Lindsay Lohan Was On Drugs While Filming SNL, Says Michael Lohan As If No One Could’ve Guessed

May 29th, 2012 // 25 Comments
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Michael Lohan recently enjoyed a temporary reprieve and was allowed to suckle off the somehow lucrative Lindsay Lohan teat for as long as he could keep his mouth shut and not go blabbing to the press about her drug problems. Which in a way is his own drug because here he is falling completely off the wagon in an exclusive interview with VIP Celebrity Lounge who hopefully only paid him in vagina-resistant shoe polish for this shocking revelation:

“I have to say this… on SNL, Lindsay was not using any illicit drugs or drinking but she still is on prescription drugs that they gave her. And the meds that they give her are meds that they say she needs, but she doesn’t need them. But they kind of make her flat. She’s not acting at a full potential. It’s like the screen is down over her.”

However, Michael goes on to say that Lindsay cleaned herself up for her Glee cameo which a.) She didn’t. At all. And b.) Even if her character has horribly pronounced Parkinson’s and randomly tries to suck the coke out of stranger’s eyes, she’s way too lazy to go method. That’d almost be real work.

Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Short FB!

    The lack of a bra makes them flat.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Despite all I know/seen about this girl, my penis just goes “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes”.

  3. elephantman

    She has duck lips, I mean if ducks had lips.

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    What the fuck is up with this girls face. I know tweakers that don’t put on the tweaker face that much.

  5. YTBOY

    She is SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Brought It

    In other breaking news, the earth is round, not flat as previously thought.

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    What a terrifying combination, methane and gasoline fumes!!! Evacuate the area!!!

  8. She either had dick sucking lips or tweaker lips.

  9. Johnny Cage

    Meds like these are usually just garbage, especially anti-depressant drugs as most people who take those are still depressed. The best they do is numb you senses and in some cases just make you addicted to them.

  10. “the meds that they give her are meds that they say she needs, but she doesn’t need them.”

    I saw Michael Lohan on “Celebrity Rehab” some time back and thought, “That guy is the biggest, nastiest, most hateful cocksucker to ever walk the earth.” (Apparently it’s a genetic talent he passed on to Lindsay.) But that’s not my point…

    I just want to congratulate him on getting his medical degree and ask him if It’s OK for me to continue the meds I’ve been prescribed, or does he think I can get away without them.

  11. Scooby

    Maybe I should go to Dr. Lohan since I’ve been depressed & on medication yet he seems to have all the medical answers. If he REALLY wanted to support his daughter he’d keep quiet & support his daughter privately instead of talking about her (negatively) publicly. Did it ever occur to him that maybe it was the drugs that made her more ‘animated’? Sure hope Lindsay doesn’t ever need blood pressure, cancer, cholesterol or any other drug that could potentially keep her healthy or even save her life!

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    Why did God put such nice boobs and such a horrible person?

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    Sandoucheky
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    “Wanna know how I got these scars?…”

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    YTBOY
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    She is so damn hot!! What a body!!!

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    MFer
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    This is the first time in my life I have ever had the desire to punch someone in the face solely because of the way their lips looked.

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    neo
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    All these comments and not one of you mention the words “DUCK LIPS”. Man, I remember when the Superficial was good. :P

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