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- Rachel Uchitel bails on The Donald for Celebrity Rehab. [Popeater]
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- Erica Chevillar should be more famous. [Hollywood Tuna]
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- Kelly Brook eating ice cream. [Popoholic]
- Snooki is about to become obsolete. There is a Jebus. [IDLYITW]
- Tila Tequila failed the psych test for Celebrity Rehab. Of course. [The Fab Life]
- Bill Murray regrets making Garfield. [StarPulse]
- Jenna Dewan apparently lives in a bikini. [Egotastic]
- Tiger Woods flipping out at the British Open. [Bossip]
- Celebs Without Make-Up: Do not click if you’re pregnant or have a heart condition. [Celebslam]
- LeAnn Rimes takes the family she stole to the beach. [Just Jared]
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FIRSSSSSST
now, how old does anybody thing I am?
About quarter past 6.
yeah. it approved to be
Hahah not quite, but I rejoice just like a 6 years old when I am FIRSSSST (that was me up there) And that’s all due to my psychic powers, I just happen to feel the moment when a new post will appear..
Ready for your orange jumpsuit?
Tomorrow is the day……….
It says here that Lolo won’t spend 15 minutes behind bars.
WTF, It is only 12:30 and the Fish dude is calling it a day? Get your drunken ass back to work a get us some more boobs!!!
Love how LL’s head basically looks like it was cut from a magazine and pasted on different bodies.
Regrets Garfield? Have you SEEN Zombieland. Great Movie! He tells us in that movie he regrets Garfield…
How the f*ck do you make the same mistake TWICE? It was an easy payday for Bill and he knows it.
she looks fantastic
The Jennifer Aniston link is not working!!!!! She’s topless and you give an error message?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck……….
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Link to
“Jennifer Aniston goes “topless” the exact week Angelina Jolie’s new movie comes out. Convenient. [Lainey Gossip]”
doesn’t work
it works just fine except it should read “jen without a shirt covering her breasts with her body turned away from the camera”
you didn’t miss anything
WTF
that doesn’t even look like her.
First??? WOW….the only thing she has goin for herself is that Rack……I dont mind the freckles…..I can squeeze one while doin connect the dots on the other… ;)
Magazine should be called Simplex
GOOD LORD whats wrong with her left shoulder??
you guys could just go to laineygossip dot com and voila there’s the article
they gave lindsay some hips for the cover shot. good work guys!!
I’d be amazed if airbrush alone were enough to fix her busted “20 years too old looking from drugs/smoking face – this has to be some combo of airbrush, Photoshop, sandblasting, voodoo and a spatula.
That said I’d still bang that broke down ass like a screen door in the wind.
Good lord I fucking hate the loudmouth cunt that writes for Lainey Gossip. I actually refuse to follow any links to that site anymore. Fish has my heart forever.
AMEN!!! lol!! where’s her ankle bracelet???
Her ankle isn’t in the shot, hence the term “ankle” bracelet.
There are two pictures with her ankles in the shot and no ankle bracelet.
it is very possible that it was removed for the photo
photoshopped
Since they photoshopped the shit out of those pics, they should have taken a little extra time to get rid of all those gross ass freckles.
Ass freckles? What are you talking about? You can’t even see her ass!
LOL! I meant “Gross Ass” freckles, not gross “ass freckles”.
However, I’m sure she has a bunch of freckles on her ass too.
Either way, she’d look a hell of a lot better without all those damn freckles.
i love me some lilo and she loves me right back
Are we sure that those are freckles, and not venereal warts?
Thank goodness,
Only one more step til porn!!
Why does she do model shoots? She’s fucking ugly. I’m not talking ‘model ugly’ either, I mean plain fucking ugly — like 50 year old lady at the bus stop with blonde hair extensions who dresses like a teenager and smells like tobacco, ugly. It really makes very little sense.
She looks like Chyna from WWE
This websites SHIT now. Fuck you and your sellout ass motherfucker. doosh
Nope, not a hint of photoshop in there that I can spot.
imagine bars………………….
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
As I said on the other page:
I’d be amazed if airbrush alone were enough to fix her busted “20 years too old looking from drugs/smoking” face – this has to be some combo of airbrush, Photoshop, sandblasting, voodoo and a spatula.
That said I’d still bang that broke down ass like a screen door in the wind
i vote venereal warts even with the overwhelming evidence that they do not appear on areas other than the genitals/anal regions…
oh come on, if you’re gunna do that much photoshop work to the head at least do a little to the body beside pinching the waist.
looks like audrina patridge in the face
She certainly doesn’t seem to be suffering from any form of underemployment due to her escalating fuckuppery – at least in the magazine cover department.
I wonder if Cosmo’s going to follow her into the slammer for one last photoshoot.
Oh, and Teabagger’s “screen door in the wind” observation above? Oh yeah.
lol i thot it was her too at first glance! :)
live feed on tmz now, i feel bad for lindsay. wish her dad could be there for her on the way in and out of jail, and not be a fucking media whore about it. i.e., just be a good dad.
Looks like they photoshopped a set of hips on her. Her body is usually pretty boyish, aside from the large tits of course.
we hate megan fox because she won’t show her boobs, same story here : /
Guessing you’d never seen the Marilyn Monroe images of her then…
she needs to work on her waist-down
If you mean get thinner I think I need to slap you bitch , I dont like lindsay lohan… but that is one of those hollywood brained thoughts that I just want to blow away with a shotgun!
yeah i wish my thighs were that air-brushed too
Don’t care if she’s crazy i still bang the shit outta her
Photo No 4 doesn’t look right. Errrr, too much photoshop on her underarm…
she definitely looks better as a brunette and with boobs. some people can pull off flat chestedness like Keira Knightley but her crack whore phase didn’t suit her.
she would be hot….
…. if she didn’t have a face
that says more about you than it does about her
yeah.. photo 4 looks like she has a rubber arm
See the shots of Lindsay Lohan by Markus and Indrani BEFORE Complex magazine added the KAWS art and photoshopping here:
http://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/2010/07/lindsay-lohans-photos-for-double.html
I wonder if it’s hard to airbrush freckles.
Also, doesn’t she realize that chicks with red hair are infinitely hotter than chicks with Amy Winehouse’s awful nappy mat of black hair?
Wow…you really CAN dress up a turd.