Lindsay Lohan: Dressed to Pee

September 15th, 2010 // 43 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving the Santa Monica courthouse yesterday afternoon where she more than likely turned in a cup of cat urine then laughed at her own cleverness. “What’s DNA? Is that like a club?” On a more public awareness note, she’s apparently driving a white Porsche now, so everyone burn this image into your mind and maybe practice tucking and rolling at home. Or not looking like a stroller. That should probably cover it.

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  1. Viv

    Viva Mexico

    • Mohammed's Taint

      Whatever…you wouldn’t even have a fucking computer if you were in Mexico. Go back there if it’s so wonderful, asshole!

      • Viv

        I AM in Mexico, I like it here. I only go to the US on vacation and I enter legally, same way I get out, I would’t stay there even if they paid me.

        I come to this site just for the fun of it, I believe I am allowed to express myself, forgive me if I feel a little like celebrating.

      • Mohammed's Taint

        Celebrating what, exactly?

        And I am allowed to express frustration when anywhere from 12 to 20 million of your cousins are in the US illegally, living off the grid and receiving free health care and schooling for their anchor babies.

      • Dman

        Apparently you don’t see eye to eye with over 300 million of your fellow countrymen/women who are here illegally

    • Mohammed's Taint

      Hey Viv, cat got your tongue? Viva this.

      • gina

        The reason Viv wouldn’t want to live here in the US is because of the cesspool the illegals aliens are causing this country to become.

    • Babaloo

      I like Mexico & the people of that nation. I spent a couple years there, in my early 20′s, as an ex-pat. I worked at a resort and had a work visa. It was a hassle to acquire that visa…an expensive hassle but it was worth it. Why exactly are the responders getting all uptight about you posting Viva Mexico?

  2. Turd Ferguson

    Her skin is the most fucked up thing Ive ever seen. So pasty, and splotchy – she always looks like an addict vampire.

  3. For some reason thinking of her peeing made my pee pee all tingly. She looks hot btw. And smart move switchin up cars ev week to throw the paps off. They must be rentals

  4. dude

    California air treats you well, Fish. Last posts have been awesomely funny, you’re on your game. If you want lunch at the playboy mansion, email me.

  5. Lindsay Lohan
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    She used to have nice shapely legs only like 3 years ago, didn’t she?

  6. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    2 DUI’s and a prison stay and this bitch is driving a Porsche? Seriously? I mean F me: What insurance company in the F’ing world is insuring a 24 year old with THAT kind of track record?!

    There’s something seriously F’d up with the insurance industry if what I’m seeing here is possible.

    On a related note: I read where this gal is ‘washed up’. No way: Her strategy is beautiful – she literally doesn’t have to work (And by work I mean show up on the set of yet another crappy Disney movie and be pampered and ass kissed by a posse of Disney sycophants…She scores a Vanity Fair cover, an SNL gig (How ironic – a perpetual joke hosting a perpetually unfunny show), and countless scores more PAID personal appearance gigs just by virtue of being her…

    In a tight economy (cough**cough DEPRESSION! cough**cough*) she is an insult to every poor schmuck who stands on one of those two mile long lines at some shitty good for nuthin job fair at the local Marriott.

    What’s even more infuriating than having to look at a post of this unbelievably skanked out washed up loser is that this is space that could have gone to another Heidi-holding-her-goobers-in-the-Costa-Rican-surf-while-Chuck-Manson-look-a-like-Spencer-Pratt-looks-on-approvingly post. Thanks for f’ing up my Wednesday Fish: Now when I’m standing on that job line today and look at this site on my iPhone and the above is staring back at me I will silently curse you. (BTW – I need a reference – can you do me a solid?)

    • If you have a clearance theres tons of work in the dc area

    • Viv

      Maybe you could sell your iPod and put some food on the table for a couple of days.

      • Viv

        iPhone not iPod

      • The Only Hetero in this Joint

        I live on love baby…

      • Mohammed's Taint

        Or, maybe he could jump the border, work for cash and not pay taxes, knock up his honey and have a ‘citizen’ who will receive free bi-lingual education and health care, and then “protest” in the streets waving the flag of his home country…if he’s Mexican, that is…

      • Hole Filler

        Mexicans are the new Americans. Our Masters have chosen them. Believe it. What we the builders of this country want no longer matters. Of course the right wing media puppets (Limbaugh, Bech, Palin, etc.) will wave the flag and pick up FAT checks for their bullshit.
        So my fellow white folks, just go away. This is no longer you nation.

    • Rocky Bushrod

      @Hole Filler

      So, the cast-offs who can’t get along in Mexico are gonna rule this country? Good luck with that! Freaking savages.

      • Hole Filler

        @ Rocky Bushrod
        No the Mexicans will outbreed us. Rest assured. And they are united unlike the stupid whites. Like us.

  7. She’s still peeing on demand, eh? Someone should tell her that she can stop practicing being a pornstar for the Linda Lovelace movie, it’s already gone to someone else. Unless she’s working her way into Ze German film industry herself… her and Montana Fishburne should talk. And Overinflate-Me-Barbie, just for good measure. Yes, all my dreams are coming to fruition… om nom nom… I mean, fap, fap, fap…

  8. sdf

    I would drink her pee and then ask her for some of her brown stuff. ’cause that’s how I roll.

  9. I think she’s looking a little less crusty in these pictures than she has in the past. Maybe it’s the lighting, maybe it’s the Ponch Sunglasses (Eric Estrada from 70′s cop show CHiP’s fame) covering up half her face but she looks healthier than she has in months. Of course, when you look like an extra from ‘Night of the Living Dead’ you have no where to go but up.

  10. Glenn Beck

    is it just me or does this bitch need a stylist

  11. Well, she looks less strung out than usual. Which is not saying much considering she looked like she was an extra in a Zombie flick. Sad when a 21 or 22 year old begins to look 42.

  12. Lindsay Lohan
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    damn girl you’re looking older and older :(

  13. RaraAvis

    I guess the Masarati dealer finally found the car she was “test driving”, huh?

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  15. Lindsay Lohan
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  16. She is looking so nice in this outfit….!!

  17. Lindsay Lohan
    Jazel H
    Commented on this photo:

    hmmm… grow up gurl!!!! be mature enough,….
    I belive and I know your such a versatile actress and a talented person…
    I know that your smart enough to know the consequences of making choices..
    GO and LIVE AGAIN… freely

    pls. lindsay be careful and be wise in what you are doing…
    and have a thought on this:

    when we sow our thoughts, we reap our actions
    when we sow our actions, we reap our habits
    when we sow our habits, we reap our character
    when we sow our character, we reap our destiny..

    I hope you will be a better you than yesterday’s of yesterdays…

  18. captain america

    ………….she shits at the same time?

  19. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d lick her where she pees.

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Well that shouldn’t be a prob for Linz since she usually goes commando anyway…no panties to get in the way…so then she would be “dressed to pee”! Raise your hand if you have NOT seen LiLo’s hairless shriveled skinny lips blowing in the breeze… uea, no one! She has absolutely NO shame, and why should she when she gets a wrist slap everytime she does something outrageous?! U cops in Hollywood should be ashamed at being so star-struck!

  21. Lindsay Lohan
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    Thought I could be F1RST for once…

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