Lindsay Lohan Won A ‘Biggest Comeback’ Award. The Lindsay Lohan.

When director Paul Haggis quit Scientology, the church labeled him a suppressive person and vowed to destroy his life. Which seems like an idle threat until you see him in these pictures handing Lindsay Lohan a Biggest Comeback Award, so clearly these people don’t fuck around. There’s destroying a man’s life, and then there’s crushing his soul to the point where he realizes there’s more dignity in jerking the Thetans out of Tom Cruise and locking women in the engine room of a slave ship. At least then he got a medal.

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