“Did you.. did you see all those bottles? Iwanttomarrymymouth.”
Immediately after her house arrest ended yesterday Lindsay Lohan told her friends she’s afraid to go out and just wants to focus on her community service then stay at home reading a book with her sister. So, of course, here she is absolutely hammered-balls with Emile Hirsch last night because the court made it a point to hold a special hearing just to tell her she’s allowed to drink and snort her freckled face off. Then again, that could just be its plan to facilitate her stepping shit-faced drunk in front of a car, saving taxpayers millions of dollars, and my God, I think it’s working. You’re alright, California. You’re alright.