Here’s Lindsay Lohan in Milan over the weekend where an actual designer in the fashion industry somehow thought it’d be a great idea to compensate her for modeling his clothes. – More on that later, but assume it went down like this. – So of course the next day she was spotted walking around with a strange, white powder on her dress. Granted, it could’ve been a coincidence just like it was a coincidence she couldn’t leave America without her “assistant” who doesn’t at all look like a drug dealer, and a coincidence she couldn’t stop biting her nails before entering a tiny, secret doorway to an opium den with a guy I’d bet money is in the Mafia. These are probably just photos of her going to church.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
Are we sure that’s not dried jizz?
Heh…jism.
Is this a fisheye lens? Or is she really just that weird looking?
The only exercise she gets is spreading her legs, or her lips to perform sexual favors for drugs. Her muscular structure has gone slack and just sort of hangs there. I’ve seen plenty of fifty year old women in much better shape than her.
it could just be talcum powder- i use it on my hair all the time if it gets a bit oily! some of it gets on my clothes too…
you’re a filthy pig, go take a shower.
Who cares whether or not she has coke on her dress… Can we focus on the BIG PICTURE, like who is that dress by that she’s wearing cause it is SICK!!!
its a typical black mini-dress with mini legion of doom shoulder pads, what is so sick? I can’t tell if people are just being sarcastic on these comments…talcum powder, only if you actually bleached hair in a deep fryer would it be getting oily.
yeahhhh, thats definitely talcum or loose concealer powder……i would think that someone with a coke habit would not be so haphazard as to spill it on his/her garments! hah
coke habit unlikely, coke problem on the other hand…catching some lines in the car they pull up to the place she hurriedly tried to get out and spills some
Maybe she’s saving it for later.
Don’t worry. She’ll vacuum all of that white stuff out of her dress with the super suction powers of her schnozz. In fact, I’m surprised she’s shown the will-power not to have taken it off in the street to take care of it already.
And off she goes into a stupor as the last of the coke-rush fades away.
For chrissake PUT ON A BRA!!
omg i know.
too far gone for that now.
She can’t even remember to close the blinds when she’s doing drugs and fucking other women’s men; how can she be expected to remember her breasts aren’t just as perky as they were a few years ago?
Belay that order! Simply remove your top. A bra is unnecessary and can even cause breathing difficulty. Removing your top (or fhe entire dress for that matter) can give your body much-needed, healing and refreshing oxygen.
hahahahaahh!
She probably smeared the powered on there to hide the jizz stain that she got from the fat Indian dude.
Could be semen…
….Powdered semen? She’s not dating Hugh Hefner as far as I know…
Pregnant with coke baby?
I can’t be cocaine. Do you think she would let ANY get away from her?
Definately not cocaine. She would never waste that much coke.
She Looks Drunk
Fat fake ducklips. Fake bleached white hair. Stupid trendy arm tattoo. Ridiculous looking tit job.
Yup, she’s got it all. She’s definitely a talentless attention whoring hollywood wannabe lemming…
what a drop in just a handful of years :(
psssst: SHE IS JUST A DIRTY, ROTTEN SCOUNDREL.
………that’s all.
Stop wearing black, you dumbass!!
Ohhhh. I was wondering what her affection for white was about.
Probably just ate a donut with powered sugar
or funnel cake…that shit gets everywhere.
Oh yeah, cuz she’s obviously such a big eater. A regular glutton, I say.
Has anyone here ever done coke?
Because I can assure you that in a coke-taking situation, you’re usually rather particular about getting it up your nose.
Maybe she was just baking cocaine snickerdoodles.
Spooge? Cocaine? A mixture of spooge and cocaine? YES…ALL OF THOSE.
Down the rabbit hole…
Oh sure, nothing a damp cloth couldn’t take care of. I understand Lilo, I understand.
It’s spooge !
I wiped my dick on her dress when I was done
As you do. That’s her receipt.
Pee Wee did this dance better.
She’ll probably OD within the next year so we might as well enjoy these last months of her 50 year old looking ass.
long as it’s not within the next 3 mos, 5 days
Wait. You DIDN’T pick Lindsay for your death pool?
i did last year, amy winehouse too, then took them off for 2011. stupid fucking me thinking rehab works. i mean it does for some…
She’s in Europe and didn’t bring along the assistant that cleans the slobber off her clothes.
I can’t believe she goes out like this, that dress is so vulgar and upsetting.
hehehe You’re cute, Nelly.
1980s heavy metal called they want there clothes back..
this designer likes looks from the 70s and 80s, WTF
And they picked hupty lohan to model them?
doesnt he know about choices? you dont pick the first road kill that comes along
Maybe there is a cocaine version of Thunderdome that she is dressed for . . . two men enter, one man snort?
I love her tits. she can sniff some coke off my taint.
maybe it is whatever the fuck it was they removed from her sisters face…or the ashes of amy whinehouse…or maybe it is her fathers man chowder remains.
this was the first shoot. there is more to come…That means once she finds a good connection, and has fun ( all night gang bang in mens bathroom) The pics will get worse and worse..
Yeah, that looks like a going to Sunday worship kinda outfit.
Look at that mess on her head.
There’s trash-tastic and then there’s just trash. LiLo is slipping down to the latter catagory. What will she do after her career blowing wealthy men for powder & party access winds down?
Those Pauldron’s of Mighty Tartiness are quite fetching. They have to bestow at least a +5 to trollop.
And you, sir or ma’am, have just leveled up with that comment.
what is that on her shoulders? she had to fight in the thunderdome to get that yay?
Whats the over under date on when here teeth start falling out?
That was supposed to day “her teeth”
That was surposed to say “say”
*Passes Dpunch the hipflask*
what is that on her shoulders? she had to fight in the thunderdome to get that yay?
You can’t “sniff” crack, you smoke it. I doubt that’s coke, she would have licked it off by now.
dina was probably just snuggling up too close.
“Oh shit, my septum is gone! It’s O.K., it’s O.K., just cover your uni-nostril with your hand and act cool…”
WTF bitch stole my clothes
Not the best angle. How can a skinny 23 year old have a gunt?
Why, I could’ve sworn I wore that sexy thunder-dome bra .. I remember beginning to put it on .. Then – blank .. Where did it go? God I need to cut down on – what was it with breakfast today? Let’s see.. Vodka, then Prosaic, then coke – no wait, not coke – the vial was empty.. I remember upending it and shaking it and all.. Before .. I checked.. It was empt- *creeps a look down* .. Smile and strut girl! smile and strut..
If Prosaic were a drug, Lindsay would so be taking it.
Prozack *
Lindsay has joined Gwar as the “Whites Stains Maggot”.
lmao…nice
she just came from an all-nighter at my place.
“Say hello to my douchebag friend! No, seriously, everyone, this is Lindsay Lohan. Say ‘Hi’.”
Hehehee
Then.. Umm.. What was it.. that I snorted.. Oh. TAXI! TAXIIIIIIIIII…….!!!
Yeah, as if Lohan would allow sweet, sweet cocaine to escape like that.
Bra?