Phew, Lindsay’s in the front seat. For a minute there I thought this poor bastard wasn’t going to get paid.
Seen here leaving Kim Kardashian’s wedding every shade of freckle-hammered, Lindsay Lohan reportedly spent the entire reception knocking back shots with her mom which is exactly what you want to encourage a recovering alcoholic on probation to do. It’s the secret 14th step right after, “If your mother’s a gin-fueled hosebeast that pimped you to Disney at a young age so she wouldn’t have to get a real job, you can go ahead and ignore all that other shit.” RadarOnline reports:
“She was drinking and partying hard,” insider said. “I saw her order shots from the bar.”
Mom Dina didn’t seem to mind. She was sitting right with her daughters as Lindsay enjoyed several drinks.
Although still on probation, with community service and counseling requirements to be met, Lindsay has no restrictions on drinking and she was not driving.
And thus concludes our coverage of the Kardashian wedding. On that note, some of our more savvy readers may have noticed I fell right into their trap because a post like this is the sole reason Lindsay Lohan was invited in the first place, so, yes, in a way I did. But in another way, I also posted photos of her cleavage flopping all over the place. I don’t know how that excuses the other, but for a minute let’s presuppose we live in a world where looking at breasts causes people to lose their train of thought. And that’s why the penguin told me to seek the talisman.
Photo: AKM Images, INFdaily
i’m pretty sure she gets paid to get drunk on events nowadays
I thought Lindsay didn’t have any money? What kind of gift did she give the pair of whores? Or does that file under one of the “freebies” Kim and Kris received?
Nice friends they invited. The idea is to invite those that actually HAVE money and not drink your entire bar. Fucking raving thieves.
Well, she bought those “rocks” and crystals for Kim of course!
I’m sure Lindsay scavanged around her hoards of clothing and chotchkes to dig up something and regifted it….or stole it.
Stole it. She definitely stole it.
Heh Kim will probably recognize it.
The driver looks fucking thrilled.
Shocker !! *gasps* NOT !! The pair of them look like retarded cousins … or bastards at a family reunion ? lol Kim Kardashian is even stupider (is that a word?) than I thought, if that’s possible, if she invited this sorry fucking pair to her wedding. Every possible kind of GROSS.
Stupider has become an acceptable word but, even if it wasn’t a word, it still works here. I think stupiderest would work too.
Excellent … now looking forward to the inevitable divorce, and a compelling Lohan event … preferably one that removes both her AND her blood-sucking, lying, botoxed-to-the-hilt excuse for a mother from all media coverage – permanently.
She wore white to the fucking wedding???? What a douche bag! FAIL!
Hence, the lack of taste on both parts – Lohans and Kardashians.
everyone was required to wear white or black.
TMI DUDE…..TMI!
I think you should have to do a shot every time you acknowledge that you know a detail of the Kardashian wedding independent of this site.
hah i’ll do shots regardless. but it’s not like that one detail wasn’t all over the internet last weekend..
I’m on the verge of alcoholic poisoning – can we just try and shoot a Kardashian instead?
really looking nasty.
I still would.
Tits! If she always looked like this I’d do her. But any other time, no…because you can see her liver spots.
Is wearing white to a wedding suddenly acceptable? Oh Linds.
Milkaholics ALWAYS wear white.
Has anyone told her you aren’t suppose to wear white to a wedding that is now theirs?
not theirs.*
the “strict dress code” that Kim requested was black and white..she is so full of it
At first glance, I thought the headline said, “Lindsay and Dina Consumed Alcohol To Prevent TUMORS”
And the sad thing is, it totally makes sense if you know Lindsay.
I love that Lindsay Lohan wore solid white to the Kardashian wedding. She just went up two notches in my book, and she awas already up pretty far for her ability to chug an entire bottle of gin. Also this reminds me of the epsiode of the office where Kelly wears a white dress to Phylis’ wedding :
(explaining herself to Pam) “Um, there was an emergency)
(immediately followed by her talking to the camera people only) “I look awesome it white”
Haha! Great episode!
Everyone was required to wear black or white to the wedding
great tits!
I hope you’re being ironic. The last time I saw one of her pasty nipples, I kind of threw up. She’s got the tits of a 50 year old.
This guy has the creepiest job in the world, having to put the final touches on Madame Tussauds new wax figures
looks like she’s getting a pre-wedding face lift
poor driver realizes the only right thing to do is an oncoming train.
I thought the pancake buffet was a little tacky.
If you get that freckle crotch any closer I’ll shoot my protective crotch rocket at it.
I wonder if they played that Pitbull song at the reception that mentions Lindsey?
Baby Spice and Chelsea Handler look younger than usual.
I wouldn’t mind seeing some lindsay and dina wincest.
She should wear a wig more often….she looks about 8 years younger
Of course she wears white to a wedding when she isn’t the bride.
No wonder the posts were late today.
The driver’s expression says it all.
indeed.
isn’t that scary spice in the back seat looking…scary?
the wedding was a black & white event… meaning only wear those colors…for whatever reason…
Her lips look completely ridiculous. And she looks so much older than her age. Partying does terrible things for the aging process.
…aaaannd my nostalgia boner for Lindsay is now officially gone. I had trouble articulating why at first, but then I realized it was because she looks like a (more) beatdown version of Ivana Trump in these pictures.
pssssst: “Hellraiser” behind the wheel, folks?
A) Lindsay Lohan looks like Goldie Hawn, who is like half a century older than her.
B) Who the fuck wears white to someone else’s wedding?
No shit! Wtf?
the stupid wedding had a theme, black and white,
Whoever is laughing looks like she has the most annoying laugh ever and that poor driver looks looks he’s about to pull a suicide mission and kill them all.
It’s a great pic.
her mom looks better.
Looks like there is already a strain on her white dress. (On our left side, her right.) Kind of right under the V.
Strain=stain
Not quite awake yet.
The Driver’s look says it all “Kill me now, please”
Awesome dress.
She’ll always have fans with big boobs like that and….
Good choice to keep the daylight in the rear. Prematurely aged hagface doesn’t show so much.
Lindsay’s tits distracted me for a second , but – Doesn’t she look really bad?
face is puffy , and awful. What drug can you take that puffs up your face ?
It’s probably bloat from alcohol.
It’s not a drug, it’s from having Ronson’s rancid snail trail wiped all over her face.
A puffy face is a sign of a long term alcoholic.
Shitty hair and a puffy face – not even big tits can make up for that !
What has she done to her face? It looks swollen and extremely puffy. Her cheeks look like balloons. She is “Balloon Face”
It was a black and white wedding. That is why she is in white. A lot of the guests wore white.
Orange
At every Lohan gathering, there is a white-haired driver in the foreground saying it all with his eyes…
What kind of bitch wears a white gown to someone else’s wedding?! Kim shoulda kicked that skank out.
She looks like her mother’s sister here. Sad.
Icing on the cake of disaster…Lindsay wears a white dress to a wedding that isn’t hers…a girl can only dream. Trash!
People wore black or white. It was the dress code. A lot of people wore white. HER BRIDESMAIDS wore white.
Those are quite the bags under her eyes, you’d think with all the other plastic surgery she’s had done she would fix that.
What the hell is wrong with her face?! Looks like her ass cheeks somehow ended up in her face! :P
Actually I believe Kim required her guests to wear white or black. I don’t think Kim wore a traditional white gown, though I haven’t seen in yet.
why is lindsay wearing white?
Just shows you how unobservant the Superficial crowd is…what Lindsay looks in the picture at the top is….fed up….as in completely had it with “Mommy Orangest”.
Even in the pictures of her posing with her Mom, Lindsay looks like she would like to be anywhere but next to Dina…..these two are a class act…..unfortunately the class is “Trailer Trash Whore”…..
Lindsay is supposedly an adult who could kick her enablers to the curb any time she wants to.
Leave it to Lindsay to wear friggin’ WHITE to a wedding! God, she’s such a famewhore.
It was BLACK or WHITE attire only SHIT4BRAINS!
It was BLACK or WHITE attire only FUCKTURD!
Lindsay wore white so Kimmy would not jump her bones.
Now mommy is going to show you how to drink at a wedding. You’ll be fine. Just follow my lead.
LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK! LINDSAY IS ALLOWED TO DRINK!
Lindsay settle down.
Dina , we know it’s you
And it’s a very good idea that she does, because she has proven herself so responsible and law-abiding and a fucking rocket scientist in the brain pan.