Lindsay Lohan Has White Powder On Her Clothes Again. I’m Sure It’s Not Coke.

September 26th, 2011 // 106 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan in Milan over the weekend where an actual designer in the fashion industry somehow thought it’d be a great idea to compensate her for modeling his clothes. – More on that later, but assume it went down like this. – So of course the next day she was spotted walking around with a strange, white powder on her dress. Granted, it could’ve been a coincidence just like it was a coincidence she couldn’t leave America without her “assistant” who doesn’t at all look like a drug dealer, and a coincidence she couldn’t stop biting her nails before entering a tiny, secret doorway to an opium den with a guy I’d bet money is in the Mafia. These are probably just photos of her going to church.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Mat

    Are we sure that’s not dried jizz?

  2. Lindsay Lohan Coke White Powder Dress Milan
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this a fisheye lens? Or is she really just that weird looking?

    • The only exercise she gets is spreading her legs, or her lips to perform sexual favors for drugs. Her muscular structure has gone slack and just sort of hangs there. I’ve seen plenty of fifty year old women in much better shape than her.

  3. delmonty

    it could just be talcum powder- i use it on my hair all the time if it gets a bit oily! some of it gets on my clothes too…

  4. Sierra

    Who cares whether or not she has coke on her dress… Can we focus on the BIG PICTURE, like who is that dress by that she’s wearing cause it is SICK!!!

    • rantatonne

      its a typical black mini-dress with mini legion of doom shoulder pads, what is so sick? I can’t tell if people are just being sarcastic on these comments…talcum powder, only if you actually bleached hair in a deep fryer would it be getting oily.

  5. azgirlgoneast

    yeahhhh, thats definitely talcum or loose concealer powder……i would think that someone with a coke habit would not be so haphazard as to spill it on his/her garments! hah

  6. Lindsay Lohan Coke White Powder Dress Milan
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    Don’t worry. She’ll vacuum all of that white stuff out of her dress with the super suction powers of her schnozz. In fact, I’m surprised she’s shown the will-power not to have taken it off in the street to take care of it already.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Coke White Powder Dress Milan
    Commented on this photo:

    And off she goes into a stupor as the last of the coke-rush fades away.

  8. CranAppleSnapple

    For chrissake PUT ON A BRA!!

  9. Venom

    She probably smeared the powered on there to hide the jizz stain that she got from the fat Indian dude.

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    Nik
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    Could be semen…

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    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    Pregnant with coke baby?

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    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t be cocaine. Do you think she would let ANY get away from her?

  13. Sin

    Definately not cocaine. She would never waste that much coke.

  14. ....just nick....

    She Looks Drunk

  15. What a retard

    Fat fake ducklips. Fake bleached white hair. Stupid trendy arm tattoo. Ridiculous looking tit job.

    Yup, she’s got it all. She’s definitely a talentless attention whoring hollywood wannabe lemming…

  16. the captain

    psssst: SHE IS JUST A DIRTY, ROTTEN SCOUNDREL.
    ………that’s all.

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    Mia
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop wearing black, you dumbass!!

  18. Carlos Esperanza

    Probably just ate a donut with powered sugar

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    C.
    Commented on this photo:

    Has anyone here ever done coke?

    Because I can assure you that in a coke-taking situation, you’re usually rather particular about getting it up your nose.

  20. Maybe she was just baking cocaine snickerdoodles.

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Commented on this photo:

    Spooge? Cocaine? A mixture of spooge and cocaine? YES…ALL OF THOSE.

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    Jay Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    Down the rabbit hole…

  23. Truth, just-ice and the rough way

    Oh sure, nothing a damp cloth couldn’t take care of. I understand Lilo, I understand.

  24. Odious_One

    It’s spooge !

  25. Odious_One

    I wiped my dick on her dress when I was done

  26. Lindsay Lohan Coke White Powder Dress Milan
    Commented on this photo:

    Pee Wee did this dance better.

  27. Professor Chaos

    She’ll probably OD within the next year so we might as well enjoy these last months of her 50 year old looking ass.

  28. LJ

    She’s in Europe and didn’t bring along the assistant that cleans the slobber off her clothes.

  29. Nelly

    I can’t believe she goes out like this, that dress is so vulgar and upsetting.

  30. andyconda

    1980s heavy metal called they want there clothes back..
    this designer likes looks from the 70s and 80s, WTF
    And they picked hupty lohan to model them?
    doesnt he know about choices? you dont pick the first road kill that comes along

    • Frank Burns

      Maybe there is a cocaine version of Thunderdome that she is dressed for . . . two men enter, one man snort?

  31. Hugh Gentry

    I love her tits. she can sniff some coke off my taint.

  32. MLVC

    maybe it is whatever the fuck it was they removed from her sisters face…or the ashes of amy whinehouse…or maybe it is her fathers man chowder remains.

  33. andyconda

    this was the first shoot. there is more to come…That means once she finds a good connection, and has fun ( all night gang bang in mens bathroom) The pics will get worse and worse..

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, that looks like a going to Sunday worship kinda outfit.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that mess on her head.
    There’s trash-tastic and then there’s just trash. LiLo is slipping down to the latter catagory. What will she do after her career blowing wealthy men for powder & party access winds down?

  36. Those Pauldron’s of Mighty Tartiness are quite fetching. They have to bestow at least a +5 to trollop.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Coke White Powder Dress Milan
    gravity kills
    Commented on this photo:

    what is that on her shoulders? she had to fight in the thunderdome to get that yay?

  38. dnkypunch

    Whats the over under date on when here teeth start falling out?

  39. gravity kills

    what is that on her shoulders? she had to fight in the thunderdome to get that yay?

  40. besty

    You can’t “sniff” crack, you smoke it. I doubt that’s coke, she would have licked it off by now.

  41. zomgbie

    dina was probably just snuggling up too close.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh shit, my septum is gone! It’s O.K., it’s O.K., just cover your uni-nostril with your hand and act cool…”

  43. Tina Turner

    WTF bitch stole my clothes

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    Chinto
    Commented on this photo:

    Not the best angle. How can a skinny 23 year old have a gunt?

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    Ay Dios mio
    Commented on this photo:

    Why, I could’ve sworn I wore that sexy thunder-dome bra .. I remember beginning to put it on .. Then – blank .. Where did it go? God I need to cut down on – what was it with breakfast today? Let’s see.. Vodka, then Prosaic, then coke – no wait, not coke – the vial was empty.. I remember upending it and shaking it and all.. Before .. I checked.. It was empt- *creeps a look down* .. Smile and strut girl! smile and strut..

  46. Poison Ivy League

    Lindsay has joined Gwar as the “Whites Stains Maggot”.

  47. Tony Montana

    she just came from an all-nighter at my place.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Coke White Powder Dress Milan
    Ay Dios mio
    Commented on this photo:

    Then.. Umm.. What was it.. that I snorted.. Oh. TAXI! TAXIIIIIIIIII…….!!!

  49. it had to be said

    Yeah, as if Lohan would allow sweet, sweet cocaine to escape like that.

  50. SarahK

    Bra?

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