Lindsay Lohan Looks Okay To Drive

Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking so incredibly sober while getting behind the wheel of a car outside of a bar that babies in LA wouldn’t even think of calling that baby from The Dark Knight Rises shooting and telling it to quit being a little bitch. On top of that, here she is tweeting about working with Jennifer Lawrence because that’s something that would happen in reality:

Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys

On second thought, I thought this would be further proof that Lindsay was drunk off her ass all weekend, but then I realized she’d believe this dead sober that’s how fucking delusional she is. She’s probably talking to a mop with balloons for tits right now going, “What’s that, Jennifer Lawrence? You want me in Catching Fire but the producers think I’ll make the other actors look bad? God, that happens to me so many times. Now turn left over here. You’re such a good driver.”

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