Lindsay Lohan does Complex and Other News

July 19th, 2010 // 33 Comments

- Lindsay Lohan does Complex. [Complex]

- Cristiano Ronaldo is a true romantic and bought his baby for $15 mil. [Dlisted]

- Rachel Uchitel bails on The Donald for Celebrity Rehab. [Popeater]

- Jennifer Aniston goes “topless” the exact week Angelina Jolie’s new movie comes out. Convenient. [Lainey Gossip]

- Erica Chevillar should be more famous. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Pink’s Trapeze FAIL caught on tape. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kelly Brook eating ice cream. [Popoholic]

- Snooki is about to become obsolete. There is a Jebus. [IDLYITW]

- Tila Tequila failed the psych test for Celebrity Rehab. Of course. [The Fab Life]

- Bill Murray regrets making Garfield. [StarPulse]

- Jenna Dewan apparently lives in a bikini. [Egotastic]

- Tiger Woods flipping out at the British Open. [Bossip]

- Celebs Without Make-Up: Do not click if you’re pregnant or have a heart condition. [Celebslam]

- LeAnn Rimes takes the family she stole to the beach. [Just Jared]

- Jessica Simpson hasn’t sent Eric Johnson running yet. [PopSugar]

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Comments (33)

  1. meagain | July 19, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    FIRSSSSSST

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  2. gogo | July 19, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    now, how old does anybody thing I am?

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    • Jimboooo! | July 19, 2010 at 7:13 pm

      About quarter past 6.

      Reply
      • paul | July 20, 2010 at 4:26 am

        yeah. it approved to be

      • gogo | July 20, 2010 at 6:19 am

        Hahah not quite, but I rejoice just like a 6 years old when I am FIRSSSST (that was me up there) And that’s all due to my psychic powers, I just happen to feel the moment when a new post will appear..

  3. Cock Dr | July 19, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Ready for your orange jumpsuit?
    Tomorrow is the day……….

    Reply
    • Urbanspaceman | July 19, 2010 at 4:46 pm

      It says here that Lolo won’t spend 15 minutes behind bars.

      Reply
  4. Jimbo | July 19, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    WTF, It is only 12:30 and the Fish dude is calling it a day? Get your drunken ass back to work a get us some more boobs!!!

    Reply
  5. Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Love how LL’s head basically looks like it was cut from a magazine and pasted on different bodies.

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  6. Jellocee | July 19, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Regrets Garfield? Have you SEEN Zombieland. Great Movie! He tells us in that movie he regrets Garfield…

    Reply
    • Anonymous | July 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm

      How the f*ck do you make the same mistake TWICE? It was an easy payday for Bill and he knows it.

      Reply
  7. The Truth | July 19, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    she looks fantastic

    Reply
  8. havoc | July 19, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    The Jennifer Aniston link is not working!!!!! She’s topless and you give an error message?

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck……….

    .

    Reply
  9. Michael G. | July 19, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    Link to
    “Jennifer Aniston goes “topless” the exact week Angelina Jolie’s new movie comes out. Convenient. [Lainey Gossip]”

    doesn’t work

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    • computer tech guy | July 19, 2010 at 5:55 pm

      it works just fine except it should read “jen without a shirt covering her breasts with her body turned away from the camera”

      you didn’t miss anything

      Reply
  10. oh uh | July 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    Magazine should be called Simplex

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  11. shroom | July 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    GOOD LORD whats wrong with her left shoulder??

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  12. dude | July 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    you guys could just go to laineygossip dot com and voila there’s the article

    Reply
  13. immune | July 19, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    they gave lindsay some hips for the cover shot. good work guys!!

    Reply
  14. Drew | July 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Good lord I fucking hate the loudmouth cunt that writes for Lainey Gossip. I actually refuse to follow any links to that site anymore. Fish has my heart forever.

    Reply
  15. JoeC | July 19, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Since they photoshopped the shit out of those pics, they should have taken a little extra time to get rid of all those gross ass freckles.

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    • timmy the dying boy | July 19, 2010 at 5:53 pm

      Ass freckles? What are you talking about? You can’t even see her ass!

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      • JoeC | July 19, 2010 at 6:56 pm

        LOL! I meant “Gross Ass” freckles, not gross “ass freckles”.

        However, I’m sure she has a bunch of freckles on her ass too.

        Either way, she’d look a hell of a lot better without all those damn freckles.

  16. bag o coke | July 19, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    i love me some lilo and she loves me right back

    Reply
  17. Penus | July 19, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Why does she do model shoots? She’s fucking ugly. I’m not talking ‘model ugly’ either, I mean plain fucking ugly — like 50 year old lady at the bus stop with blonde hair extensions who dresses like a teenager and smells like tobacco, ugly. It really makes very little sense.

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  18. PJ | July 19, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    She looks like Chyna from WWE

    Reply
  19. bob | July 19, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    This websites SHIT now. Fuck you and your sellout ass motherfucker. doosh

    Reply
  20. _me | July 19, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    Nope, not a hint of photoshop in there that I can spot.

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  21. captain america | July 20, 2010 at 12:05 am

    imagine bars………………….
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    Reply
  22. teabagger | July 20, 2010 at 12:45 am

    As I said on the other page:

    I’d be amazed if airbrush alone were enough to fix her busted “20 years too old looking from drugs/smoking” face – this has to be some combo of airbrush, Photoshop, sandblasting, voodoo and a spatula.

    That said I’d still bang that broke down ass like a screen door in the wind

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  23. obzelite | July 20, 2010 at 1:48 am

    oh come on, if you’re gunna do that much photoshop work to the head at least do a little to the body beside pinching the waist.

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  24. lulacrazygirl | July 20, 2010 at 3:55 am

    looks like audrina patridge in the face

    Reply
  25. dudeatdudedotdude | July 20, 2010 at 10:33 am

    lol i thot it was her too at first glance! :)

    live feed on tmz now, i feel bad for lindsay. wish her dad could be there for her on the way in and out of jail, and not be a fucking media whore about it. i.e., just be a good dad.

    Reply

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