Lindsay Lohan Looks Okay To Drive

July 23rd, 2012 // 102 Comments
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking so incredibly sober while getting behind the wheel of a car outside of a bar that babies in LA wouldn’t even think of calling that baby from The Dark Knight Rises shooting and telling it to quit being a little bitch. On top of that, here she is tweeting about working with Jennifer Lawrence because that’s something that would happen in reality:

Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys

On second thought, I thought this would be further proof that Lindsay was drunk off her ass all weekend, but then I realized she’d believe this dead sober that’s how fucking delusional she is. She’s probably talking to a mop with balloons for tits right now going, “What’s that, Jennifer Lawrence? You want me in Catching Fire but the producers think I’ll make the other actors look bad? God, that happens to me so many times. Now turn left over here. You’re such a good driver.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Let’s see – just a matter of weeks til the 50th anniversary of Marilyn Monroe’s death. Bet she’s got plans for that night, and they aren’t good.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    When did the Joker start drinking vodka from a Super Big Gulp?

  3. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    Not very many women put their makeup on with a Popsicle stick.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    I spy with my little eye . . . a crumpled baby carriage.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Alexis
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    I am sorry, what Disney Witch character is she channeling today?

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Hey Morticia! maybe you should let Lurch drive!”

  7. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    mim
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    Take the price tag off of your mirror necklace thingy!

  8. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    mim
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    oh ya, this one’s gonna get trashed too!

  9. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    mim
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    aw, come on, take your seat belt off so we can see you fly thru the window this time!

  10. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    welldoneson
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    noting the Amy Winehouse oops-I-slipped eye makeup…
    with disgust AND amusement.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    klb
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    Girl needs to clean her ears. That or learn to match her foundation. Yuck!

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    Porkpie
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    Is it possible to look like this and not be dead?

  13. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    neeciepeace
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    Why is this ugly, burned out, pillow-faced c#$t still driving? Does she have a Driver’s License? Can’t she be stopped before she kills someone?

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    Tash
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    What happened to her face!!??

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    baccusvd
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    shes so busted looking these days.

    drugs really ARE bad. why did god have to make them so damn delicious.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    Am I the only person who noticed the cracked front bumper of this very expensive, just leased car?

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    doodah
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    Same face I make when I run over babies.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    doodah
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    the smoking and drinking are paying off.

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    Montana
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    Well why don’t YOU get your BABY off the hood of my fucking Bentley!!!

  20. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    karlito
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    that’s the same face she has while she’s getting DP’d in the back of her “boyfriends” tour bus. she’s loading up on her protein intake before she “might” be sent off to jail where she’ll be dining exclusively on taco. oh Lindsay, only a few more years left before you become worm food. i just hope that the sex tapes your mother sells of you after your death are before you got really skanky looking.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    Did she put her face on, WHILE driving the car…cuz, Jesus H, it sure looks like it.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    she looks like a 60 year old woman who had her plastic surgery done at walmart.

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    Carolyn
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    She has never looked worse.

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    BOBO
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    she is starting to look like cat lady – ease up on the surgery trailer trash!

  25. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    BOBO
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    i can’t stand this trailer trash hooker! just go away already – human garbage!

  26. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Jahahs
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    Does she have cigarettes surgically attached to her fingers?

  27. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    She gets sexier the closer she gets to having a complete meltdown.

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