Lindsay Lohan Got Hammered Last Night

June 30th, 2011 // 111 Comments

“Did you.. did you see all those bottles? Iwanttomarrymymouth.”

Immediately after her house arrest ended yesterday Lindsay Lohan told her friends she’s afraid to go out and just wants to focus on her community service then stay at home reading a book with her sister. So, of course, here she is absolutely hammered-balls with Emile Hirsch last night because the court made it a point to hold a special hearing just to tell her she’s allowed to drink and snort her freckled face off. Then again, that could just be its plan to facilitate her stepping shit-faced drunk in front of a car, saving taxpayers millions of dollars, and my God, I think it’s working. You’re alright, California. You’re alright.

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a Doonesbury character that has come to life.

  2. Jack Ketch

    I’m thinking California is alright, too, damn ! What a plan.

    • bi chick

      The guy in this pic is not Emile Hirsch, he doesn’t show up till halfway through the slow-loading gallery. And according to other sites, she was also out with uber-hottie Lyndsy Fonsesca, how about adding some pics of her? Even if they’re not from the club, maybe just some hot pics to take the edge off the tragic ones…

  3. Hugh Gentry

    wow! She really learned her lesson.

  4. Jack

    She should just marry Charlie Sheen and get this whole thing over with!

  5. Alex

    I think even the Hollywood/Global Media ultra rich Jew club has given up on her. This wasn’t part of the plan. I believe life and future has been given back to the state of California and yep, they are going to let the powder keg destroy itself.

    Interesting how this has panned out.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    dani
    Commented on this photo:

    Be careful granny!

  7. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Sherri
    Commented on this photo:

    That is not Emile Hirsche.

  8. Queequeg

    For only 40 years old she looks pretty bad.

  9. dani

    Justice, YAY!

  10. WTF

    Is she wearing a bra? Dammit. I thought her release would coincide with the release of the “hounds” and the start of the summer of braless Lindsay.

    • Jack Ketch

      The summer of braless Lyndsay ? She NEVER wears one, lol ! Girls with fakers can get away with that …

  11. Racer X

    Die already.

    /sick of hearing about this shit

  12. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I just smoked the wrong end of a cigarette.

  13. let her prove she’s learned moderation. it’s not like she was drinking the whole time on probation. just once or twice, saul goot

  14. hmna

    Let’s see, Lindsay is drunk. In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet.

  15. Deacon Jones

    wow, that takes some balls to give a speech about focusing on your acting career and then drinking to obilvion immediately after….

    Makes me feel much better about my drinking/masturbating demons I struggle with.

  16. TK-427

    Another celebrity self destructing. Nothing new.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Just More proof that Minka is Much Much Better then this drunk piece of Shit

  18. General Disarray

    “I’m shooo thurfstee. We needa fineanotherbar. Wait, where ith my coke oh nebermind I foun it. K leths go…”

    I was reading lips so I might be off on a few words.

  19. Misanthrope

    Woaaaahhh?? That’s amazing, well done. Real kind of you to share that with us, you’re the very human embodiment of altruism.

  20. Simon Trent - Holmes

    Schmell my breath – does it schmell like Samantha ?

  21. Do_Freebirdt

    Drugs are a wonderful thing. Sometimes like Mr. Winning, you start to lose your teeth, sometimes like the fire crotch you start to lose you hair.

  22. I know that the Hollywood “celebrities” seem to always get free passes just like professional athletes and politicians but HOW is Lindsay allowed to walk this earth? I have read through multiple pages of occurrences of how she has broken the law to many times to count and here she is living life as an untouchable.

    Who is she blowing to keep her out of jail and how can I get the same deal?

  23. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
    Commented on this photo:

    Donatella, please stop touching me.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    MAveRiCknewyork
    Commented on this photo:

    This isn’t funny anymore. Its just sad. I kept hoping she would somehow at some point make a glorious Hollywood comeback Robert Downey Jr. style, but Its clear now that this is dangerously close to a tragic ending. Its really infuriating how the media, paparazzi, & everyone else in the universe are just laughing.

    • Miss Thalia Amour

      I agree. It’s disgusting that those paparazzi make their living selling photos like this of someone who is at the lowest point of their life and it just adds fuel to the fire. Another sad thing is if this girl dies sometime in the near future the media will most likely change their tune towards her and say what an amazing actress she was and play the sympathy card. It’s just low and very sad.

    • Jovy

      I agree, kinda wish she would just drop dead already.

      Oh is that not what you meant? Sorry.

    • miguelito

      what’s saddes is that her so-called family is nowhere to be seen. poor lindsay.

  25. Freaky

    The drink is just no good for her. I mean, look at her for christsakes! I can’t tell where her hairline ends and her forehead begins. She’s nasty-pasty and overdone with Cruella De Vil eyebrows. I want to lock my puppies away when her photo pops up. I mean, how old is she, anyway? 50?

  26. the captain

    you can’t miss: THE PROTITUTES IN L.A. LOOK ONE AND THE SAME!!

  27. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s too bad….continuing to ruin her looks & health.
    If she’s dumb enough to drive (of course she is) please post photos of her car & license plate. CA beware.

  28. crossrdblue

    Isn’t that Lyndsy Fonseca from Nikita that she is partying with?

  29. Her community service must be to rid the world of alcohol.

  30. Eugene

    “Yama – Hama! It’s fright night!”

    ~ Cosmo Kramer

  31. Lindsey being drunk is like Paris being dumb nothing new and plus for someone in her 20s she really fucked herself up. I’ve seen 60-year-olds look younger.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Mari
    Commented on this photo:

    She went into the wild.

  33. lindsay is the biggest idiot

    lindsay lohan. what a shameful girl. waste of space alcoholic with no intention to get better. she’ll have to live wit that fact she chose the bottle over a film career. he has had all the help she can be offered and chose to act like a bratty teenager.

  34. lindsay is the biggest idiot

    ‘lindsay lohan the alcoholic’ should always be her headline, headlines like this make her happy. more sinister plz!

  35. lilo fug

    does she think she is being cool?! that people are like, yeah lindsay, celebrate! maybe her retarded friends with brains of 2-yolds.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    mae
    Commented on this photo:

    Emile noooo, get your hunky ass away from that booze riddled piece of coke jerky!

  37. Haffa Dollah

    Forgive me, but if that is supposed to be Emile Hirsch in the picture with schnockerd Lindsay, the writer of is blog should check their facts and or pictures. But, to me, that isn’t Emile Hirsch.

  38. michaelsheen

    She’ll be dead before the year is out.

  39. cc

    I am glad that chivalry isn’t dead. That nice young man helping the older lady with the drinking problem get home safely.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Thought bubble over photographer’s head:
    How much would a mid-vomit shot fetch me?

  41. lilo fug

    talent and looks thrown away. shes losing the looks too.

  42. mullet

    It’s a shame the state of california can’t sue her for wasting tax-payer money via all of her court appearances.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Dr.Rock
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘They love dirty laundry.’

  44. Wallace Waldo

    ” Hey , anybody want to trade a coupla lines for a BJ?”

  45. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    Dr.Rock
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like such a good time, so much fun to be around, so many interesting things to talk about.

  46. Lindsay Lohan Drunk
    area man
    Commented on this photo:

    What will become of her when the attention goes away?

  47. Keyser Ballsy

    Looks like 50 is the new 25.

  48. Marcellus Wallace

    ” yes sirr , that’s right , my cooch is one fire “

  49. chev70

    Why is she with Glen Bulb?

  50. Hugh Marlboro

    “I’ll fuck you for a line !”

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