Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
SEPTEMBER
Posted: 9.19.2011
During Fashion Week in New York, Lindsay Lohan was somehow getting into parties despite being a social pariah and harbinger of freckles. But then these shady photos of Lindsay and the millionaire owner of the hotel hosting the parties Vikram Chatwal – the married millionaire owner, I should say – doing coke and presumably each other surfaced and pretty much everyone went, “Oh, yeah, this makes sense.”
Original Post: This is How Lindsay Lohan’s Been Getting Into Fashion Week Parties
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…by sneaking in with the gay photographer.
“I’m going to the lobby. Can I get you anything?”
“Uh yeah… Coke please.”
so let me get this straight , Lindsey blows this guy to get in to the rich guys party ? How do you know that , where you there , did you actually witness the insertion of his cock in Lindsey’s mouth ? Is that what your saying ? Then show me that ! or shut the fuck up !