Lindsay Lohan‘s house arrest ended almost an entire month ago, and at the time she couldn’t shut up about focusing on her community service and moving on with her life. So, of course, she was hauled back into court today after only completing four days. Although in her defense, the paparazzi already photographed her bringing cupcakes once, so why keep going? Just seems redundant. TMZ reports:
Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear — she is extremely impatient with Lindsay Lohan and her progress in completing probation.
Judge Sautner made it clear, Lindsay had better complete her community services within 1 year of the date of sentencing — or else! The judge said, “I’m not going to give her five extra minutes. I don’t want to hear, ‘Oh, I couldn’t do it because I was on the set of the John Gotti movie.’”
The judge was frustrated that after 2 months, Lindsay has only completed 4 days of 60 days of community service.
The judge was also upset that Lindsay had not enrolled in psychological counseling — as she’s required to do. The judge is giving her 21 days to sign up with a personal counselor — not a group counselor.
So basically Lindsay Lohan has done next to nothing to complete her probation except immediately get ass-freckled drunk, and the judge brought her into court to say how impatient she is. Oh, good. For a minute there I was afraid they wouldn’t throw the book at her. But on a serious note, wouldn’t it save taxpayers a ton of money if the court just mailed her a letter letting her off the hook every single time she violates her probation? Shit, I’ll even write it for them, and they can use it over and over again absolutely free:
Dear Ms. Lindsay D. Lohan,
Eh. Just keep doing whatever the fuck.
The California Legal System
BOOM! Money in the bank.