Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking so incredibly sober while getting behind the wheel of a car outside of a bar that babies in LA wouldn’t even think of calling that baby from The Dark Knight Rises shooting and telling it to quit being a little bitch. On top of that, here she is tweeting about working with Jennifer Lawrence because that’s something that would happen in reality:
Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys
On second thought, I thought this would be further proof that Lindsay was drunk off her ass all weekend, but then I realized she’d believe this dead sober that’s how fucking delusional she is. She’s probably talking to a mop with balloons for tits right now going, “What’s that, Jennifer Lawrence? You want me in Catching Fire but the producers think I’ll make the other actors look bad? God, that happens to me so many times. Now turn left over here. You’re such a good driver.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Let’s see – just a matter of weeks til the 50th anniversary of Marilyn Monroe’s death. Bet she’s got plans for that night, and they aren’t good.
When did the Joker start drinking vodka from a Super Big Gulp?
Why so serious?
Not very many women put their makeup on with a Popsicle stick.
I spy with my little eye . . . a crumpled baby carriage.
I am sorry, what Disney Witch character is she channeling today?
“Hey Morticia! maybe you should let Lurch drive!”
Take the price tag off of your mirror necklace thingy!
oh ya, this one’s gonna get trashed too!
aw, come on, take your seat belt off so we can see you fly thru the window this time!
noting the Amy Winehouse oops-I-slipped eye makeup…
with disgust AND amusement.
Girl needs to clean her ears. That or learn to match her foundation. Yuck!
Is it possible to look like this and not be dead?
Why is this ugly, burned out, pillow-faced c#$t still driving? Does she have a Driver’s License? Can’t she be stopped before she kills someone?
What happened to her face!!??
shes so busted looking these days.
drugs really ARE bad. why did god have to make them so damn delicious.
Am I the only person who noticed the cracked front bumper of this very expensive, just leased car?
Same face I make when I run over babies.
the smoking and drinking are paying off.
Well why don’t YOU get your BABY off the hood of my fucking Bentley!!!
that’s the same face she has while she’s getting DP’d in the back of her “boyfriends” tour bus. she’s loading up on her protein intake before she “might” be sent off to jail where she’ll be dining exclusively on taco. oh Lindsay, only a few more years left before you become worm food. i just hope that the sex tapes your mother sells of you after your death are before you got really skanky looking.
Did she put her face on, WHILE driving the car…cuz, Jesus H, it sure looks like it.
she looks like a 60 year old woman who had her plastic surgery done at walmart.
She has never looked worse.
she is starting to look like cat lady – ease up on the surgery trailer trash!
i can’t stand this trailer trash hooker! just go away already – human garbage!
Does she have cigarettes surgically attached to her fingers?
She gets sexier the closer she gets to having a complete meltdown.