This is How Lindsay Lohan’s Been Getting Into Fashion Week Parties

September 19th, 2011 // 182 Comments

What you’re looking at is Lindsay Lohan pulling something out of her purse, leaning her head down and then making this face in the apartment of Vikram Chatwal, the multimillionaire owner of the Dream Downtown hotel in Manhattan. Now, keep that name in mind as you read this Page Six report from Marc Jacobs’ Fashion Week party which happened two days later:

Witnesses told us that when a friend of Lohan’s tried to approach door staff at the Jacobs party to let her inside, she was rebuffed several times. “It’s not going to happen,” event organizers repeated.
So Lohan called on her pal, Dream owner Vikram Chatwal, who walked her into the event. She took a seat in a booth near Dakota Fanning, who stars in Jacobs’ ad campaign for his Oh, Lola! fragrance.
But moments later, spies said security approached Lohan and told her she wasn’t welcome. The starlet was then bounced from the venue while Juergen Teller, Michael Pitt, Mischa Barton and Fanning partied on.

So, basically Lindsay went to a rich man’s apartment, did a bunch of shady shit conveniently in front of a window (Anyone else surprised she didn’t wave at the paparazzi? Because I’m surprised she didn’t wave at the paparazzi.) and then got him to walk her into a party she wasn’t invited to, only to watch him let security bounce her out moments later when paying customers with real people money complained. There’s a metaphor for her life in all this that I’m not clever enough to make, so l’m just going to say all those years pretending to be a lesbian made her forgot how to operate a penis with her mouth. No wonder Dina and Michael were so against it. They probably swore a blood oath. “Death before jobs!”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    ISBN
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    Not that I think she’s above the accusations here but um… I don’t see any of it. Looks like she’s bent over a sink in the ones where she is bending. And he’s kissing her in the one where he’s holding her head. Or, my guess, sharing pot smoke. I don’t see coke, I don’t see snorting and I sure don’t see sniffing.

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    Nicole
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    another “celebrity” that will succumb to the “hollywood curse of the 27″.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    Nicole
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    u think she would know better than to sit near open windows…. what a dumbass. she wants people to see how fucked up shes become.

    • Mike

      It’s clearly a cry for help. Who knows what goes through this girl’s head, she just drinks, smokes, and snorts away her emotions.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    V
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    C’mon you guys she’s just putting on her contacts and by contacts I mean coke lines

  5. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    gooniegoogoo
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    Further proof that Hot girls will do ANYTHING for cocaine.

  6. Rottweiler

    It sure does look like a crack pipe in photo #5.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    Jim Bob
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    If she smoked my pole, I’d take her to the stupid party.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    Taylor
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    I’ve seen on other sites that Dakota Fanning and the skeletal Olsen twins snubbed Lindsay at fashion week in NYC. I wouldn’t want any kind of association or friendship with that Hollywood whore too. Lindsay just know to get drunk and on drugs. “Tell me who your friends are and I tell you who you are!” Dakota Fanning has a great career and an image to be preserved.

    • V

      plus, this was a nice event. lindsay has no business being there. she’s not an actress anymore, not a fashion icon, nothing! like, why is she crashing these parties. she’s so desperate for people to think she’s still required at these events.

      she was no sense of pride or shame. non at all.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    V
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    that’s a coke straw for sure.

    god, she’s such a fucking hooker.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    Noel
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    straw…awesome.

  11. V

    this is not even sad anymore. it’s horrible. I’m embarrassed for her. this is just disgusting. dina and her are nothing but a pair of prostitutes and addicts. get them out of our sight. enough is enough.

  12. Bugga

    Maybe the fat indian guy banging her confused her with JESSE JANE

  13. JoeBob Henry the 2nd

    All I know is that if Lindsay L would just give me the chance I’d fuck her right in the boobs!

  14. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    charles
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    Shit, that’s all it takes to get into Lindsay’s pants. Here I’ve been thinking it was looks and personality…

    Fuck me, I wouldn’t even shake this dirty bastards hand! Would need treatment for who knows what after being within 5 feet of him.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    Ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    If this were a movie, the scene immediately after this would be her downing a handful of pills, a bottle of vodka, and slitting her wrists.

  16. lindsay's mom

    lindsay is starting to look like chaz bono

  17. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    Big_Mike
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    Looks like a pen with the cap on the end taken out. Don’t think you’d hold a cigarette this way, and if she’s using a pen to write with, she’d probably have it in her right hand, which is the hand she writes. So yeah, coke: 1 Lindsay: 0

  18. Poppy

    Man, you people are so stupid. Sure she looks high, but you can’t tell what she’s doing. And it’s so obvious she’s not having sex in these pix. And who wrote the article, Paris Hilton’s wannabe bff? The clubgoers with “real people money”? I suppose if I won the lottery I wouldn’t be a “real person” with real money? Dumbass. Stop being a wannabe, kiss-assing loser all your life and get a real job.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Who are you talking to while you ask these random lottery questions? Perhaps you are suggesting Lindsay invest in scratch tickets? I’m on board, she should definitely do that.

  19. Poppy

    WTF?? This girl is probably going to die and all you low-lives can do is make jokes. You must be as fucked up as she is and hate yourselves. Blame her POS parents for how she is. She never had a chance with those two bringing her up. Now, go kill yourselves and make the world a better place. :)

  20. Poppy

    Lindsay Lohan gets high, makes a fool of herself and gets ostracized. Charlie Sheen does the same shit and gets a Roast on Comedy Central. Anyone want to tell me sexism is dead now? This country sux ass! :p

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    Davin
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    He’s cuuuute! Well done Lindz.

    • Deryn

      Heh.

    • Master Cherry Plucker

      Dude looks like a fuckin’ prime drug-lord to me… God, being seen with such a bozo explains her choice! If both would’ve been in the latest PLAYBOY, fuckin’ like minks, I might’ve wasted, like all the other suckers who bought it, strolled to the liquor store and purchase the issue. With her droopy titties, showing a dense-forested pussy and a gaping bung-hole, I’d finally get a woody, over her!

  22. Lee

    Charlie Sheen pays, Lohan charges. That’s not sexism.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    pooter
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    Its either a glass dildo or she’s doing a bong hit

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    PtC
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    I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen her actually look ashamed.

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    whatthehuh?
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    i would have gone with a joint but coke straw just makes more sense with lilo in the pic

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    Sandy
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    Ooh, it’s getting serious now. I’m not sure this is fun to watch anymore.

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    CtP
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    That’s not shame, that’s just totally and mind blown fucked straight up.

    • Deryn

      May be just afterward, but thishere picture is a rare capture of something actually in the process of going up someone’s nose.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    CtP
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    It is SO much fun to watch, almost giddy knowing the end is surely near!

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    Deryn
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    This is probably the saddest, most hopeless, pathetic picture of Lilo I think I’ve ever seen. It reminds me of the picture of Marilyn Monroe by Richard Avedon:

    http://images.nymag.com/news/features/marilyn070514_1_560.jpg

    Exhausted, lost, used up, and just too fucking young for it all.

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    Whocares?
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    shut the blind stupid….c’mon…. u snort all u want, but not 4 the paparazzis!

  31. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    tlmck
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    With that face and wig, she could make one porn film and then retire.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    B
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    Looks like she is either really exhausted or drunk or both and looking in her bags for something. As for the kiss it doesn’t mean anything. She may of asked him for a kiss or he kissed her because maybe they like each other even if only it being friendly or he gave her a voluntary pity kiss if she was being a diva and complaining about not getting a kiss from someone or just not getting her way. I’m not buying that she has to do anything other than be herself and pose in expensive clothing like she does.

  33. This picture would make a perfect anti-drug ad. Don’t be a Lohan.

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    seriously
    Commented on this photo:

    None of this looks that bad. What over active imaginations you have. She looks like she’s getting an eyelash curler out of her bag. They don’t look like they are having sex or doing blow. They look like they are getting ready to go somewhere.

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    M*
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    I love her, although it looks like the bulimia is definitely doing a number on her face chub.

  36. BeyoncesEvilTwin

    Oh Lindsey…next time close the drapes!

  37. eric g

    She’s doing indians now. lol.

    What a whore.

  38. Baptism

    Seriously?!! Do you see the white straw in one of the pic?!? And that bloated gross ass face. Ugh.

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    imabrat
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    What a hag.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    louie
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    I never liked her, I never thought she had any talent and I have never felt sorry for her. You are who you are and this is who she is

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    okiedokey
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    Indian pig and his coke whore. filthy

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    Mike
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    Hollywood ate this poor girl alive. Too much publicity starting at a young age. NO ONE can relate to her, therefore nobody can judge her.
    That being said, this is sad.

  43. Lucy

    At last some riatonality in our little debate.

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    spartacus
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    here she looks like she’s receiving

  45. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    spartacus
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    So incredibly fat, she needs to take a lesson from Ali Lohan, who’s really got her shit together

  46. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    spartacus
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    Taking one for the team right there

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    Kylia
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    Your’s is a point of view where real inteliglecne shines through.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    Moe
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    I would have never guessed she would be nailing some dirty mexican for drugs. It’s ironic that she did that Marilyn shoot for Playboy, she’s gonna end up just like her.

    • moesucks

      Vikram who owns a hotel and is a multimillionaire a dirty mexican!? You probably couldnt get a job cleaning sheets at his hotel lol.

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    Soviet Snow
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    How that douche become a millionaire?

  50. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    The Most Interesting
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    The aftermath of the Difficult Brown: She’s counting the cash value of his deposit, while he’s trying to remember which doctor takes cash.

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