Apparently tooth decay isn’t Lindsay Lohan‘s biggest problem this week. Turns out she just got kicked out of her community service program because – you’ll never believe this – she barely showed up or did but late and only for an hour. Except clearly these people have it out for her is what you’re about to read. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan is telling friends … she was unfairly booted from the Downtown Women’s Center … insisting the staff was REALLY mean to her from the second she arrived.
Lohan has assured her inner circle … she did everything she was asked to do while performing her court-ordered community service at the L.A. center over the past few months … and NEVER showed up late.
Ah, yes, volunteers at a women’s abuse shelters dealing with serious, real-life issues. Never will you see a more twisted hive of scum and villainy – who hate pretty people. In the meantime, if you’re thinking, well, surely Lindsay’s at least attending counseling, how hard can that be? AHAHAHAHA!
Lindsay Lohan has violated the judge’s order in her probation case by not seeing a psychologist at least once a week … TMZ has learned … and that may be enough to send her to the slammer.
Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear to Lindsay during her sentence last May … she MUST see the shrink every week, but she has not. We’re told one of her excuses is that she’s been working out of the country, but Judge Sautner made it extremely clear … work is not an excuse for failing to comply with the terms of probation.
I like how they say work won’t be an excuse because not only will we find out it is in an excuse but prostitution also counts. “The important thing is she tried,” they’ll say before patting her head and handing her a map of the most heavily populated pedestrian roads. “Go get ‘em, champ!” (And by ‘”em” they mean babies. Because Lindsay Lohan runs over babies.)
The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.