Lindsay Lohan Continues To Grab Life By The Horns And Suck Them For $100,000

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Remember back in December, when Lindsay Lohan was still working as the world’s shittiest thief instead of her new gig infecting rich men with HIV? Well, it turns out the IRS was watching the whole time and they don’t accept ‘throat dollars.’ via Radar:

Lindsay Lohan will have to pay a hefty gift tax on the $250,000 worth of swanky furniture that was given to her by the producers of the hit Bravo reality television show, Million Dollar Decorator, because the troubled starlet refused to participate in the big reveal

Wait, she refused to participate in something she willfully agreed to? I don’t believe it, there’s just no way Lindsay would ever do someth– Cue pornstar & Lindsay’s co-star of The Canyons, James Deen with example #342,672 of this exact pattern of behavior. via The Daily Beast

I can’t speak for her, but we were all hanging out, joking around, and it was the three of us naked in bed—and Lindsay was half naked—and then she all of a sudden was like, “Could you guys put your clothes back on? I’m feeling really uncomfortable.” And then we were like, “Ugh, OK.” So we put our robes back on, but she was still lying on the bed topless, and we were like, “Well, what about you?” And she was like, “No! I can be naked, but you can’t be!” We were like, “All right … Whatever you need.”

Which I’m assuming is the exact moment a dump truck full of coke burst through the wall as per Lindsay’s rider. You see, she wasn’t being difficult after all, she was just waiting on what she was owed. Deen continued, “After we wrapped the scene, some L.A. County Sheriff showed up saying something about skid row and kicking a homeless guy to death. At first I was weirded out, but thought back to lunch when they brought her the still-beating heart of a newborn to eat and just figured it’s a Hollywood thing I’m not hip to yet.”