Lindsay Lohan Was On Drugs While Filming SNL, Says Michael Lohan As If No One Could’ve Guessed

Michael Lohan recently enjoyed a temporary reprieve and was allowed to suckle off the somehow lucrative Lindsay Lohan teat for as long as he could keep his mouth shut and not go blabbing to the press about her drug problems. Which in a way is his own drug because here he is falling completely off the wagon in an exclusive interview with VIP Celebrity Lounge who hopefully only paid him in vagina-resistant shoe polish for this shocking revelation:

“I have to say this… on SNL, Lindsay was not using any illicit drugs or drinking but she still is on prescription drugs that they gave her. And the meds that they give her are meds that they say she needs, but she doesn’t need them. But they kind of make her flat. She’s not acting at a full potential. It’s like the screen is down over her.”

However, Michael goes on to say that Lindsay cleaned herself up for her Glee cameo which a.) She didn’t. At all. And b.) Even if her character has horribly pronounced Parkinson’s and randomly tries to suck the coke out of stranger’s eyes, she’s way too lazy to go method. That’d almost be real work.

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