This is How Lindsay Lohan’s Been Getting Into Fashion Week Parties

September 19th, 2011 // 182 Comments

What you’re looking at is Lindsay Lohan pulling something out of her purse, leaning her head down and then making this face in the apartment of Vikram Chatwal, the multimillionaire owner of the Dream Downtown hotel in Manhattan. Now, keep that name in mind as you read this Page Six report from Marc Jacobs’ Fashion Week party which happened two days later:

Witnesses told us that when a friend of Lohan’s tried to approach door staff at the Jacobs party to let her inside, she was rebuffed several times. “It’s not going to happen,” event organizers repeated.
So Lohan called on her pal, Dream owner Vikram Chatwal, who walked her into the event. She took a seat in a booth near Dakota Fanning, who stars in Jacobs’ ad campaign for his Oh, Lola! fragrance.
But moments later, spies said security approached Lohan and told her she wasn’t welcome. The starlet was then bounced from the venue while Juergen Teller, Michael Pitt, Mischa Barton and Fanning partied on.

So, basically Lindsay went to a rich man’s apartment, did a bunch of shady shit conveniently in front of a window (Anyone else surprised she didn’t wave at the paparazzi? Because I’m surprised she didn’t wave at the paparazzi.) and then got him to walk her into a party she wasn’t invited to, only to watch him let security bounce her out moments later when paying customers with real people money complained. There’s a metaphor for her life in all this that I’m not clever enough to make, so l’m just going to say all those years pretending to be a lesbian made her forgot how to operate a penis with her mouth. No wonder Dina and Michael were so against it. They probably swore a blood oath. “Death before jobs!”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Artimus

    I’m actually shocked Vikram stooped to this level. He’s a good guy.

  2. boo

    No wonder Sam Ronson left her, gross. or probably she’s destroying herself coz Sam Ronson left her. It’s a tragic.

    • V

      samantha ronson was one of her main enablers, not to mention at one point she took advantage of her association with lindsay.

      they’re both gross, horrible human beings.

  3. Zee Brat

    This is actually just really depressing.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    No one has any privacy, apparently.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    Marco Polo
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    Slurp, slurp, slurp.

  6. Jersey Torch

    The disturbing part is from her facial expression it looks like she’s getting it hard from behind. Is that her perpetual look now?

    • Elif

      Carolyn Steinberg – .you’ve done it again, Amy ..the shots of the grooms roactien .so many photographers miss this .are priceless .his kissing her hand and the one where he is obviously trying to maintain his composure .and . the sunset shots .OMGMay 20, 2011 10:04 AM

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    Chris Brown
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    I’d beat a bitch that snorted my coke and didn’t make MR. Happy spit !

  8. Chris Brown

    You snort my coke and don’r make me spooge real good I’ll beat a bitch with one hand then the other

    • Darnell "the Truth " Jefferson

      I’m with you Chris . Bitch better suck it real good then swallow and ask for more !

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    Phill Aasheeo
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    Coke should come after I cum !

  10. Phill Aasheeo

    Coke should come after I cum

    • Natalia

      and Graphic of the Week Monday feature. Last week, I deidced to submit my old header, and Lisa posted it today! I did miss out on a link in my credit, though, and I didn’t actually use Photoshop. I used

  11. Danny Noonan

    I don’t see a smile on his face , so my conclusion is either she didn’t put out or it wasn’t very enthusiastic. Either way , she’s thrown out of the exhibition quickly.

    • Manisha

      CourtneyYay! Oh my goodness- I am at work and I just sqaeuked out “Yay!” out loud and I am sure that everyone here thinks I am crazy. Soo excited! I would like the letter “A” for AceMan. And now I am going to have to go out and buy some pink and purple and green fabric and try to make one for Emerson because I am sure she will want one too! Thanks so much Paige!

  12. Brilliant Brother

    Most guys would at least want a titty fuck or an enjoyable blow and go . No , then off you go !

  13. Emillio Estevez , Jr.

    First picture looks like it could be that he’s finished and tucking his johnson back in , and she’s waiting for the jizz to drip out .If true , by the expression on his face , he isn’t begging for more

  14. cc

    From ‘Herbie the Love Bug’ to ‘Coke and Blowjobs’.

    I think she needs to be the new spokesperson for DARE.

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    Miss C
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    Man, Lindsay Bluth has really let herself go.

  16. Sardonic

    Fire crotch and Britney crotch are baaack…..

    Let the games begin.

  17. allym

    Wait they let Mischa. Barton stay? Its a sad night when Lohan. Gets kicked out and mischa. Doesn’t

    • Mike

      Mischa can’t be as out of it as Lindsay is.

    • V

      mischa has never in her life acted like a fucking mess at parties like lindsay. she behaves at these things. lindsay always makes a scene.

    • Praveen

      What is true beauty if it’s not Lindsay? She is so sexy I want to cry meslyf to sleep lol! I hope she won’t live half her life in jail.. Paparazzi’s can’t get there lol!

  18. TheListener

    For a second I thought she was going at it doggy style. If you enlarge the second photo, it looks like she has a rolled up piece of paper in her hand. In the fifth photo she’s leaning forward with her head down. Nothing suspicious about that at all. ;)

  19. anonym


    she finally gave in and became a part time hooker/escort.

    i see they even did some role playing there…….

  20. Aaron

    Wait. Dakota Fanning is still alive?

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    Shit, where did I put my morning after pill?

  22. Jface

    If you are face down on a Russian billionaire’s hotel bed. . . you might be a prostitute.

    • Burt

      Being a Hollywood celebrities is prostituting yourself in one way or another…She makes it easier to figure out which way she does.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    I hope he’s up-to-date on his shots.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    Looks like Lindsay Bluth finally got that affair she wanted.

  25. andyconda

    from behind the smell of that thing would gag a magot… that guy better scub with AJAX big time.. Fire crotch is putrid

    • Poppy

      Please. You’ve probably never even been near a pussy, let a lone a fire crotch!

      • Pedro

        I also agree! I have never been obsessed with Jon’s hair or any of the other guy’s hair for that mtaetr, but I do think he looked better back in the beautiful letdown days. I personally think it makes him look younger not that he looks old now though.

  26. andyconda

    these pictures are taken after dina and Ali fluffed him..
    i would rather put my cock in a blinder. then that vial damaged swap of diseases.

    • ash

      Do the world a favor and please stick ur cock in a ‘blender’, you are an idiot and shouldn’t breed. FIRE CROTCH POWER!!!

  27. i hit the big time

    omg this is sad. her face looks terribly bloated as well.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    That’s the most indifferent nailing-a-coke-whore-from-behind face I’ve ever seen

  29. NTT

    What’s sad is neither of them look like they’re enjoying it.

  30. LooneyToon

    wow she is stoned out of her mind…and whats with the wig?

  31. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    I think its a pen. It looks like she is writing her crack thoughts down. Fat rich bastards are usually better at keeping their blow snorting crackwhores away from the windows.

  32. forrest gump

    I wonder: who likes to bet on this woman?

  33. Mike

    I can only think of one thing to say about this picture: ASSUME THE POSITION!

  34. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    How much fun it must have been to watch her be escorted out of the venue
    wonder where Dina was?

  35. andyconda

    she is only looking in her purse to find the stones she bought off the streets of venice..and he is not porking her from behind. he is just taking her temp. with his penis

  36. Venom

    I was just reading this guy’s Wikipedia page.
    He is basically a piece of shit.
    He is supposed to be married, but as we can clearly see that does not matter.

    He is proof these worthless bitches will fuck anyone for a dollar.
    Supposedly he dated Kate Moss and Giselle Bundchen.
    High priced whores, even when they are making tons of money themselves.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    For the past couple of months she has been really fucked up. More so then every before. My guess… it’s for the same reasons as before forced relationship with a dude. Men make this girl want to kill herself or do a line or twenty.

    • bobthebuilder3000

      “Men make this girl want to kill herself or do a line or twenty.”

      I think you have it backwards – she doesn’t care about her life, which is what makes her hang around men like this in the first place. They don’t make her want to die – she’s already that way when she gets to them.

      I don’t doubt she has serious issues, but she needs to go somewhere outside this fashion/Hollywood crowd and get her life together.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    Apparently the list of Things Lindsay Will Orally Service For Blow and/or Party Gifts has extended to the non-humans as well.

  39. I dont know why she sad……… Vivexin :

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    The Brown Streak
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    I laughed so hard, I snorted….ha…see what I did there?

  41. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
    po man
    Commented on this photo:

    I still really want to bang her

  42. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    She doesnt deserve the life she has available to her shes a bitch

  43. What a retard

    What a pathetic shell of a person. It’s obvious she has to whore herself out to be able to attend the things (fashion week, movie premieres, etc) that she used to get in for free; she probably had to coke out & fuck this fat dude to get into fashion week here. Anyone remember the photos of her sitting with 2 coked out wierdos without her pants at Cannes this year? Same thing; she whored herself out as their coke whore threesome toy to get into parties there. And, like Cannes, she gets in & acts like a self-important diva; only, this time, people finally clued in & objected to her being there; they kicked her ass out to the curb.

    Man, do I feel sorry for her. To be chasing something so worthless & superficial, and to sacrifice everything (dignity, integrity, friends, sobriety, sanity, etc) to obtain it. How worthless of a human being do you have to be for that…

  44. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    shes not going to live long……thats all i have to say….

  45. What a retard

    Geebus; what a pathetic shell of a human being. She now has to whore herself out (remember the “coke whore” pics taken of her & 2 wierdos in their hotel room without her pants on at Cannes last year?) to get into things that she used to be invited to. Unlike Cannes, however, this time the people finally couldn’t stand the sight of her & had her ass tossed to the curb.

    I actually feel sorry for her; she’s given up everything (friends, dignity, integrity, honesty, sanity, sobriety, etc), chasing something so worthless yet so addictive to her: being part of the “in-crowd”. Given her fame & attention addiction, she’ll never overcome her obsessive “gotta be where the action is” addiction, and it’ll eventually kill her…

    • V

      seriously, some prostitutes sell themselves for cars and appartments, she’s selling herself to get into random parties and some free press (and most outlets practically detailed how unwanted she was everywhere, what’s the point??). she has no shame, pride, dignitiy, self-respect.

      yet, as always, I don’t think her life is in danger. she’s just going to be a train wreck forever, like tara reid.

  46. Reminds me of a horror movie. Does she know Peter Lorre is creeping up behind her?

  47. Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
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    That’s cool though. Get it Vikram! Of course in this case, IT = cold sores on your dick.

  48. Holland

    In my next life I want to come back as Linsey Lohans parole officer. It must be so nice to get all your napping done on the job.

  49. dee cee

    I wonder if Ebola Hilton or another of her frenemies made a nice sum off this skank in a desperate situation evidence.

    • V

      sadly, I think all her former party buddies have cleaned up their act. at least more than lindsay ever did. she just refuses to leave those days behind.

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