Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking so incredibly sober while getting behind the wheel of a car outside of a bar that babies in LA wouldn’t even think of calling that baby from The Dark Knight Rises shooting and telling it to quit being a little bitch. On top of that, here she is tweeting about working with Jennifer Lawrence because that’s something that would happen in reality:
Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys
On second thought, I thought this would be further proof that Lindsay was drunk off her ass all weekend, but then I realized she’d believe this dead sober that’s how fucking delusional she is. She’s probably talking to a mop with balloons for tits right now going, “What’s that, Jennifer Lawrence? You want me in Catching Fire but the producers think I’ll make the other actors look bad? God, that happens to me so many times. Now turn left over here. You’re such a good driver.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Let see how well you drive when you got a million flashes of light going off all around your vehicle you stupid dumb fuck!
Fair question.
Depends on whether I’ve had 23 or 24 lines of coke.
Spammers get ass cancer.
Carefully and cautiously. That’s how you drive in that situation. Same as when the sun is in your eyes. You adjust your driving so that you can responsibly control your vehicle for the environment in which you are driving. Oops. Sorry. That only applies to responsible, intelligent, adults. For everyone else like Lilo, just fucking floor it and swerve away! Wheeeee!
Holy severe anger issues, Batman !!
Whoa!!!!!!!!
Lindsay, what are you doing up so early??
Super Gross.
I have no idea what the first sentence of this post is supposed to mean. Can anyone decipher it for me?
If memory serves it’s a reference to that time Lindsay struck that baby carriage pushed by Al Cowlings and proceeded to drag them all over LA in a low-speed police chase.
Because Rodney King got beat by cops.
I’m certain there is nothing any competent actor would enjoy more than waiting for hours until costar Lindsay runs out of smokes and inadvertently meanders onto the set.
That bitch is wasted.
i hate drug addicts they’re so pathetic and have no self control
Nah, it’s just that people like Lindsay give addicts a bad name, sort of like Sandusky and pedophiles.
Somebody give this person some heroin.
Taking while driving 95 in a school zone.
Lana del rey…is what i thought.
Even Lana doesn’t look this bad….
lol… shouldn’t her hands be on the steering wheel?
In her case, I’d prefer that her hands not be anywhere near a steering wheel.
“Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys…”is code for “Jennifer Lawrence is so hot. If we were to have a foursome I could touch her tits and lick her pussy…”
How has this chick not did yet? Truly amazing.
I believe what you meant to say was “died.”
“Every time I try to drive somewhere other people think it’s OK for them to try to drive somewhere, too.”
Is it me, or is the idea of Thelma and Louise with two guys and two girls missing the whole point of Thelma&Louise.
. . . but then Lindsay wouldn’t be able to have on-screen sex with two men and a woman.
You know, when she finally dies, someone will probably go into the morgue and bang her dead body for some instant fame… Assuming that person can prise Michael Lohan from her corpse long enough to have a turn…
I just assume everybody gets banged after they die. That’s why I carry a glass eyeball with me at all times. If I know I’m about to die I’ll pop it in my ass. Here’s looking at you, kid.
I wouldn’t wait until I thought I would die. I would keep it in there all the time. Just in case.
Put a googly-eye on the base of a butt-plug. Why hasn’t this been done already?
Walken still has that watch shoved up his ass so whoever finds it will know what time it is in buttland.
“Don’t look…don’t look…I need to put on more lipstick and eye makeup…”
“This is really not fair. Can you make all those other cars go away while I’m driving?”
“OK, so this is the thingie that makes the car turn…”
I think for the safety of everyone in L.A., we need to start deputizing paparazzi. They’re certainly around to stop her a lot more than the cops seem to be.
Genius…
She’s going south in a fast way. She’ll look like my maiden aunt in a few short months at this rate
What the fuck is a “maiden aunt?”
Think Bette Davis in “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane”.
Or somebody really nuts, I’m looking at YOU, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Is Stevie Wonder doing makeup again?
She looks like Lara Flynn Boyle in the pics….. but older
Totally thought the same thing!
Octo Mom all prettyed up after a night on the pole!
Holding a cigarette while giving the bird? That’s 100% CPU usage for her. No wonder she’s panicking trying to drive.
I don’t know what everyone is talking about; she looks perfectly sober to me. In fact, she kind of reminds me of Amy Winehouse circa 1 year ago today.
Just die already and get it over with
That’s not Blowhan, that’s Rose McGowan
I’d like her to pull a Thelma & Louise off-screen. She can be Thelma and Tara Reid can be Louise. Floor it off that cliff, bitches!
horizontal gaze nystagmus test would be appropriate right about now
Aside from whatever humor many find in Lohan’s situation, she is a mess and that’s more tragic than funny. The photo indicates that she’s had “work” done to her face. Something for people to consider: research shows that our ability to experience emotions is tied to our ability to display emotions with our faces. This is why smiling can make one feel happier; smiling triggers certain neurons, etc. Botox has been shown to interfere with this. Imagine having your ability to feel dampened because you won’t accept your face as it is… Don’t do it.
“Greta Garbo and Monroe … Dietrich and DiMaggio …”
I think Someone has a girlcrush on Lana del Rey. Or is smashed enough to believe she *is* Lana del Rey.
Needs more alcohol and a bottle of barbiturates. Then give her the keys and let her drive head on into a brick wall. If she’s still gurgling and clinging to life, put a cinder block on the accelerator and try again til it’s dead.
So that’s what Mickey Rourke looks like in drag.
Just fucking die already, Linds.
You are nothing more than a nasty pimple on the ass of society.
In fact, a family plane crash might be best.
O’Doyle Rules!
How is she even ALLOWED in Chateau Marmont anymore?
Does she ever drink just water? And can she exist without a smoke jammed into her crusty fingers every waking hour?
What a fucking nasty skank.
I just cant imagine anyone actually wanting to hang out with her, be NEAR her or be seen with her.
stink finger…
Why so serious?
Remember, we are all equal under the law.
…didn’t we talk abot driving ?
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I’m kind of getting a Joan Crawford/Mommie Dearest vibe here.
WTF has she done to her face? Plumped lips, plumped cheeks, nose job, drawn on eyebrows, horrible eye makeup. She looks awful.
WTf is happening to her face???? Why is it melting away!
Somebody tell Heath Ledger that he’s dead, to loose the Joker makeup and return to the grave
I pity the pedestrians of CA.
She makes me sad.
“I think I can pull of a burqa!”
911 what is your emergency?/
Nobody is chasing me down the freeway!!! Don’t they know who I am??? And I’m driving a car that everyone/ would know!!!!
Jesus!!! Take the wheel!!!!
Man those lips are probably the spittin’ image of Coco Austin’s asshole at this point.
Man, it’s like she forgot how to operate her face.
Deena’s lost some weight since she left the shore.