There’s a Video of Lindsay Buying Drugs

August 10th, 2011 // 79 Comments

X17 just posted recent footage of Lindsay Lohan sitting on the street with friends inspecting Ziploc bags full of a powdery, coarse substance and then handing someone cash for said substance. So, of course, her publicist has a perfectly rational explanation for all this, and I can safely say it not only clears things up, but makes you wonder why this wasn’t the first assumption right off the bat. It’s just so obvious. RadarOnline reports:

RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the plastic bag did indeed contain various rocks and crystals — but they were all of the legal variety – sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz, all purchased by her pal from a store down the street.

Yes, because when you’re purchasing sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz, you want to make sure it’s all loosely collected in the same plastic bag. From there, it’s a simple matter of paying random strangers cash to hold the bag then hand it back to you to lock in the space power. I swear, it’s like no one’s ever bought sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz before.

Photos: David Tonnesson/Pacific Coast News

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  1. Mitch

    Yeah, you always need to look around in a shifty manner when buying rocks from a tatted up douche in Venice. It’s only a matter of time before Lohan is doing porn to survive.

    • See Alice

      Porn may be her calling . She would make a pile of dough .

      • Mitch

        I’d spend my afternoons jerking off to Lindsey doing lesbian porn when she goes that direction.

        Anyone notice the little kids dressed like douchebags in the video? This country deserves everything it’s getting right now.

      • Deacon Jones

        I would rather she did something of the circle jerk variety.

        Did anyone watch the video?

    • rican

      Saw the vid. It’s lame and it’s a stretch aimed to get page hits.

      • Mitch

        It’s a stretch to deny the obvious. She is a drug user. She was buying drugs. Later in the day she was likely sucking dick for more drugs.

      • rican

        I really don’t give a shit what she does, but in that video she was not buying drugs.

  2. See Alice

    Say it aint so !

  3. Uy

    Her publicist is a BS superhero.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Buying Drugs
    Commented on this photo:

    mad as a hatter but still sexy as all fuck

  5. OK

    As much as I want this dumb cunt to fail (god how I want her to fail SO BAD!), even she isn’t stupid enough to purchase drugs in this manner. She is a substance abuse pro, so to make this mistake is beneath her drug using skills.

    • Sounds like you’re in denial right along with her.

      • OK

        No, I fully admit she is a drug abuser. Please read my post again looking for key words such as “substance abuse” and “pro” and “dumb cunt”. Thanks!

    • Nup

      You’d think she’d have an assistant for that

    • Clueless

      Are you saying you don’t think it’s her? Her publicist admitted it was her.

      If you accept that it was her, the only question left is what was she buying? So, you believe that BS about meteors (pardon, meteor, just one meteor)?

  6. Holland

    Hell she could have been buying the coke from an undercover cop. She would still get a pat on the head, a cuddle and a lollipop and be sent on her merry way. There’s babystrollers to be sideswiped and necklaces to be stolen people.

  7. PoorMaryKelly

    I would say that’s a really shitty excuse except for the fact that Lindsay snorting a meteor sounds completely plausible.

  8. sc4play

    THAT didn’t take long!

  9. Cock Dr

    Fantastic dress.
    What’s in it…..well, it probably looked better on the store manequin then it does on this orange Hollywood junkie cunt.

  10. The Superficial Kid

    I think there’s some drug buying going on . I think she thinks she can’t get pinched , or that her lawyer will get her off easily . Every time she’s busted , she makes money doing “interviews”, so this might be her only method of “earning ” a living

  11. Hugh Gentry

    she keeps searching for rock bottom, but can’t seem to find it.

  12. Frank Burns

    Why the hell does she need a friend to go buy her rocks and then give them to her in a plastic bag from a car window? I know celebrities lead a different kind of like, but for crap’s sake that is odd.

  13. Some Guy

    I, for one, applaud Lohan’s efforts here. Obviously she has taken Mila Kunis’ advice to heart – she wants to be thin, and cocaine is a means to that end. She’s proving a point here, you guys!

  14. ballsdeep

    Lay off! It’s simply bath salt…no harm in that.

  15. OK

    I hope she doesn’t overdose before she gets to the porn start phase!

    • Fletch

      I honestly don’t want to see that body without clothes. Imagine the bruises, needle marks and 93-year old granny saggy tits. Please, just get to the dying phase already.

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    You guys are jumping to conclusions. It was Kool-Aid powder… the stuff in the supermarkets just ins’t good enough.

  17. bealett

    What a gutter pig. Even the stains from Jersey Shore get their snot delivered.

  18. If there was a picture of her hefting some dog’s balls in her hand, her publicist would swear they were moon rocks. Sure, now she’s a f*ckin’ geologist.

    If she was being teabagged by Hulk Hogan her publicist would swear that she was eating a hairy marshmallow.

  19. cc

    I was furious when they replaced my favourite hot dog vendor with a sea jasper stand. Furious!

  20. mae

    Fuck you, she was just selling Girl Scout Crackies. That’s why she had the notebook; to keep track of how much she’d made for her troupe!

  21. Maybe Linds just got around to seeing “Cheech & Chongs’ Up In Smoke” and was simply buying dogshit from that nice young man. God, you people are such cynics!

  22. Lindsay's publicist

    “Lindsay is on crack–her butt crack. Because jobs offers are a little lean right now. But things will turn around soon. Just like the economy.”

  23. rainbows & sunshine

    “There’s a Video of Lindsay Buying Drugs”

    Of course there is. That’s our Lindsay.

  24. Bag of dope?! Never!
    I was buying fish… and plankton! And sea greens from the sea!

  25. Brad Hallston

    I’d still fuck the shit out of that ass

  26. dontlooknow

    The video was misleading; she was a victim of weird camera angles etc…

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    Brad Hallston
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    I really want to fuck her ass

  28. Johnny Cage

    *Too busy whacking off to her to say anything mean*

  29. Lindsay Lohan Buying Drugs
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    Oh, look it’s the “Goddess of Meth.”

  30. The Critical Crassness

    Ehhh..obviously no one at The Superficial bothered to look at the image of the bags contents which accompanied the Radaronline story or if they did are not familiar enough with gems and crystals to know what they are looking at…..those are definitely rocks of the mineral variety not “rocks” of the drug variety. Eventually, Lindsay will fuck up but not with this bag of rocks…another non-story like Reese Witherspoon’s pregnancy…..

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    Anon
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    Did she glitter her other chin?

  32. Venom

    Who cares, she is still hot as fuck and I would drop $5,000 to fuck her in a minute.
    When she beats up another human being and walks away scott free, then maybe I will give a fuck, until then, I don’t.

  33. “Yes, because when you’re purchasing sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz, you want to make sure it’s all loosely collected in the same plastic bag”

    not to be nasty to Fish. you can buy these stones in the same plastic bag.
    sea jasper(aka ocean jasper aka orbicular jasper) ,rose quartz,clear quartz and a meteor.especially if they are of a tumbled.

    usually rose quartz and quartz are sold were most places sell tumbled stones like museums,theme park shops,rockhound stores pagan/wicca shops and new age shops. and they will sometimes dump them in one bag.
    the last three will sometimes place them in dime bags to protect them further.

    so what does this mean: she has either turned to wicca/neo-paganism or general new age practices for help. or this is one big publicity stunt.

    and if she wants to be unique she then she is dumb as other celebs are known to be of those religious viewpoints.

  34. Brooke

    That must be one of the many new scripts she’s reviewing! HAHA I kid, I kid. But seriously, yeah, I always keep three extra guys around to be on the lookout when I buy meteors and rose quartz. On the lookout for what you may ask? Space Rangers.

  35. Snooki Lover

    Yeah, I really believe that celebs buy their drugs on the street where they can be easily photographed by the paps who follow them. Everywhere. Every. Single. Day.

    The only thing here that makes this look like a drug deal, is the loony-bin excuse proffered by her publicist. If the publicist didn’t say anything, then this story would have no credibility.

  36. welldoneson

    She’s got freckles on her, but she’s nice.

  37. BoneCrusher

    Everyone knows Crack Whores pay for their smack with Blow Jobs not cash — so it probably was just bath crystals

  38. the one

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, is there more?

  39. It’s Drano!!! She plugged up her kitchen sink and had to borrow some from her neighbor. As long as she keeps it away from her bag o’ crack, things should be fine.

  40. Mike

    You are all missing the worst part. She’s smoking outside the door of the restaurant, which is banned in LA. You must be at least 15 feet away. She’s giving all the employees inside the cancer! That woman is worse than Hitler, I hope they lock her up for whatever she did that got her on whatever punishment she has now, murder I think. Murder most foul.

  41. puhleez

    Lindsay looks hot so stop talkin bad about the bitch. Or I’ll come over and shove my erect deeeeick right into all yall moufs and tell yall to stfu an swallow it

  42. Dave Mustaine

    I wonder if she has to take a big dump before doing a lin?

  43. jimmy smits

    the video evidence is inconclusive at best

  44. Burt

    “sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz”

    Oh, so the guy with the tattoos is New Age stuff too? I’m asking because you can clearly see that he’s holding at least two baggies in his hand.

  45. Wusston Cage

    as a former coke head I can say she is not buying coke. Even at my worst I was not bold enough to buy it out in the open like that for cripe sake! Even noobs are paranoid someone will see. lol

    • meh

      no shit. And you weren’t famous being followed by paps. This story is bs.

    • Clueless

      I’ve conducted drug deals in the open and I’ve seen idiots conduct drug deals even more in the open. Including on the street in broad daylight and in crowded bars.

      This whole “coke heads are to smart to do something so stupid” argument makes no sense.

      They are coke heads. They are fucking stupid. They do stupid things.

  46. Lindsay Lohan Buying Drugs
    Tim
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    How can any of you say you wouldn’t make love to her boobies and finish on her thighs? She’s a mess, but so f’n hot.

  47. T1

    yeah so meteorite would be the correct terminology. meteors only exist in space. once meteors or meteor fragments enter our atmosphere they become meteorites. i learned that from some made for sci-fi movie.

  48. Clueless

    Actually, cocaine (crack, meth, whatever) is the correct terminology in this case.

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