Lindsay Lohan Looks Okay To Drive

July 23rd, 2012 // 102 Comments
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking so incredibly sober while getting behind the wheel of a car outside of a bar that babies in LA wouldn’t even think of calling that baby from The Dark Knight Rises shooting and telling it to quit being a little bitch. On top of that, here she is tweeting about working with Jennifer Lawrence because that’s something that would happen in reality:

Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys

On second thought, I thought this would be further proof that Lindsay was drunk off her ass all weekend, but then I realized she’d believe this dead sober that’s how fucking delusional she is. She’s probably talking to a mop with balloons for tits right now going, “What’s that, Jennifer Lawrence? You want me in Catching Fire but the producers think I’ll make the other actors look bad? God, that happens to me so many times. Now turn left over here. You’re such a good driver.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Nate
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    Let see how well you drive when you got a million flashes of light going off all around your vehicle you stupid dumb fuck!

  2. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Super Gross.

  3. catapostrophe

    I have no idea what the first sentence of this post is supposed to mean. Can anyone decipher it for me?

  4. Sven Golly

    I’m certain there is nothing any competent actor would enjoy more than waiting for hours until costar Lindsay runs out of smokes and inadvertently meanders onto the set.

  5. Inmate 12236969

    That bitch is wasted.

  6. kkk

    i hate drug addicts they’re so pathetic and have no self control

  7. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    Taking while driving 95 in a school zone.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Misana
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    Lana del rey…is what i thought.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    wheeeeeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    lol… shouldn’t her hands be on the steering wheel?

  10. “Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys…”is code for “Jennifer Lawrence is so hot. If we were to have a foursome I could touch her tits and lick her pussy…”

  11. El Jefe

    How has this chick not did yet? Truly amazing.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    “Every time I try to drive somewhere other people think it’s OK for them to try to drive somewhere, too.”

  13. theoriginal LJ

    Is it me, or is the idea of Thelma and Louise with two guys and two girls missing the whole point of Thelma&Louise.

  14. You know, when she finally dies, someone will probably go into the morgue and bang her dead body for some instant fame… Assuming that person can prise Michael Lohan from her corpse long enough to have a turn…

  15. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t look…don’t look…I need to put on more lipstick and eye makeup…”

  16. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    “This is really not fair. Can you make all those other cars go away while I’m driving?”

  17. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    “OK, so this is the thingie that makes the car turn…”

  18. EricLr

    I think for the safety of everyone in L.A., we need to start deputizing paparazzi. They’re certainly around to stop her a lot more than the cops seem to be.

  19. Mike Hunt

    She’s going south in a fast way. She’ll look like my maiden aunt in a few short months at this rate

  20. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    yoop
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Stevie Wonder doing makeup again?

  21. mac

    She looks like Lara Flynn Boyle in the pics….. but older

  22. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Beaver Underground
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    Holding a cigarette while giving the bird? That’s 100% CPU usage for her. No wonder she’s panicking trying to drive.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    celebutard
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what everyone is talking about; she looks perfectly sober to me. In fact, she kind of reminds me of Amy Winehouse circa 1 year ago today.

  24. Just die already and get it over with

  25. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    That’s not Blowhan, that’s Rose McGowan

  26. Negrodamus

    I’d like her to pull a Thelma & Louise off-screen. She can be Thelma and Tara Reid can be Louise. Floor it off that cliff, bitches!

  27. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Alice Pooper
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    horizontal gaze nystagmus test would be appropriate right about now

  28. Dr. Fullabull

    Aside from whatever humor many find in Lohan’s situation, she is a mess and that’s more tragic than funny. The photo indicates that she’s had “work” done to her face. Something for people to consider: research shows that our ability to experience emotions is tied to our ability to display emotions with our faces. This is why smiling can make one feel happier; smiling triggers certain neurons, etc. Botox has been shown to interfere with this. Imagine having your ability to feel dampened because you won’t accept your face as it is… Don’t do it.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    “Greta Garbo and Monroe … Dietrich and DiMaggio …”

  30. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    I think Someone has a girlcrush on Lana del Rey. Or is smashed enough to believe she *is* Lana del Rey.

  31. kimmykimkim

    Needs more alcohol and a bottle of barbiturates. Then give her the keys and let her drive head on into a brick wall. If she’s still gurgling and clinging to life, put a cinder block on the accelerator and try again til it’s dead.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    watertiger
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    So that’s what Mickey Rourke looks like in drag.

  33. Turd Ferguson

    Just fucking die already, Linds.
    You are nothing more than a nasty pimple on the ass of society.

    In fact, a family plane crash might be best.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Turd Ferguson
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    How is she even ALLOWED in Chateau Marmont anymore?

    Does she ever drink just water? And can she exist without a smoke jammed into her crusty fingers every waking hour?

    What a fucking nasty skank.
    I just cant imagine anyone actually wanting to hang out with her, be NEAR her or be seen with her.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    bamf
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    stink finger…

  36. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    kaschuh
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    Why so serious?

  37. cc

    Remember, we are all equal under the law.

  38. herbiefrog

    …didn’t we talk abot driving ?

    le someone else tak thewhel
    cant eekeep p wiv typing

  39. Enidaj

    I’m kind of getting a Joan Crawford/Mommie Dearest vibe here.

  40. Freebie48

    WTF has she done to her face? Plumped lips, plumped cheeks, nose job, drawn on eyebrows, horrible eye makeup. She looks awful.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Lalalala
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    WTf is happening to her face???? Why is it melting away!

  42. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Nick
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    Somebody tell Heath Ledger that he’s dead, to loose the Joker makeup and return to the grave

  43. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Cock Dr
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    I pity the pedestrians of CA.

  44. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    She makes me sad.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    Sheelly
    Commented on this photo:

    “I think I can pull of a burqa!”

  46. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    TurboZinger
    Commented on this photo:

    911 what is your emergency?/

    Nobody is chasing me down the freeway!!! Don’t they know who I am??? And I’m driving a car that everyone/ would know!!!!

  47. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    TurboZinger
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    Jesus!!! Take the wheel!!!!

  48. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    MF
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    Man those lips are probably the spittin’ image of Coco Austin’s asshole at this point.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
    TheAdmiral
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    Man, it’s like she forgot how to operate her face.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Smeared Make Up Driving
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    Deena’s lost some weight since she left the shore.

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