Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Buy Her Way Out of Jail Now

Lindsay Lohan is in some shit with her court-ordered community service after handing in logs that have her in two places at once and cites shaking people’s hands as community service. She also tried to count “work-shadowing” where a disadvantaged youth followed her on the job except Lindsay hasn’t been working for months, and if she was, you can’t count international hooking as community service. I’ve tried. So in a last minute Hail Mary, she somehow talked Esurance into donating $10,000 to the charity organization she supposedly work with, and I want to say this is desperate even for Lindsay Lohan’s standard, but it’s not. This is just about right. TMZ reports:

We’ve learned Lindsay told Esurance execs she’s been doing volunteer work for CSV lately because she likes what the org does for poor kids, and that’s why she asked for the donation.
Our sources say last Saturday Esurance agreed to give CSV the $10K.
The problem … Lindsay’s due back in court Wednesday because the prosecutor has challenged her community service. It’s possible the judge could ask CSV for more info about Lindsay’s community service and the money could taint the legitimacy of CSV’s response

“If we pay the $10,000, will you and your mother stop wearing products with our logos on them and telling people you have ‘infinite insurance’ after crashing into them and fleeing the scene?”
“Yes.”
“Done.”

(How that happened.)

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