What you’re looking at is Lindsay Lohan pulling something out of her purse, leaning her head down and then making this face in the apartment of Vikram Chatwal, the multimillionaire owner of the Dream Downtown hotel in Manhattan. Now, keep that name in mind as you read this Page Six report from Marc Jacobs’ Fashion Week party which happened two days later:
Witnesses told us that when a friend of Lohan’s tried to approach door staff at the Jacobs party to let her inside, she was rebuffed several times. “It’s not going to happen,” event organizers repeated.
So Lohan called on her pal, Dream owner Vikram Chatwal, who walked her into the event. She took a seat in a booth near Dakota Fanning, who stars in Jacobs’ ad campaign for his Oh, Lola! fragrance.
But moments later, spies said security approached Lohan and told her she wasn’t welcome. The starlet was then bounced from the venue while Juergen Teller, Michael Pitt, Mischa Barton and Fanning partied on.
So, basically Lindsay went to a rich man’s apartment, did a bunch of shady shit conveniently in front of a window (Anyone else surprised she didn’t wave at the paparazzi? Because I’m surprised she didn’t wave at the paparazzi.) and then got him to walk her into a party she wasn’t invited to, only to watch him let security bounce her out moments later when paying customers with real people money complained. There’s a metaphor for her life in all this that I’m not clever enough to make, so l’m just going to say all those years pretending to be a lesbian made her forgot how to operate a penis with her mouth. No wonder Dina and Michael were so against it. They probably swore a blood oath. “Death before jobs!”
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The fat douche has a hot wife with a bangin’ bod, look up Priya Sachdev. I guess he prefers trashy crack whores tho.
he is the Indian Hugh Grant
Why would you do that right in front of an open window?
Publicity, duh!
they don’t seem be to having sex in any of the pictures, the worst was it looked like he kissed her in one of the pictures
people, please be fair
I’ll bang the coke-induced stupor right out of her vajayjay, and blow it all over her chesticles.
that’s what she was born for.
She won’t live to see 30 years of age at the rate that she’s catching/spreading STDs and getting wasted.
SHAME
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. OH LINDSAY
Seriously, in this culture what value does she have?
Given her environment what choices does she have?
With her upbringing what chance did she have?
It’s all misogyny…
im pretty damn sure her parents started selling her body and soul to every paedo hollywood producer at a very very young age…
smells like MJ to me…
She is like a drug addict, and very fat. I am concerned about her health
Nobody would give a shit if she died. Maybe the very small..very very very very very very small amount of people that gave a shit about this crack whore. Eww. Disgusting, fat and UGLY.
looks like vik is still a complete douche. no surprise.
the riches man is a mexican so probably owns your ass you just dont know it racis biatch.
Looks like a 40 ur old. W T F did u do to u self ?
been screwing donkies & coke makes u look old FAST
gross old cougar coke slut likes donki dicks in da butt.
Getting it from behind!
you noobs he is an indian and how much ever of a bitch she is she would never give herself to him
just worked a film she is in, Bling Ring, and she looked fine to me.
What a whore.
she looks like hell!!!!!
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Sick… That guy is nasssty. But look at her.
Lindsay come back!! That adorable redhead grew up to be one of the most hottest redheads I’d ever seen, and now she turned herself into a nonstop partying blonde bimbo!? Who else saw that one coming?? I sure as hell didn’t. Honestly! I’m sure it’s easier said than done, but she’s got the potential, beauty, and surely enough money to get her act together. So why?! Why does she choose this self-destructing path?? People have lost hope for her now, and it’s like she’s giving into all of it and not trying at all to defend her integrity. Poor Lindsay. I feel bad for her…I hope she get’s a serious reality check and soon. But if going to jail won’t do the job, then what will?!
Cause if most of us have been through what she has been and had her money we know damn well we would too so shut up
Shut up bitch! Was I talkin to you?! No. Absolutely no reason for you to even respond to my post except to be a weak ass fucknut with obviously nothing else to do. GTFO bitch
Isn’t that guy her Probation Officer?Looks like he is making her do the looong forms.
Oh that crackhead..I mean, crack WHORE is still getting movie roles? I wouldn’t pay to watch any movie that Lindsay Lohan is in. I think she’s disgusting piece of garbage. I hope she dies off soon. Just do us all a favor and kill yourself already.
“Where did I put my career?”
she blatantly blew lines in this!
oh lindsey really…. I guess you do not know what you are doing if you are high out of your mind. So sad why is no one stepping in to save this poor child. She is playing with fire and as we all can tell is all burnt up. I do feel sorry for her. Look up sweety that is the only way out , you only have one life to live after that you will not have a chance to redo it.
Why is she kissing a gardener!?!?!?!??!?
She gets into parties by looking like she’s already been to one?
What in the hell is that disaster of a female doing? When was this and who is that bozo guy? Why am I wasting my time?
not exactly a break-up as we were aaedlry there, but he still kept showing up. so I moved. and he could not tell when I was home or not, so ignoring him at the door or phone was easy till he got the message!!!
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Seriously, is she banging that guy?
Thant is not a gardener that is an Indian Hotelier Billionaire
I think she was doing fuck.
Wonder how worn out her pussy must be.
Honestamente cada ves que abro esta pagina, veo tu foto, con ese tipo detrás tuyo.. da mucho a pensar…pero que te puede importar…eres una diva!!
coc is a hella of a drug let her kill herself she is dumb
It looks like he gave her a pound of coke to sniff.
cough SLUT cough. Guess that’s what you have to do to stay relevant in showbiz, compromise any sort of dignity or self respect you may have for yourself.
Oh, parties…..I thought it read pantys
…by sneaking in with the gay photographer.
“I’m going to the lobby. Can I get you anything?”
“Uh yeah… Coke please.”
so let me get this straight , Lindsey blows this guy to get in to the rich guys party ? How do you know that , where you there , did you actually witness the insertion of his cock in Lindsey’s mouth ? Is that what your saying ? Then show me that ! or shut the fuck up !