Lindsay Lohan Wants To Sue Anyone Who Says She Acts Like Lindsay Lohan
Yesterday, RadarOnline reported the following about Lindsay Lohan most likely crashing Harvey Weinstein’s SAG awards after-party. (Quick Note: She’s permanently living at the Marmont now, so just assume she’s using an intricate system to dumbwaiters to slip in and out of parties.):
The Mean Girls star was with friends at the infamous watering hole/hotel and was spotted going to the bathroom frequently with a male companion.
“Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. “When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.”
A second eyewitness tells us that Lohan, wearing a plunging v-neck black dress, sans bra, on Sunday night: “was definitely on something. She was slurring her words, and needed help walking at one point in the course of the night.”
A third eyewitness tells Radar: “Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party – his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.”
And if you’re guessing Dina immediately called up TMZ with a bullshit story about Lindsay being such a good girl who’s seriously going to sue this time to protect her career, Dina immediately called up TMZ with a bullshit story about Lindsay being such a good girl who’s seriously going to sue this time to protect her career:
A source close to the actress tells TMZ … Lindsay is already exploring her legal options with her attorneys … because she feels the false stories are sabotaging her effort to save her career.
Lindsay acknowledges she WAS at the party at the Chateau Marmot hotel in Hollywood Sunday night … but insists she was sitting with Alan Cummings (sic) the whole time and ONLY drank water.
They do realize they can’t just randomly say people’s names hoping they’ll back their shit up, right? I understand Alan Cumming is probably busy actually working and having a career, but I also like to believe he has people around him smart enough to go, “Alan Cumming was nowhere near Ms. Lohan the whole night – Nor does he sip water in corners. Pssh. Bitch. – and had she come near him, there’d be a permanent mark from the sequin glove he pulled out of his purse and slapped her across the face with to ward her freckle-skank off. He’s very sassy.” (Long story short: Clearly I know more about Alan Cumming than Dina Lohan who I’m assuming thought she just made up a pretend name.)
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