Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
SEPTEMBER
Posted: 9.19.2011
During Fashion Week in New York, Lindsay Lohan was somehow getting into parties despite being a social pariah and harbinger of freckles. But then these shady photos of Lindsay and the millionaire owner of the hotel hosting the parties Vikram Chatwal – the married millionaire owner, I should say – doing coke and presumably each other surfaced and pretty much everyone went, “Oh, yeah, this makes sense.”
Original Post: This is How Lindsay Lohan’s Been Getting Into Fashion Week Parties
Photos: Splash News
I’d like to take a difficult brown on her face.
It’ll cost ya, but I’m sure Dina is willing to consider any type of cash transaction.
What about a barter type of an arrangement? Let’s say Donald gives Dingbat a lifetime supply of Everclear. Does that count?
Why should this week be different from any other?
She is so darn sexy!!!!
How that douche become a millionaire?
I wonder is she ever feels melancholy? You know why I am writing that? Because I needed a lead in to my warning about the movie ‘Melancholia’. I got conned into seeing it last night. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED.
How could you be so dumb? You could smell the suuuuuckkkkeed off that movie for miles. Was a girl or drugs? fess up cc !
Girl.
……….a “glimse” of a wet fart?
This might be my favorite story/pics of the year. Rarely do you catch someone 3/4s of a second after they’ve ingested illegal drugs.
I just wish we could’ve seen what was going on in the rest of the apartment. I imagine it’s Dina Lohan diddling herself after stuffing her purse full of this guy’s expensive shit and Ali in the bathroom trying to force up her dinner crouton.
God Damn you Faisel! Where’s your cousin with the Coke!
The aftermath of the Difficult Brown: She’s counting the cash value of his deposit, while he’s trying to remember which doctor takes cash.
The fat douche has a hot wife with a bangin’ bod, look up Priya Sachdev. I guess he prefers trashy crack whores tho.
Why would you do that right in front of an open window?
Publicity, duh!
they don’t seem be to having sex in any of the pictures, the worst was it looked like he kissed her in one of the pictures
people, please be fair
I’ll bang the coke-induced stupor right out of her vajayjay, and blow it all over her chesticles.
that’s what she was born for.
She won’t live to see 30 years of age at the rate that she’s catching/spreading STDs and getting wasted.
SHAME
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. OH LINDSAY
Seriously, in this culture what value does she have?
Given her environment what choices does she have?
With her upbringing what chance did she have?
It’s all misogyny…
im pretty damn sure her parents started selling her body and soul to every paedo hollywood producer at a very very young age…
smells like MJ to me…
She is like a drug addict, and very fat. I am concerned about her health
looks like vik is still a complete douche. no surprise.
the riches man is a mexican so probably owns your ass you just dont know it racis biatch.
Looks like a 40 ur old. W T F did u do to u self ?
been screwing donkies & coke makes u look old FAST
gross old cougar coke slut likes donki dicks in da butt.
Getting it from behind!
you noobs he is an indian and how much ever of a bitch she is she would never give herself to him
just worked a film she is in, Bling Ring, and she looked fine to me.
What a whore.
she looks like hell!!!!!
Sick… That guy is nasssty. But look at her.
Dude looks like a fuckin’ prime drug-lord to me… God, being seen with such a bozo explains her choice! If both would’ve been in the latest PLAYBOY, fuckin’ like minks, I might’ve wasted, like all the other suckers who bought it, strolled to the liquor store and purchase the issue. With her droopy titties, showing a dense-forested pussy and a gaping bung-hole, I’d finally get a woody, over her!
Vikram who owns a hotel and is a multimillionaire a dirty mexican!? You probably couldnt get a job cleaning sheets at his hotel lol.
Dear god NO! I don’t want to see this junkies jizz stained crotch.
that’s what i was thinking.
You suck farts out of Lohans arse.
Fuck the dumb bitch. She spends more on drugs in a week than you make in a year. She’s a shallow attention whore with no redeeming features.
Crack pipe?
You dont need millions of dollars, just a couple of bumps of coke