Lindsay Lohan Wants To Sue Anyone Who Says She Acts Like Lindsay Lohan

February 2nd, 2012 // 82 Comments

Yesterday, RadarOnline reported the following about Lindsay Lohan most likely crashing Harvey Weinstein’s SAG awards after-party. (Quick Note: She’s permanently living at the Marmont now, so just assume she’s using an intricate system to dumbwaiters to slip in and out of parties.):

The Mean Girls star was with friends at the infamous watering hole/hotel and was spotted going to the bathroom frequently with a male companion.
“Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time,” an eyewitness told “When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.”
A second eyewitness tells us that Lohan, wearing a plunging v-neck black dress, sans bra, on Sunday night: “was definitely on something. She was slurring her words, and needed help walking at one point in the course of the night.”
A third eyewitness tells Radar: “Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party – his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.”

And if you’re guessing Dina immediately called up TMZ with a bullshit story about Lindsay being such a good girl who’s seriously going to sue this time to protect her career, Dina immediately called up TMZ with a bullshit story about Lindsay being such a good girl who’s seriously going to sue this time to protect her career:

A source close to the actress tells TMZ … Lindsay is already exploring her legal options with her attorneys … because she feels the false stories are sabotaging her effort to save her career.
Lindsay acknowledges she WAS at the party at the Chateau Marmot hotel in Hollywood Sunday night … but insists she was sitting with Alan Cummings (sic) the whole time and ONLY drank water.

They do realize they can’t just randomly say people’s names hoping they’ll back their shit up, right? I understand Alan Cumming is probably busy actually working and having a career, but I also like to believe he has people around him smart enough to go, “Alan Cumming was nowhere near Ms. Lohan the whole night – Nor does he sip water in corners. Pssh. Bitch. – and had she come near him, there’d be a permanent mark from the sequin glove he pulled out of his purse and slapped her across the face with to ward her freckle-skank off. He’s very sassy.” (Long story short: Clearly I know more about Alan Cumming than Dina Lohan who I’m assuming thought she just made up a pretend name.)

Photos: GSI Media


  1. Please. Unless there’s a picture of her drunken self staggering out of a limo with her beaver splayed to the world, I’m not interested.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Not only is this story untrue and slanderous, Ali was spotted eating a 5 course meal at a local French restaurant.

  3. Findley

    That would be Alan CUMMING?

  4. shilla

    “because she feels the false stories are sabotaging her effort to save her career”

    career? what career?

    • Robin

      What effort?

    • Die already...

      What false stories? There are so many people who are commenting that she looks drugged up (supported by numerous photos of her looking buzzed or looped) that there has to be truth to them…

      • Yup. My mom always told me where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Most of the time it’s true. I don’t have any statistics concerning fire or smoke so don’t ask.

    • Buddy the Elf

      I always wondered that myself. I have two kids and I still have never seen a single movie with this ‘talented actress’ in it (thankfully.)

      She is a no talent druggie.

  5. Oogidyboogidy

    Mean Girls? What the hell is that, some kind of 3rd rate movie from the 90′s? That’s almost like “Differn’t Strokes” star.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Yeah, except those guys ACTUALLY go to prison or ACTUALLY die or both. Try harder, Lindsay! Choose one!

  6. Steelerchick

    Alan Cummings AKA Pee Wee Herman.

  7. Megan

    when will this bitch DIE?!

    • AK

      Shhhh! Don’t say that cuz if something does happen to her (which admittedly probably will) you’ll be surprised how guilty you’ll feel. I speak from experience – I actually found myself saying I take it back God! When Brit went off the deep end! Just let nature take its course.

  8. Mando

    If she tried being less of a drugged-up tart, maybe she wouldn’t have to try so hard to convince us otherwise.

  9. Really?

    Funny that Dina says she drank water all night, did she think the story was about Lindsay and her friend sneaking into the bathroom do to lines of Jack?

  10. ccc

    she’s the most useless girl. she will never be self-aware, never act like an adult, never take real responsibility.

  11. ccc

    back to prostituting out of the marmont.

  12. Buddy the Elf

    What’s even WORSE, she *looks* like Lindsay Lohan.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    Thats what happens when you get fat then do drugs and lose alot of weight.

  14. Clarence Beeks

    She’s not subject to any random drug tests, so of course she is using again. If she ever stopped in the first place! I am so sick of this fucking loser and her bullshit.

  15. dooood

    they should take lindsay, charlie sheen, keith richards,
    courtney love, put em in a steel cage, and drop an 8 ball in there.
    put it on tv

    • Schmidtler

      Keith Richards would kill all of them before they so much as sniffed at that 8 ball, then he’d chop up their corpses and snort them in one giant hork. you don’t get to be an 80 year old coke fiend without having a superhuman tolerance for the shit.

  16. Yes Dina because before this story broke, the town was abuzz with chatter about the comeback of the great thespian Lindsay Lohan.

  17. Frank Burns

    When does she not look “bedraggled and desperate”? Even when she’s asleep (on the sidewalk, of course) people walking by throw her spare change and offer to call the Salvation Army.

  18. The Lighting

    It was only Alan Cumming in her hallucination. To the rest of us, it was some homeless guy who had offered to share his crack with her.

  19. brian

    Lindsay needs to fire her managers. Part of the reason she’s not getting roles is that directors and producers don’t want to deal with her people. She should take any money thats offered. by doing that maybe she can show people how serious she is about acting. She certainly has reasonable talent. Disagree se her early movies: Parent Trap Confessions of a teenage Drama queen and Mean girls. I say she’s quite good in Freaky Friday as weel and Hold her own opposite Jamie Lee Curtis

    I’d also like to leave a quote by Dianna Argon

    “It’s really sad looking at people like Lindsay Lohan. She’s an amazing actress, but you see what happens when people know too much about your personal life. They start not being able to look at you the same way professionally. I don’t want that to happen to me.”

  20. LJ

    According to the report filed by the Porbation Department to the Courts, Lindsay NEVER stopped drinking (even during her time at Betty Ford). So all the Bullshit she spread on the talk shows about having stopped drinking was nothing but lies. She has never stopped being a raging drunk.

    The reason that she doesn’t get work is that she’s a freaking Diva who travels with a pack of parasites who make her decisions for her.

    So she’s a drunk, who will show up late for her calls, not do what the director tells her to do, and have her minions negotiate for Ms. lohan’s appearance.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    Is “rock bottom” when you sell one of your boob implants for coke? If so, I think she’s finally made it.

  22. m

    This reminds me of the time I saw her “NOT DRUNK” at Pali House drinking vodka and offering me coke.

  23. dee cee

    courtney love is in big trouble.. but then she could counter-sue for Lindsay imitating her, very poorly.. as in a degrading and mean spirited manner.? heh.

  24. forrest gump

    she indeed has more flesh on the bones.
    a few more pounds on her belly & she looks quite american.

    on the other hand: her talks are a bit to complcated for ordinary americans.

  25. hasbeen

    I’d say she’s about six months away from completely losing it and doing interracial gangbang porn…….

  26. Marion DingleBarry

    If Lindsay had never gotten into trouble or had been a major screw-up would you guys look differently towards her?

    To be honest I’ve always wanted to take her temperature.

  27. Terry

    Why does her boobs seem to come and go? Hm!

  28. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    She’s got cock squeeze cramps in both hands.

  29. I must admit, I am a fan of Lindsay Lohan. I feel sorry for her and I hope that she can make a come back and get clean.

  30. Obi

    For a 40 year old MILF she’d look good. As is it is just so sad. She should also get back to her natural hair color.

  31. Montana

    The only important part of this post is “wearing a plunging v-neck black dress, sans bra”, and it is only important if it’s accompanied by photos.

  32. Lindsay — I think you are a drug-addicted former child actress who has past her prime and you are desperately hanging on to any semblance of your past achievements. Sue me.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Stewie Griffin
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    Just OD already you stupid twat!

  34. My God!…what has she done to her hair again now?
    She looked cute as a natural redhead, and then she goes and messes it all up by bleaching it a flourescent yellow?

  35. SFRowGuy

    She might win those suits too, because we all know Lindsay Lohan can’t act.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    At least she looks happy in this pic. I miss the old, cheery, volumptous (sp) Lindsay.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    She looks hot here… and happy.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    What an ordinary girl, if people get exited by this girl you will get crazy if you someday you go to any Brazilian beach.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    Lindsay Lohan has sexy boobs

  40. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Dick Hell
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    If we push on her chin will her ass re-inflate?

  41. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    turd da third
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    totally unspectacular

  42. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    true dat
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    Damn that thing is ugly , even for 50 its nasty shit.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    Wow… that’s a sad ass… :(

  44. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    How are her 90 days , which will really be 13 days, be worse than olepeps 25 yrs? I wish that too but she gets a private cell away from all other prisoners and probably will be babied in the cell, get a tv and a couch i bet

  45. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    I’de hit that too. :P

  46. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    but u are all here looking at her cute butt lol

  47. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    Ugh! How can someone so young be so flabby! She’s got no shape and the ass of an old man! This is nasty! Cover that up!

  48. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    give the girl a break!…

  49. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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