Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out of Community Service, ‘They Were Mean,’ She Says

October 14th, 2011 // 93 Comments

Apparently tooth decay isn’t Lindsay Lohan‘s biggest problem this week. Turns out she just got kicked out of her community service program because – you’ll never believe this – she barely showed up or did but late and only for an hour. Except clearly these people have it out for her is what you’re about to read. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends … she was unfairly booted from the Downtown Women’s Center … insisting the staff was REALLY mean to her from the second she arrived.
Lohan has assured her inner circle … she did everything she was asked to do while performing her court-ordered community service at the L.A. center over the past few months … and NEVER showed up late.

Ah, yes, volunteers at a women’s abuse shelters dealing with serious, real-life issues. Never will you see a more twisted hive of scum and villainy – who hate pretty people. In the meantime, if you’re thinking, well, surely Lindsay’s at least attending counseling, how hard can that be? AHAHAHAHA!

Lindsay Lohan has violated the judge’s order in her probation case by not seeing a psychologist at least once a week … TMZ has learned … and that may be enough to send her to the slammer.
Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear to Lindsay during her sentence last May … she MUST see the shrink every week, but she has not. We’re told one of her excuses is that she’s been working out of the country, but Judge Sautner made it extremely clear … work is not an excuse for failing to comply with the terms of probation.

I like how they say work won’t be an excuse because not only will we find out it is in an excuse but prostitution also counts. “The important thing is she tried,” they’ll say before patting her head and handing her a map of the most heavily populated pedestrian roads. “Go get ‘em, champ!” (And by ‘”em” they mean babies. Because Lindsay Lohan runs over babies.)

Photos: Getty

The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.


  1. Buddy the Elf

    Just die already.

  2. Tyrone Biggums

    Bitch needs new teeth stat!

    • Emma92

      I totally agree. Have you seen her interview. I’ve seen it on C E L E B U R . C O M i think its still up.

  3. Veronika Larsson

    Sigh. Does the judge just talk to hear the sound of her own voice? It’s clear that Lindsay can do whatever she wants with no consequences. OK, we get it, so just let LiLo do what she wants, which is to self-destruct.

    Lindsay has made it quite clear she’s not interested in “rehabilitating” herself; she’s given up on an acting career and instead is latching onto sugar daddies. She’s rapidly losing her looks and God only knows where she’ll be in five years, if she’s not dead.

    One thing for sure: it won’t be any place good. Lindsay has used up all her chances and made it clear she doesn’t want any more. So be it.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
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    at least her boobs still look cool

  5. TomFrank

    “They were mean, you guys. ‘Put on a bra!’ they kept telling me. I mean, come on!”

  6. Jack Ketch

    Huge shock to me, this news. NOT. According to her mother, “she’s just a young woman trying to survive Hollywood.” Have you ever heard a bigger load of bullshit ?

    • Buddy the Elf

      Yea. Anytime a Kardashian speaks.

    • browny

      You judge too harshly. I mean, I can see definite parallels between ‘surviving Hollywood’ and er, surviving Afghanistan or living in a women’s shelter… really, the same kind of issues are evident. And poor Linds is doing her best to get through the endless nightclubs and shopping trips…

      Her mother is a drop kick. Apple don’t fall far from the tree.

  7. stratacat

    it’s not even funny anymore. nothing and no one can help her at this point.

  8. forrest gump

    the witch has the nerves tosay ‘MEAN’??

  9. forrest gump

    pssssssst: HER TEETH ARE ROTTING, folks.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
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    It’s funny how gorgeous pics like this one show she still has it to some extent, ut she just won’t realize it and keeps self-destructing… :/

  11. it had to be said

    Still nice tits tho.

    • Inmate 12236969

      Nice fake ones.

    • Jack Ketch

      Nice ? She is 25 and has the rack of a 60 year-old … have some standards, mate, lol.

    • Buddy the Elf

      Go to the super market, video store, beach, local school – hell go to the dentist and you’ll see great tits without the fucked up, splotchy skin, Meth teeth, stoned out eyes and diva personality. Apparently you just wont see Lohan there.

      Tits are everywhere – if she wasnt famous nobody would give her a second look on the street other than to say “Ewww.”

  12. This is just sad now.On one hand, I feel sorry for her bc her parents are the biggest bunch of enabling fuckups I’ve ever seen in my life, but on the other, she’s too damn old too be acting like a spoiled child. She had the money to go to therapy and get her life in check and distance herself from her family, but she chose drugs and partying and blew it.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
    Michael D
    Commented on this photo:

    So basically she’s a younger Courtney Love, just with a bigger rack, right?

  14. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
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    she looks beautiful at first glance… but then you realize she is wearing a wrinkled/dirty dress, no nail polish on her dirty nails and she has yuck mouth under those awful inflated lips.. so sad.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
    damn your eyes man!
    Commented on this photo:

    DAH those busted legs…if you insist on skirts at least throw on some hose

  16. Holland

    NOTHING will happen, come courtday. For Linsey it will just be another fashion/photo opportunity

    The judge will make a frowny face

    She’s get a pad on the head and a reminder to pretty please finish the community service before her end-date (somewhere in 2012) and she back to doing blow&giving blowjobs

    Dream on if you think this time will be different

  17. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    I smell coke. HENCHMEN! TO YOUR HORSES!!!

  18. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    In a related storyL Lilo has signed on to play the MILF in the final chapter of the “American Pie” travesty because… fucking look at her, dude.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Show us your purty teef.

  20. wow getting booted out of a volunteer job takes work. nice tits though. i mean NIIIIIIIIIEEESH. good luck in court ~

  21. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    maaan!! what’s up with those teeth!!! I think it’s the first time I’ve ever looked at her teeth, she’s always stealing the show with a cleavage…

  22. “They didn’t even have that deli tray full of coke that I requested. I mean, come on.”

  23. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That dress has seen better days…she looks as if she just rolled off the couch and grabbed something crumpled at the bottom of her closet.

  24. Steelerchick

    Leave it to her to get kicked out of Community Service!! Who the fuck does that??

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      I know, right? I have a buddy who’s washing cop cars for 3 months for his. Should I tell him to get a hold LiHo for advice?

    • archies_leach

      Uummm….. community service in downtown Los Angeles’s skid row. Even the druggie boozed out skids on the streets of downtown Los Angeles want nothing to “beautiful movie star” lindsay…..

  25. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
    Bob Hopeless
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    Someone should get her into porn before she sags into oblivion.

  26. Inmate 12236969

    It’s understandable bitches can’t work together.

  27. right

    Judge Sautner is already proved there are no consequences. Why should this ho comply with the court. You’re on my deadpool list bitch, don’t let me down.

  28. Venom

    If she honestly lives another 3 years I will be impressed.

  29. CranAppleSnapple

    Her asshole publicist said “People are dying in the world, there are wars and poverty, I refuse to talk about Lindsay’s teeth.”
    You know you’ve really got nothing to say for yourself when you have to try and deflect the conversation to the something entirely unrelated, like the starving kids of Africa. “I know I didn’t do any of my homework and didn’t pay my rent, but the point is the kids in Africa!!”

    • @Cran: Outstanding rhetorical analysis. +1.

      I noticed in her publicist’s statement that he referred to her an an “actress.” Is this one of those things like “Mr. President” where you get to keep the title even if you aren’t doing the job anymore?

    • Tootles

      Even more delusional was the fact that that cunt of a publicist actually had the nerve to say “it is widely believed that LIndsey is one of the most stunning actresses of our time” or some shit like that. Bitch please, who the hell believes Lindsey is stunning except Lindsey and her cunt whore mother?

  30. JC

    “I left my abusive husband to try to live a better life, not deal with Lindsay Lohan,” said an anonymous resident. “All of a sudden, getting punched in the face doesn’t seem so bad.”

  31. Carla

    eewwww … ho ever heard of WHITE STRIPS?

  32. Tuppy

    A “celebrity” being held accountable in a California courtroom? Not gonna happen, and our little cokesponge knows it.

  33. At this point, I’m just waiting for her to rob a place at gunpoint. A lot of people are betting on death but I’m thinking violent crime will come first.

  34. Rupert Giles

    I keep vacillating between loving this and hating it. A slow motion death scene.

    I want to see her court crying video again. Maybe that will clear things up.

    • Frank Burns

      No shrink in his or her right mind (ha!) would take this guaranteed failure on anyway. Okay, maybe Dr. Drew, he’s got to be used to failing with celebrities by now.

  35. Uh huh

    Geebus… now she’s talking like paris hilton. “They were being mean to me” – the excuse of the braindead entitled dumbass…

  36. Big trouble coming her way

    Several things here:

    1) She’s going to be asked why she hasn’t done much of her community service – she’ll say she was working but the judge will say that’s no acceptable excuse.
    2) She’s going to be asked why she didn’t follow orders of volunteer work in 4 hour shifts – she’ll have no acceptable excuse.
    3) She’s going to be asked why she hasn’t gone to any counseling sessions – her excuse of “I can’t afford it” is going to be called out. The judge will ask why she can’t afford it if one of her excuses for no counseling was “I was working”, and she’s going to ask for her financial records & make her prove it – she won’t be able to.

    Basically, she’s fucked, and she’s fucked because she’s a stupid arrogant entitled little girl. I hope they toss her stupid ass in jail general population & she gets the shit beaten out of her on a daily basis…

    • Frank Burns

      All of that is true, but none of that will matter.

    • Tootles

      Will believe it when I see it. Kind of doubt it, this bitch should have been in the slammer a long time ago. If she wasn’t dragged off to the clink for missing her court date because her ass was snorting drugs in France, kind of doubt she will be put in jail now.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
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    She’s always the victim

  38. Tootles

    They were mean to her? Please, they probably asked her to brush her mangy teeth once in a while, bitch is way too sensitive.

  39. anonym

    this bitch has been given too many chances.

    she’s irresponsible, reckless. she can’t change.
    Just forget it, and throw her in jail.

  40. KumaTenshi

    Her new defence is clearly to turn into a ghost and therefore, the judge can’t rule on her because she is in another plane of existence. Spiritually, that is.

    “Yes, your honor, my client has done so much meth her skin went so white she is literally now a ghost. In fact, she’s sitting right beside me as we speak banging some guys for more meth. It’s a hideous sight. You can only see her with special glasses now”

  41. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
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    This chick looks about 4 months away from the Grimm Reaper showing up at her door.

  42. anonymous

    she was kicked out because she was only blowing at dudes at 10 minutes a pop.

    earning her community service hours was taking forever and some guys actually wanted her to brush her fucking teeth in between.

  43. imabrat

    “They were mean” translates to….”They were not starstruck when they gazed upon me.”

  44. ace11

    She’s awesome

    Leave her alone

  45. cc

    ‘the staff was REALLY mean to her from the second she arrived.’

    Translation: They couldn’t stand dealing with someone who has breath that smells like a compostable-recycling bin filled with a pile of cigarette ashes dumped on top of old Kraft dinner .

  46. You all are just sad, please post a picture of yourself when you make a comment to substantiate your your comments! If you don’t look better, than shut up!!!

  47. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
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    What’s her IQ?

    I’m interested because I want to know how far it has to go before its high enough for her to qualify for sapience. I don’t count the ability to use a coke spoon and tool use by the way.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
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    AS tool use. Nuts! Guess that counts me out too :(

  49. Gary B

    This is the reason LiLo cannot get wok, she cannot even sow up to her court appointed service. Demi Lovato goes into treatment and SHE is ACTUALLY working to get better and inspiring other to do the same.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Paris
    Captain Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh yeah, because liver spots are sooo hot…

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