“Did you.. did you see all those bottles? Iwanttomarrymymouth.”
Immediately after her house arrest ended yesterday Lindsay Lohan told her friends she’s afraid to go out and just wants to focus on her community service then stay at home reading a book with her sister. So, of course, here she is absolutely hammered-balls with Emile Hirsch last night because the court made it a point to hold a special hearing just to tell her she’s allowed to drink and snort her freckled face off. Then again, that could just be its plan to facilitate her stepping shit-faced drunk in front of a car, saving taxpayers millions of dollars, and my God, I think it’s working. You’re alright, California. You’re alright.
Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
She looks like a Doonesbury character that has come to life.
I’m thinking California is alright, too, damn ! What a plan.
The guy in this pic is not Emile Hirsch, he doesn’t show up till halfway through the slow-loading gallery. And according to other sites, she was also out with uber-hottie Lyndsy Fonsesca, how about adding some pics of her? Even if they’re not from the club, maybe just some hot pics to take the edge off the tragic ones…
More like uber-cutie. She’s pretty, but don’t find her HOT. Just my opinion…
Either way, why not through some eye candy with a train wreck?
wow! She really learned her lesson.
She should just marry Charlie Sheen and get this whole thing over with!
Where’s the god’am like button?
It would be a union of doom, destruction, and warlock babies.
I approve.
I think even the Hollywood/Global Media ultra rich Jew club has given up on her. This wasn’t part of the plan. I believe life and future has been given back to the state of California and yep, they are going to let the powder keg destroy itself.
Interesting how this has panned out.
Be careful granny!
That is not Emile Hirsche.
look at the other pictures, 17 and on
For only 40 years old she looks pretty bad.
LOL! So true.
No kidding! I thought that was Sharon Stone!
me too!
LMAO i thought the same thing..that she was Sharon Stone…STONED!!
Justice, YAY!
She’s looking hideouser and hideouser as the days go by. Sad. Pathetic, too.
Is she wearing a bra? Dammit. I thought her release would coincide with the release of the “hounds” and the start of the summer of braless Lindsay.
The summer of braless Lyndsay ? She NEVER wears one, lol ! Girls with fakers can get away with that …
Die already.
/sick of hearing about this shit
agreed, tell me when the porn movie comes out and nothing more,
Youve said it all my friend.
I just smoked the wrong end of a cigarette.
let her prove she’s learned moderation. it’s not like she was drinking the whole time on probation. just once or twice, saul goot
Let’s see, Lindsay is drunk. In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet.
The sun rose and my wife gained a couple of pounds…
Hahahahah ohhhhh Honest Abe!
wow, that takes some balls to give a speech about focusing on your acting career and then drinking to obilvion immediately after….
Makes me feel much better about my drinking/masturbating demons I struggle with.
Another celebrity self destructing. Nothing new.
Just More proof that Minka is Much Much Better then this drunk piece of Shit
“I’m shooo thurfstee. We needa fineanotherbar. Wait, where ith my coke oh nebermind I foun it. K leths go…”
I was reading lips so I might be off on a few words.
Woaaaahhh?? That’s amazing, well done. Real kind of you to share that with us, you’re the very human embodiment of altruism.
This was in reply to a spammer whose post suddenly vanished!
If you just change “altruism” to “autism,” then your comment could still apply to Lindsay.
Schmell my breath – does it schmell like Samantha ?
Drugs are a wonderful thing. Sometimes like Mr. Winning, you start to lose your teeth, sometimes like the fire crotch you start to lose you hair.
I know that the Hollywood “celebrities” seem to always get free passes just like professional athletes and politicians but HOW is Lindsay allowed to walk this earth? I have read through multiple pages of occurrences of how she has broken the law to many times to count and here she is living life as an untouchable.
Who is she blowing to keep her out of jail and how can I get the same deal?
Donatella, please stop touching me.
This isn’t funny anymore. Its just sad. I kept hoping she would somehow at some point make a glorious Hollywood comeback Robert Downey Jr. style, but Its clear now that this is dangerously close to a tragic ending. Its really infuriating how the media, paparazzi, & everyone else in the universe are just laughing.
I agree. It’s disgusting that those paparazzi make their living selling photos like this of someone who is at the lowest point of their life and it just adds fuel to the fire. Another sad thing is if this girl dies sometime in the near future the media will most likely change their tune towards her and say what an amazing actress she was and play the sympathy card. It’s just low and very sad.
I agree, kinda wish she would just drop dead already.
Oh is that not what you meant? Sorry.
what’s saddes is that her so-called family is nowhere to be seen. poor lindsay.
The drink is just no good for her. I mean, look at her for christsakes! I can’t tell where her hairline ends and her forehead begins. She’s nasty-pasty and overdone with Cruella De Vil eyebrows. I want to lock my puppies away when her photo pops up. I mean, how old is she, anyway? 50?
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That’s too bad….continuing to ruin her looks & health.
If she’s dumb enough to drive (of course she is) please post photos of her car & license plate. CA beware.
Isn’t that Lyndsy Fonseca from Nikita that she is partying with?
Her community service must be to rid the world of alcohol.
“Yama – Hama! It’s fright night!”
~ Cosmo Kramer
Lindsey being drunk is like Paris being dumb nothing new and plus for someone in her 20s she really fucked herself up. I’ve seen 60-year-olds look younger.
She went into the wild.
lindsay lohan. what a shameful girl. waste of space alcoholic with no intention to get better. she’ll have to live wit that fact she chose the bottle over a film career. he has had all the help she can be offered and chose to act like a bratty teenager.
‘lindsay lohan the alcoholic’ should always be her headline, headlines like this make her happy. more sinister plz!
by this i mean title of the entry
does she think she is being cool?! that people are like, yeah lindsay, celebrate! maybe her retarded friends with brains of 2-yolds.
Emile noooo, get your hunky ass away from that booze riddled piece of coke jerky!
Forgive me, but if that is supposed to be Emile Hirsch in the picture with schnockerd Lindsay, the writer of is blog should check their facts and or pictures. But, to me, that isn’t Emile Hirsch.
See comment at top.
She’ll be dead before the year is out.
I am glad that chivalry isn’t dead. That nice young man helping the older lady with the drinking problem get home safely.
Thought bubble over photographer’s head:
How much would a mid-vomit shot fetch me?
talent and looks thrown away. shes losing the looks too.
It’s a shame the state of california can’t sue her for wasting tax-payer money via all of her court appearances.
‘They love dirty laundry.’
” Hey , anybody want to trade a coupla lines for a BJ?”
She looks like such a good time, so much fun to be around, so many interesting things to talk about.
What will become of her when the attention goes away?
Looks like 50 is the new 25.
” yes sirr , that’s right , my cooch is one fire “
Why is she with Glen Bulb?
“I’ll fuck you for a line !”