Lindsay Lohan Won A ‘Biggest Comeback’ Award. The Lindsay Lohan.

July 17th, 2014 // 49 Comments

When director Paul Haggis quit Scientology, the church labeled him a suppressive person and vowed to destroy his life. Which seems like an idle threat until you see him in these pictures handing Lindsay Lohan a Biggest Comeback Award, so clearly these people don’t fuck around. There’s destroying a man’s life, and then there’s crushing his soul to the point where he realizes there’s more dignity in jerking the Thetans out of Tom Cruise and locking women in the engine room of a slave ship. At least then he got a medal.

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  1. Short Round

    If by Biggest Comeback Award they mean dancing back from the edge of joining the 27 Club then yes, she fully deserves it.

  2. You have to judge Lindsay by her own benchmarks:

    *Not recently arrested for DUI or anything else–check.
    *Able to maintain pretense of being a working actress–check.
    *Rarely photographed with her train wreck of a mother–check.
    *Able to stay away from alcohol and drugs–well….

    So, yeah, she’s the Comeback Kid in the sense that she didn’t go as low as Robert Downey, Jr. But then again, she doesn’t have his talent so her “comeback” means she’s more or less functional.

    • RJD went low but came back strong and well and to boot is now helping his son though the same thing he went through. He had toughness of character and a good woman. I applaud him, as does all of Hollywood (I hope).

      • Downey had help (Mel Gibson) but he also has acting talent that Lohan just doesn’t have. Lindsay is lucky to be noticed and working at all. Come to think of it, that applies to 95% of the actors out there.

    • Ron

      Lucky, you left out that she hasn’t run over anybody in a while.
      For those of us that don’t have a door-to-door car service to get us to work everyday not having to worry about getting run-down at corners and on the sidewalk that’s a big deal.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Ischia Global Film Music Fest Gala Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Um…there’s a typo, it’s supposed to be cum-back”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m confused. What exactly was this “comeback” that the charming silver seahorse award represents?? That horrid Paul Schrader movie? The Oprah intervention? Making it to at least one rehearsal of “Speed the Plow”? Remaining above ground & breathing?

  5. joe

    It’s Biggest Cum-Splat-on-Her-Back.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Ischia Global Film Music Fest Gala Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pssst, no it’s actually The Biggest Cunt’s Back Award!”

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (………….my buzz is starting to wear off)

  8. Lindsay Lohan Ischia Global Film Music Fest Gala Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please stop smoking meth out of the seahorse. You’re ruining our award’s credibility”

  9. whatthe

    She’s going to celebrate by snortin and drinkin herself into oblivion.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    The saddest part is that she’d gladly accept the award.

  11. cc

    I drank a lot in university. I never really counted staggering to my feet after drunkenly face-planting as a ‘comeback’.

  12. JimBB

    There was a mistake. They actually meant to give her the “Most Come on Back” award.

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    madrightmeow
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she dressed up like Santa.

  14. cc

    Look everyone…the ‘one thumb downer’ is back with a vengeance! Fish, can’t you trace the IP address?

  15. There must be some mistake.
    This isn’t the “Biggest Comeback” award.
    It’s the “largest amount of come on her back” award.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Ischia Global Film Music Fest Gala Dinner
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    I wonder what her problem is.

    • I believe in many, if not all circles, it is referred to as Mental Illness. A goodly portion of her insanity is alcoholism/addiction. The rest of it is mostly indiscriminate cocksucking.

    • Mama Pinkus

      her problem is she was raised by two narcissistic, fame whore parents

      still rooting for Ms. Lohan

  17. margaret

    Yeah what? Come back from where to what? Come back from the toilet without coke on her face and cum on her lip? What did she do that is/was a “back” from coke, dick, drugs, booze, tits, jail? Isn’t she still there?

  18. I love how Lindsay Lohan actually comes here to thumb down every comment on her stories :D

  19. Pat C.

    There should be a “Go Away” award.

  20. On behalf of Britney Spears I am offended that she wasn’t awarded the same “honor” for her cluster-fuck-a-thon a few years back. Not to mention Britney has nice legs and LiLo doesn’t. (Lindsay has bigger tits, but that’s a whole different story…)

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    I’m sorry, Lindsay. There’s been a mistake. It’s supposed to be “Best Cumshot”. You still win though.

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    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    I ask-a for da Stewardess or da Nurse, but dis-a “Movie Star”, I tink-a she will be plenty good.”

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    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that grip. That’s the grip of a pro. Wazzat? Oh. Oh, I see.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Ischia Global Film Music Fest Gala Dinner
    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bitch, not yet. The cameras are still rolling!”

  25. Lindsay Lohan Ischia Global Film Music Fest Gala Dinner
    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    “Linz, your mom just sent through a text. It says, BBBJ +20, CIM +25. Does that make sense?”

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    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nowheresville, man. I thought we agreed on 500, but bitch wanted it in US dollars, not lira.”

  27. Lindsay Lohan Ischia Global Film Music Fest Gala Dinner
    Mike Anger
    Commented on this photo:

    “What? There’s still cum on my shoulder?”

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    gravityovlove
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo makes me so sad. She looks mentally and physically sick. It’s not a joke anymore.

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