BREAKING: Lindsay and Dina Consumed Alcohol To Prevent Tremors

August 22nd, 2011 // 142 Comments

Phew, Lindsay’s in the front seat. For a minute there I thought this poor bastard wasn’t going to get paid.

Seen here leaving Kim Kardashian’s wedding every shade of freckle-hammered, Lindsay Lohan reportedly spent the entire reception knocking back shots with her mom which is exactly what you want to encourage a recovering alcoholic on probation to do. It’s the secret 14th step right after, “If your mother’s a gin-fueled hosebeast that pimped you to Disney at a young age so she wouldn’t have to get a real job, you can go ahead and ignore all that other shit.” RadarOnline reports:

“She was drinking and partying hard,” insider said. “I saw her order shots from the bar.”
Mom Dina didn’t seem to mind. She was sitting right with her daughters as Lindsay enjoyed several drinks.
Although still on probation, with community service and counseling requirements to be met, Lindsay has no restrictions on drinking and she was not driving.

And thus concludes our coverage of the Kardashian wedding. On that note, some of our more savvy readers may have noticed I fell right into their trap because a post like this is the sole reason Lindsay Lohan was invited in the first place, so, yes, in a way I did. But in another way, I also posted photos of her cleavage flopping all over the place. I don’t know how that excuses the other, but for a minute let’s presuppose we live in a world where looking at breasts causes people to lose their train of thought. And that’s why the penguin told me to seek the talisman.

Photo: AKM Images, INFdaily

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    DeucePickle
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    Those are some low hanging hams

  2. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    Deryn
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    Badly lit and unremarkable … I guess Tyler Shields must have taken these.

  3. Matt

    In every picture like this there’s always a driver saying it all with his eyes. “I’m afraid. So very, very afraid.”

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    DeucePickle
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    You gotta respect Dina for wearing silver Ace Frehley Destroyer boots under that dress

  5. Woody Long

    This was a whore – a – thon ! If this is as good as Lindsay and Dina can look , they should both give up any dreams of motion pictures

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    sooooooosuperficial
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    Might be a decent gangbang, but only while I’m wearing a full body condom.

    • Ellis Havercamp

      You would want to flush her out with penicillin first , then a good scrub with steel wool and Mr clean , or even kerosene

  7. Todd Hockney

    Linds should give up – She can’t say no to a bottle , a line , or anyone’s genitals

  8. iloveyouguysGODDAMMAAT ♥♥ *hic *B3LCH..

  9. Ellis Havercamp

    The driver is hearing drunken cackling and seriously wants to put his fist down someone’s throat

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    NYC I Banker
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    It was BLACK or WHITE attire only FUCKTARD!

  11. Cristina

    I think Lindsay looks great in this photo. Sad, I know

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    Pirate Hunter
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    Hilary Duff really filled out over the weekend…

  13. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    wtf
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    Lindsay’s got a bad case of Heidi Montag going on.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    TomFrank
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    It’s like they’re sisters. Fifty-year-old sisters.

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    Uncle Phil
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    “With that pile of coke, Mom and I are down. But, you’re gonna need to add a basic cable movie deal to it if you wanna us to bring in Ali.”

  16. Ty Webb

    She looks good enough to be a greeter at Applebee’s . Motion picture actress – not so much

  17. Ellis Havercamp

    The bright note here is that they actually failed to invite snooki , which shows that they have some level of taste among whores , which is a seeming miracle

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    echarlotte
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    the dress code was white and black…

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    Marcie
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    This hotel looks cheaper then these guests. WTF

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    Marty
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    “Uhh…Has anyone seen my career?”

  21. Ryan

    Disgusting people going to a tacky overpriced faux wedding thrown by disgusting people. LOVELY!

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    tlmck
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    Is that Oprah laughing in the back seat!

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    Nick
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    somebody call charlie brown – we found the great pumpkin

  24. frank

    She just did a job so she had $$ to buy a gift. She returned to acting in the new Miggs video: http://youtu.be/CCxM6IGCIuQ

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    Bobin
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    Step away from the botox.

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    Bobin
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    OMG her hand looks like it’s 70 years old. lmao

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    lori
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    Her face is swollen and puffy from alcohol abuse. I recognize this from watching my friend go through the last stages of chronic alcoholism. She died 2 years ago at the age of 31 from an alcohol-related seizure. Linsdsay’s not long for this world if she doesn’t get serious help.

  28. butt juice

    Color me fucking shocked. I bet White Oprah held her hair back as she vomited all over the neighbors yard, too.

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    hrm
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    Since when did Dina and scary spice become so chummy?

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    Kat
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    I know most of that stuff on the floor and bench is to try and make her look good enough to be seen by people, but her house just looks like a crowded, dirty dump.

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    Kat
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    I keep clicking to the next picture, expecting to see the one with her face down, passed out.

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    Buttercup
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    She’s been experimenting with fillers. Her cheeks are full and huge.

  33. ribobura osserotto

    WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DON’T HURT ME

  34. mmarie

    Who the freak would play the roles of children in film if not for the hard working parents who send their children to the right interviews, and bust their butts coaching them and getting them the correct acting lessons, dance lessons, speech lessons etc. What moron wrote up this report?

    • The Superficial Kid

      How , when and where was Dina ever a hard – working parent ?
      She saw her kids as a golden ticket to the good life . If you wonder why Lindsay is vain and self – centered , just look at her mom.

  35. Phillipe Le Chiffere

    Privileged, self – important , vain , delusional narcissistic Mother and daughter !
    If only they had some value besides exchanging oxygen for carbon dioxide . They contribute nothing to the world except as an object lesson in a life lived poorly

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    senpai
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    she looks like she is 55.

  37. lyssyn

    They look like after and after meth. (Not b4 and after)!! HORRIBLE!!!

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    jmort
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    Wait. Did she seriously wear a wedding dress to Kim K’s wedding? And didn’t get kicked out? Wait. Why the hell was she invited to this wedding anyway!??! This story makes no sense.

  39. Lola

    The look on that poor drivers face says it all, LOL. Poor bastard.

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    jaime
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    she wore white to a wedding? i’m a guy and i know you don’t do that!

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    anonym
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    these are some hot sisters.

    keep drinking, lindsay

  42. anonym

    she looks 50. holy shit.

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    Charles
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    How OLD is this bitch again?? My 90 year old grandmother looks more Springy!
    -_-

  44. Michael

    All the pictures above are beyond comical. From the Miley Cyrus-looking chick next to Lindsay to the beside-myself driver all the way to the right. And Lindsay still looks like hell. But I guess like Megan Fox, people have gluttony for celebrities melting down. The difference is that Megan doesn’t have Lohan-esque mannerisms of getting wasted into oblivion.

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    Wow!! She looks older than her mom. I can’t believe she is 25 she looks 45!!!!!!!

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    ally
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    the white dress makes her teeth look super yellow…

    right its the…dress…that does that…

  47. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    LIZ
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    Wow. Ridden hard and put away wet. Oh and not to mention she committed the biggest, rudest wedding faux pas. NOBODY except the bride is to wear a white dress. Stupid B*TCH

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    joejoe
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    she needs to go back to a red head but either way watchin here on tv and grown up at the same age i would enjoy getn with her

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    Jer Ruby
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    First I’d do Lindsay, then her mom, then gran

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    macks rude
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    beauty is not everything, but that (lindsay in that dress) is themost lovely thing ever.

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