Lindsay Lohan Told Her Dad Dina Was High On Cocaine, Is Probably A Good Judge Of That

October 10th, 2012 // 47 Comments
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“Be a good girl and suck all those dicks like I told you. Mommy loves you.”

Seen here conveniently hugging in front of the paparazzi after their drunken brawl last night, Lindsay Lohan and Dina were apparently fighting over money last night, according to Michael Lohan who was actually the one who called 911 but not before winning another Father of the Year Award recording Lindsay’s frantic phone call to him so he could immediately sell it to TMZ. Which he did:

Lindsay Lohan made an hysterical plea for help to her father, as she claimed she was being kidnapped by Dina Lohan, screaming, “Dad, she’s on cocaine. She’s like touching her neck, and s**t” … and TMZ has obtained audio of the conversation.

During Lindsay’s conversation, Lindsay tells her dad the fight ignited over money. Lindsay says she gave her mom $40,000 because Dina claimed she needed it to save her home from foreclosure. Nonetheless, Lindsay wanted her money back, and that’s when fireworks erupted.
Lindsay told her dad, “She’s saying disgusting things to me … I’m dead to her now.”
Lindsay says her mom is calling her “nuts.”
During the conversation, you hear Lindsay tell her mom, “This is what you do. You ruin people,” adding, “She’s like the fucking devil right now.”

I honestly don’t know what to think here because on the one hand you have Lindsay Lohan who knows exactly what the signs are of losing your shit on cocaine because there’s usually a mirror around. But on the other hand, you have Lindsay Lohan who will lie straight out of her freckled anus. So no one really knows what happened in that car except for Dina’s driver who you know has helped a john covered in blood flee across the border before, so he’s not talking. And even if he did, no one would believe him. “Mees Lohan, she open her mouth and out come the head of a snake that said ‘choo better bring me a baby to eat,’ and I was all like, ‘DAY-AMN, I dunno if I can letchoo finish this blowjob, Mees Lindsay.’ I never seen any-ting like it in my life. The snake, not the blowjob, that’s how she pay me.”

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  1. Mike Hunt

    Life is more unbelievable than fiction! The recording of their recent misadventures would likely be so hilarious , it might even cause death or a severe case of hebephrenia. These two miscreants should have their own REAL reality show. People either couldn’t stop puking and make plans to inhabit nearby planets, oe heartily endorse these two to be co -presidents of the United States, or most likely , have both of them sterilized

    • Sherman Goldbloom

      I’d vote for having them chained together on a chain gain , cutting grass or picking up litter , bitching at each other constantly.
      I would make most people grateful for the life they have

  2. Deacon Jones

    I think I’d bang Dina…

  3. “What do you mean, ‘how do I know she’s on cocaine?’ She snorted my whole fucking stash! That’s 34 lbs of blow I’ll never see again…”

  4. Enidaj

    I know it’s easy to hate on Lindsay but she is the result of having terrible, terrible parents. The girl never stood a chance. How long did it take her father to sell the recorded phone call? Less than 12 hours. They are fucking horrible parents.

    • suck it

      How horrible of a father is he to sell it to TMZ? He recorded it probably knowing that he was going to sell it. Who the fuck records their phone calls anyway?? Someone with issues.
      I’m back to feeling sorry for her. She really never stood a chance.

  5. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    So, a Lohan might be telling the truth. I’m having trouble making sense of that.

  6. Hubert Updike

    Imagine the hangover – fueled screaming match the next day – the constant barrage of “fuck you , you fucking cunt ” back and forth as the splitting headaches pound and the cranky bitchiness abounds !
    To have a tape of the day after might be almost as good as the drunken pre – fight

  7. They must have wicked make-up sex.

  8. mand

    Lindsay, my parents are a lot like yours except dad hogs the cocaine & mom sleeps with colored cocks.

  9. YoMamma

    Sweet Daddy kisses her head and sells the audio of his crying daughter to TMZ quicker than Lindsay gets on her knees for coke. ‘Tis a beautiful story…

  10. cc

    ‘she gave her mom $40,000 because Dina claimed she needed it to save her home from foreclosure’

    …she needed it because a Bolivian friend was being deported and was having a blow blowout sale.

  11. Leigh

    This poor girl never had a chance.

  12. EricLr

    Doesn’t Dina still have two under-aged kids? The fact that no one is taking them away from her is the perfect illustration of how pathetic our child protective systems are in the U.S. Basically, until you kill them or seriously injure them, the state won’t take them away. And even then they let you have them back after 48 hours (or whenever the hospital or morgue releases them–whichever comes sooner).

    • LL2

      No, Dina has one underage kid. A 16 year old boy named Cody. The rest are adults. She has 4 kids.

    • Craptard

      Yeah, and then there’s that guy that named his sons ‘Hitler’ and ‘Himmler’, they took his kids away in a snap! Ask yourself, would you rather have a normal name and Dina & Michael Lohan as parents, or be named ‘Adolph Hitler’? I’m pretty confident that the guy who gave his kids Nazi names is alot less f’d in the head than the Lohans.

  13. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d really like to make a smart-ass comment, but this is just sad.

  14. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    Commented on this photo:

    One of these people will be dead in a year.

  15. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, I swear you’re using the chauffeur from Striptease as the basis for that last bit. And I’m ashamed that I know that.

  16. I feel sympathy, but it’s spiraling around vaguely in my brain because it has nowhere to go. I feel like Nomad after Kirk confronts it with his own imperfection. “LiLo … delusional … Dina … parasite … Michael … sociopath … ” KERBLOOEY.

    PS: Um, where is Ali? D’ya suppose they sold her for drug money?

  17. Cock Dr

    Yah, they put on a great show.
    You know this will all end so happily…but could drag on for quite a few more years.

  18. With a flash of lightning and in a moment of crystal clarity, Dina calls her own daughter “nuts.” Fucking amazing!

    Moments later she slipped back into her own psychosis.

    • Surely it was only the wine taking over for a second — like when you say, “I love you, man — no, no man, really, I mean I REALLY. LOVE YOU. YOU’RE … you are … awesome. THIS HERE GUY HERE IS AWESOME!!! WOO!!!!! Come here and hug me let’s hug” to your grandmother.

  19. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love you… You’re my meal ticket”
    “…and I love you. You’re not just my mom, you’re also my dealer and my enabler”

  20. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    ruby
    Commented on this photo:

    The awkward moment when you realise that Dina is your best parent.

  21. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    logan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Everybody played their part wonderfuly. I predict Oscars for the entire family. Next week, Lindsay you throw up on the street. I hear that is the thing to do now, throw up on public”.

  22. Inmate 12236969

    Fucking asshole selling it to TMZ what a shithead he could have got more money from the National Inquirer—what a dumbass!

  23. Craptard

    I’m surprised nobody is even asking the question, where the hell
    did Lindsay even get $40,000?

  24. Mama Pinkus

    Lindsay is an adult and needs to cut the cord with these fame whores she calls parents…..you cannot pick your relatives but you certainly can choose which ones stay in your life

  25. van

    True mama pinkus but if you’ve ever been in the middle of a highly dysfunctional family (or god forbid raised in one) you would know how incredibly difficult it is to extricate yourself. I do feel sorry for her, she had such promise in Parent Trap. Someone should have taken her away from these parasites before they ruined her. Now it’s too late.

  26. Rachel

    Well I know Lindsey lies a lot, but this was what she thought was a private conversation between her and her dad in what sounds like a terrifying situation. I’m not going to deny that Lindsey has her shit so out of whack it would make most hobos look sane, but I agree her parents turned her into a lost cause. In that kind of environment only the strongest of souls can come out on top, she didn’t have much of a chance. I feel so bad for what she had to grow up around.

  27. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, sweetie, I know it’s hard. Write mommy a check, and then we’ll get coked up to our eyeballs and fist-fight a random in some club. You know that makes you feel better.”

  28. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ssshh, don’t worry, everything is going to work out… Look, I’ve still got 42 bucks and I’m pretty sure that Tanqueray is on sale at Rite Aid this week.”

  29. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    Commented on this photo:

    Time to make that porno movie Lindsay.

  30. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    You had to know this would bring Dina out from under her rock.

  31. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m actually starting to feel a little sorry for Lindsay.

  32. Lindsay Lohan And Mom Dina Hug After Drunken Possibly Cocaine Fueled Brawl
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh No! What will Lindsay do? Drug dealers don’t work on credit.

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