Lindsay Lohan Drunk At Coachella? Impossible

The Superficial / April 15, 2014

There’s been a depressing amount of headlines about Lindsay Lohan getting drunk at Coachella even though this should surprise absolutely no one for three very simple reasons: 1. It’s Lindsay Lohan. 2. She said she wasn’t going to drink. And 3. The first rule of hooking is never hook sober. Or is it don’t let a beeje become a bang unless the money’s in your purse? It’s one of those.

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