Lindsay Lohan Drunk At Coachella? Impossible

April 15th, 2014 // 19 Comments

There’s been a depressing amount of headlines about Lindsay Lohan getting drunk at Coachella even though this should surprise absolutely no one for three very simple reasons: 1. It’s Lindsay Lohan. 2. She said she wasn’t going to drink. And 3. The first rule of hooking is never hook sober. Or is it don’t let a beeje become a bang unless the money’s in your purse? It’s one of those.

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News

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  1. JC

    I saw a bit about this on another site, and the article title was “Did Lindsay Relapse?” Is it still called “relapsing” if you abuse drink and drugs daily?

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    Cock Dr
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    Lindsay probably thought this was Samantha Ronson and buzzed on over.

  3. joe

    A Lindsay relapse is about as surprising as Ralph failing English.

    http://i.imgur.com/R46iFN0.gif

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hi. My name’s Soko.”
    “Southern Comfort?! I knew if I wished hard enough you’d become real!”

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    Margaret
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    Mmm scary desperate drug eyes. Notice how in all this pics, no one around her is having any fun at all.

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    her double chin thing is so weird, she didnt use to have it and its not like shes obese.

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    Wow does she look old

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    The Most Interesting
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    “Me drink free booze? That’s unpossiible!”

  9. I wear women's shoes

    She looks like she is in pain in a lot of these pictures.

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    yeah bye
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    Gotta say, she looks amazing in this picture.

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    Pretty sure “Soko” used to be a man.

  12. Is anybody surprised by this? I’m not.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit Dress Soko Coachella
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    Fashion by Corey Feldman.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Legs High Slit Dress Coachella
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    …holy shit …i don’t know what’s more alarming …that rasputin has been rejuvenated, or that he’s gone from the right hand of the czar to scrounging for lohans.

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    sedgeback
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    “She knew taking their idol would cause grief among the tribesmen, little did I know they would be so bold. All i could do was watch… and pray.”

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    EWWWWWWW
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    This skank is still alive?

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