsay accomplishment ? If she wasn’t high and out of her mind , would she feel proud of her life ?

  30. Hannibal Lecter

    She’s an addict . She will hit rock bottom . What rock bottom means is completely up to Lindsay. Maybe she will survive the fall , amybe not

  31. SIN

    All of those guys are hanging around just waiting for her to cross that “too fucked up” line. They all know thay can fuck her and she won’t mind at all.

  32. Fandy

    when did Sharon Stone get a new bf?

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    Kaheka Beck
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she has aged 20 years….& what’s up w/ her hanging on to the walls? She really must’ve been under the influence of something. Come on LiLo, you are destroying your youthful beauty. Keep on the same tracks & you’re going to look like Courtney Love in no time @ all….a used up has-been…

  34. michmasterflex

    k as a alcoholic myself. and im 23. theres no way i ever look like im having this much fun going out to a party NOT drunk. ive tried. i was a bummer.. not complete bummer but it was boring as fuck. entertaining non the less laughing at how drunk all my friends are, but in the back of my head i think fuck i want A DRINK

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    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    “Whuh – how long has that wall been here? Why doesn’t it stop moving? Huuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! I’m schlorry – did I get any on you?”

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