BREAKING: Lindsay and Dina Consumed Alcohol To Prevent Tremors

August 22nd, 2011 // 142 Comments

Phew, Lindsay’s in the front seat. For a minute there I thought this poor bastard wasn’t going to get paid.

Seen here leaving Kim Kardashian’s wedding every shade of freckle-hammered, Lindsay Lohan reportedly spent the entire reception knocking back shots with her mom which is exactly what you want to encourage a recovering alcoholic on probation to do. It’s the secret 14th step right after, “If your mother’s a gin-fueled hosebeast that pimped you to Disney at a young age so she wouldn’t have to get a real job, you can go ahead and ignore all that other shit.” RadarOnline reports:

“She was drinking and partying hard,” insider said. “I saw her order shots from the bar.”
Mom Dina didn’t seem to mind. She was sitting right with her daughters as Lindsay enjoyed several drinks.
Although still on probation, with community service and counseling requirements to be met, Lindsay has no restrictions on drinking and she was not driving.

And thus concludes our coverage of the Kardashian wedding. On that note, some of our more savvy readers may have noticed I fell right into their trap because a post like this is the sole reason Lindsay Lohan was invited in the first place, so, yes, in a way I did. But in another way, I also posted photos of her cleavage flopping all over the place. I don’t know how that excuses the other, but for a minute let’s presuppose we live in a world where looking at breasts causes people to lose their train of thought. And that’s why the penguin told me to seek the talisman.

Photo: AKM Images, INFdaily

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    telesputnik
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    i’m pretty sure she gets paid to get drunk on events nowadays

  2. Facebook Me

    I thought Lindsay didn’t have any money? What kind of gift did she give the pair of whores? Or does that file under one of the “freebies” Kim and Kris received?

    Nice friends they invited. The idea is to invite those that actually HAVE money and not drink your entire bar. Fucking raving thieves.

  3. Jack Ketch

    Shocker !! *gasps* NOT !! The pair of them look like retarded cousins … or bastards at a family reunion ? lol Kim Kardashian is even stupider (is that a word?) than I thought, if that’s possible, if she invited this sorry fucking pair to her wedding. Every possible kind of GROSS.

    • kimmykimkim

      Stupider has become an acceptable word but, even if it wasn’t a word, it still works here. I think stupiderest would work too.

      • Jack Ketch

        Excellent … now looking forward to the inevitable divorce, and a compelling Lohan event … preferably one that removes both her AND her blood-sucking, lying, botoxed-to-the-hilt excuse for a mother from all media coverage – permanently.

  4. Hola

    She wore white to the fucking wedding???? What a douche bag! FAIL!

  5. Buddy the Elf

    really looking nasty.

  6. Tommy

    I still would.

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    General Disarray
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    Tits! If she always looked like this I’d do her. But any other time, no…because you can see her liver spots.

  8. Layla

    Is wearing white to a wedding suddenly acceptable? Oh Linds.

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    Danielle
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    Has anyone told her you aren’t suppose to wear white to a wedding that is now theirs?

  10. At first glance, I thought the headline said, “Lindsay and Dina Consumed Alcohol To Prevent TUMORS”

    And the sad thing is, it totally makes sense if you know Lindsay.

  11. Jill

    I love that Lindsay Lohan wore solid white to the Kardashian wedding. She just went up two notches in my book, and she awas already up pretty far for her ability to chug an entire bottle of gin. Also this reminds me of the epsiode of the office where Kelly wears a white dress to Phylis’ wedding :
    (explaining herself to Pam) “Um, there was an emergency)
    (immediately followed by her talking to the camera people only) “I look awesome it white”

    • Freaky

      I hope you’re being ironic. The last time I saw one of her pasty nipples, I kind of threw up. She’s got the tits of a 50 year old.

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    kris
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    This guy has the creepiest job in the world, having to put the final touches on Madame Tussauds new wax figures

  13. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    zomgbie
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    poor driver realizes the only right thing to do is an oncoming train.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
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    I thought the pancake buffet was a little tacky.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
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    If you get that freckle crotch any closer I’ll shoot my protective crotch rocket at it.

  16. Facebook Me

    I wonder if they played that Pitbull song at the reception that mentions Lindsey?

  17. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
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    Baby Spice and Chelsea Handler look younger than usual.

  18. herpaderp

    I wouldn’t mind seeing some lindsay and dina wincest.

  19. Deacon Jones

    She should wear a wig more often….she looks about 8 years younger

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    FussyHussy
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    Of course she wears white to a wedding when she isn’t the bride.

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    Rough's calzone
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    No wonder the posts were late today.

  22. anonymoose

    The driver’s expression says it all.

  23. sarah

    isn’t that scary spice in the back seat looking…scary?

  24. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    sarah
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    the wedding was a black & white event… meaning only wear those colors…for whatever reason…

  25. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    Sue
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    Her lips look completely ridiculous. And she looks so much older than her age. Partying does terrible things for the aging process.

  26. JC

    …aaaannd my nostalgia boner for Lindsay is now officially gone. I had trouble articulating why at first, but then I realized it was because she looks like a (more) beatdown version of Ivana Trump in these pictures.

  27. forrest gump

    pssssst: “Hellraiser” behind the wheel, folks?

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    TheLando
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    A) Lindsay Lohan looks like Goldie Hawn, who is like half a century older than her.

    B) Who the fuck wears white to someone else’s wedding?

  29. Whoever is laughing looks like she has the most annoying laugh ever and that poor driver looks looks he’s about to pull a suicide mission and kill them all.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    My Left Nut
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    her mom looks better.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    Moxie
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    Looks like there is already a strain on her white dress. (On our left side, her right.) Kind of right under the V.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    Moxie
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    Strain=stain

    Not quite awake yet.

  33. SSHGuru

    The Driver’s look says it all “Kill me now, please”

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    Cock Dr
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    Awesome dress.
    She’ll always have fans with big boobs like that and….
    Good choice to keep the daylight in the rear. Prematurely aged hagface doesn’t show so much.

  35. Al Czervik

    Lindsay’s tits distracted me for a second , but – Doesn’t she look really bad?
    face is puffy , and awful. What drug can you take that puffs up your face ?

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    Jess
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    What has she done to her face? It looks swollen and extremely puffy. Her cheeks look like balloons. She is “Balloon Face”

    It was a black and white wedding. That is why she is in white. A lot of the guests wore white.

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    better than ezra
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    Orange

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    jeep
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    At every Lohan gathering, there is a white-haired driver in the foreground saying it all with his eyes…

  39. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    Julie
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    What kind of bitch wears a white gown to someone else’s wedding?! Kim shoulda kicked that skank out.

  40. Clarence Beeks

    She looks like her mother’s sister here. Sad.

  41. Larissa

    Icing on the cake of disaster…Lindsay wears a white dress to a wedding that isn’t hers…a girl can only dream. Trash!

    • Clarence Beeks

      People wore black or white. It was the dress code. A lot of people wore white. HER BRIDESMAIDS wore white.

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    Knippy
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    Those are quite the bags under her eyes, you’d think with all the other plastic surgery she’s had done she would fix that.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    Pia
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    What the hell is wrong with her face?! Looks like her ass cheeks somehow ended up in her face! :P

  44. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    Meh
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    Actually I believe Kim required her guests to wear white or black. I don’t think Kim wore a traditional white gown, though I haven’t seen in yet.

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    cabora
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    why is lindsay wearing white?

  46. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    The Critical Crassness
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    Just shows you how unobservant the Superficial crowd is…what Lindsay looks in the picture at the top is….fed up….as in completely had it with “Mommy Orangest”.
    Even in the pictures of her posing with her Mom, Lindsay looks like she would like to be anywhere but next to Dina…..these two are a class act…..unfortunately the class is “Trailer Trash Whore”…..

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    Misery
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    Leave it to Lindsay to wear friggin’ WHITE to a wedding! God, she’s such a famewhore.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Kim Kardashian Wedding
    Sardonic
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    Now mommy is going to show you how to drink at a wedding. You’ll be fine. Just follow my lead.

  49. Nate

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