BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Called 911 On Her Mom For ‘Holding Her Against Her Will,’ Yessss…

The Superficial / October 10, 2012

“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, DRUNKLANDER!” TMZ reports:

It started last night when the duo went to a nightclub in New York City. Our photog says they left the club at around 4 AM and headed back to Dina’s home in Long Island.
Lindsay and Dina started arguing in the car and it escalated when they got home. We’re told it became physical with Lindsay sustaining a cut on her leg. We’re also told there was property damage — including a broken bracelet of Lindsay’s — that occurred during the scuffle.

We’re told the 911 call was a domestic violence call. Sources say in one of the 911 calls to cops … the caller said Lindsay was being held against her will by Dina and the driver.

So Lindsay and Dina finally got into the drunken brawl that years of one (literally) pimping the other has inevitably been building towards. I say this with all seriousness, there are small children I would murder to hear that 911 call:

OPERATOR: Ma’am, I need you to calm down. How long as this person been holding you against her will?
LINDSAY: My entire life! [breaking sound] OH, GOD, SHE CUT ME! SHE CUT ME WITH A BROKEN HUMMEL! THAT’S MY BRANDY SNIFTER, YOU BITCH, STAY OUT OF IT!
DINA: [in background] … many dicks I sucked… teach you to suck dicks… suck sucking dicks… I SHOULD’VE HAD AN ABORTION!
OPERATOR: Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am? Are you at a brothel?
LINDSAY: *hic* Something like that. FINE! STEAL MY FUCKING PURSE! I STOLE IT FROM YOU YESTERDAY! Or was it a store… I HATE YOU.

Photos: Splash News