Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
SEPTEMBER
Posted: 9.19.2011
During Fashion Week in New York, Lindsay Lohan was somehow getting into parties despite being a social pariah and harbinger of freckles. But then these shady photos of Lindsay and the millionaire owner of the hotel hosting the parties Vikram Chatwal – the married millionaire owner, I should say – doing coke and presumably each other surfaced and pretty much everyone went, “Oh, yeah, this makes sense.”
Original Post: This is How Lindsay Lohan’s Been Getting Into Fashion Week Parties
Photos: Splash News
I’d like to take a difficult brown on her face.
It’ll cost ya, but I’m sure Dina is willing to consider any type of cash transaction.
What about a barter type of an arrangement? Let’s say Donald gives Dingbat a lifetime supply of Everclear. Does that count?
Why should this week be different from any other?
She is so darn sexy!!!!
How that douche become a millionaire?
I wonder is she ever feels melancholy? You know why I am writing that? Because I needed a lead in to my warning about the movie ‘Melancholia’. I got conned into seeing it last night. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED.
How could you be so dumb? You could smell the suuuuuckkkkeed off that movie for miles. Was a girl or drugs? fess up cc !
Girl.
……….a “glimse” of a wet fart?
This might be my favorite story/pics of the year. Rarely do you catch someone 3/4s of a second after they’ve ingested illegal drugs.
I just wish we could’ve seen what was going on in the rest of the apartment. I imagine it’s Dina Lohan diddling herself after stuffing her purse full of this guy’s expensive shit and Ali in the bathroom trying to force up her dinner crouton.
Uhhh, there’s this thing called life you shuold worry about your own. Being mad at someone else’s choices is only going to damage your body. You might want to wise up don’t worry about her bad choices
God Damn you Faisel! Where’s your cousin with the Coke!
The aftermath of the Difficult Brown: She’s counting the cash value of his deposit, while he’s trying to remember which doctor takes cash.
The fat douche has a hot wife with a bangin’ bod, look up Priya Sachdev. I guess he prefers trashy crack whores tho.
he is the Indian Hugh Grant
Why would you do that right in front of an open window?
Publicity, duh!
they don’t seem be to having sex in any of the pictures, the worst was it looked like he kissed her in one of the pictures
people, please be fair
I’ll bang the coke-induced stupor right out of her vajayjay, and blow it all over her chesticles.
that’s what she was born for.
She won’t live to see 30 years of age at the rate that she’s catching/spreading STDs and getting wasted.
SHAME
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. OH LINDSAY
Seriously, in this culture what value does she have?
Given her environment what choices does she have?
With her upbringing what chance did she have?
It’s all misogyny…
im pretty damn sure her parents started selling her body and soul to every paedo hollywood producer at a very very young age…
smells like MJ to me…
She is like a drug addict, and very fat. I am concerned about her health
Nobody would give a shit if she died. Maybe the very small..very very very very very very small amount of people that gave a shit about this crack whore. Eww. Disgusting, fat and UGLY.
looks like vik is still a complete douche. no surprise.
the riches man is a mexican so probably owns your ass you just dont know it racis biatch.
Looks like a 40 ur old. W T F did u do to u self ?
been screwing donkies & coke makes u look old FAST
gross old cougar coke slut likes donki dicks in da butt.
Getting it from behind!
you noobs he is an indian and how much ever of a bitch she is she would never give herself to him
just worked a film she is in, Bling Ring, and she looked fine to me.
What a whore.
she looks like hell!!!!!
Sick… That guy is nasssty. But look at her.
Lindsay come back!! That adorable redhead grew up to be one of the most hottest redheads I’d ever seen, and now she turned herself into a nonstop partying blonde bimbo!? Who else saw that one coming?? I sure as hell didn’t. Honestly! I’m sure it’s easier said than done, but she’s got the potential, beauty, and surely enough money to get her act together. So why?! Why does she choose this self-destructing path?? People have lost hope for her now, and it’s like she’s giving into all of it and not trying at all to defend her integrity. Poor Lindsay. I feel bad for her…I hope she get’s a serious reality check and soon. But if going to jail won’t do the job, then what will?!
Cause if most of us have been through what she has been and had her money we know damn well we would too so shut up
Shut up bitch! Was I talkin to you?! No. Absolutely no reason for you to even respond to my post except to be a weak ass fucknut with obviously nothing else to do. GTFO bitch
Isn’t that guy her Probation Officer?Looks like he is making her do the looong forms.
Oh that crackhead..I mean, crack WHORE is still getting movie roles? I wouldn’t pay to watch any movie that Lindsay Lohan is in. I think she’s disgusting piece of garbage. I hope she dies off soon. Just do us all a favor and kill yourself already.
“Where did I put my career?”
she blatantly blew lines in this!
oh lindsey really…. I guess you do not know what you are doing if you are high out of your mind. So sad why is no one stepping in to save this poor child. She is playing with fire and as we all can tell is all burnt up. I do feel sorry for her. Look up sweety that is the only way out , you only have one life to live after that you will not have a chance to redo it.
Why is she kissing a gardener!?!?!?!??!?
She gets into parties by looking like she’s already been to one?
What in the hell is that disaster of a female doing? When was this and who is that bozo guy? Why am I wasting my time?
not exactly a break-up as we were aaedlry there, but he still kept showing up. so I moved. and he could not tell when I was home or not, so ignoring him at the door or phone was easy till he got the message!!!
Paige -Your printables are so adbalore. I really want to learn how to make them. Is it hard? Is there somewhere you can tell me to go to learn how to do it or can you tell me? Thanks for making such cute stuff.Erin
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Seriously, is she banging that guy?
Thant is not a gardener that is an Indian Hotelier Billionaire
I think she was doing fuck.
Wonder how worn out her pussy must be.
Honestamente cada ves que abro esta pagina, veo tu foto, con ese tipo detrás tuyo.. da mucho a pensar…pero que te puede importar…eres una diva!!
coc is a hella of a drug let her kill herself she is dumb
It looks like he gave her a pound of coke to sniff.
cough SLUT cough. Guess that’s what you have to do to stay relevant in showbiz, compromise any sort of dignity or self respect you may have for yourself.
Oh, parties…..I thought it read pantys