Lindsay Lohan’s Shooting Commercials While On House Arrest. Of Course.

If you thought Lindsay Lohan was just spending her house arrest throwing parties because she’s not subject to drug or alcohol tests, think again. She’s also filming commercials because what kind of society would we live in where celebrities got cushy sentences for flagrantly disregarding the law, yet didn’t get to make money off it? We might as well throw shit at each other and bang sabertooth tigers like on The Flintstones. TMZ reports:

Lohan got in front of the camera for an Internet penny auction site called
A rep for the company tells us Lohan was originally offered $25k for the job … which the actress turned down … but the two eventually came to terms for an undisclosed amount.
We’re also told Lindsay was also given a $10,000 credit to spend on the website.

In related news, if you own stock and/or are an investor in Beezid, now would be a good time to get your money out because these people are on fucking drugs. If you walked into their offices right now and asked to see a business plan, they’d probably hand you a flipbook of two stickmen snorting a mountain of cocaine before shrugging and saying, “Now what?” Although, admittedly, we had a similar plan last year except it involved a hose that sprayed money at strippers and our guys wore capes.

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