Of Course Lindsay Lohan Went To Coachella

April 16th, 2012 // 34 Comments
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When Lindsay Lohan‘s formal probation ended, Judge Stephanie Sautner warned her to avoid going to clubs which Lindsay apparently interpreted as “start bar fights” and “go to a weekend-long music festival loaded with drugs and booze” because in her defense, those sound exactly like “don’t go to clubs.” You practically need a linguist to tell them apart. TMZ reports:

Our sources tell us, Lindsay feels she didn’t thumb her nose at Judge Stephanie Sautner, because Coachella is really just a gigantic concert and she was just there for the music.
We’re told Lindsay went to a few different events during the weekend and was very conscious lots of people were whispering about her — specifically, that she was in the danger zone by even showing up. The way she feels … she’s gone to Coachella for the last 4 or 5 years so she didn’t think this year was a big deal.

Completely setting aside the fact that Coachella is way worse than being at a club – not to mention it has a fucking club there – I love how Lindsay thinks that anything she’s done in the last four-to-five years even comes close to a remotely good idea. Because all of those decisions really panned out for her. Seriously, if her blood wasn’t 80% powder, she would’ve made a list by now of everything she’s habitually done over the years and then immediately starting doing the exact opposite. For example, waking up and not shooting Dina Lohan in the goddamn face. That’s no way to start a day.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    Perplexity
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    Upper body says running. Lower body says walking. Odd.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    Perplexity
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    Strike a pose! Except she isn’t kneeling.

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    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait, there are drugs and alcohol here? NO WAY!”

  4. AAPL made me rich!

    I want those bucked teeth atop my penile colony.

  5. G Spot Finder

    Boy that’s a deer in the headlights look

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    Nettie
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    “They’ll never recognize me in this clever mustache disguise.”

  7. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    Frank Burns
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    “Stop thief! Give me that necklace back!”

  8. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    Frank Burns
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    “Heh heh, I haven’t had this much hair up on nose since I stopped dating Samantha Ronson.”

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    Frank Burns
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    “Evian Water – Live Young, Hide Shame”

  10. Donald Duck

    Duckface.

  11. Music Lover

    “…she was just there for the music.”
    And I read Hustler just for the articles.

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    Alison
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    Everyone’s too distracted by those jugs to notice that it is not evian in that bottle.

  13. LJ

    She looks good for a forty year old woman.

  14. JC

    Someone’s Coke Sense is tingling.

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Cocaine? Is that you?! I can feel your presence…what’s that? You want to be inside me?”

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    jay sundar
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    ” i thought my hair was made of coke.” lol

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    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that technology has improved, we are better able to have a glimpse of the 1967 photo of Sasquatch. Note it’s human-like stride and angry, swollen face.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    LilNugget
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    hooker boots to a music festival???

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Well yeah, I mean they lift you up a little and protect more of your leg from all the Gerard Butler splashing around.

  19. A brassiere…she’s wearing a fucking brassiere…??? What a disappointment! Nay, what a burn!

    Here is a woman who goes to court looking as whorish as she possibly can, then she goes to a music fest WEARING A GODDAMNED BRASSIERE!!! She needs more rehab.

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    mbcl
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    “I detect coke in this direction.”

  21. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    mbcl
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    “Sooooo tiredd I must have walked ten feet.”

  22. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    Frank Burns
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    “Judy Coke-Usey and the Up Her Sniffer Summer”

  23. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    L LE WELLE N.
    Commented on this photo:

    My penis is broken!

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is iz ow I ay y yawyer.”

  25. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes Lindsay, we know that’s how you’re paying the new lawyer

  26. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    Commented on this photo:

    If Evian is naive spelled backwards, then her bottle should read Akdov.

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    cc
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    You know you are a boozehag when someone has to help you lift your glass to your lips.

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    cc
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    What happened to her breasts? Seriously I want to know, how does this happen?

  29. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    cc
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    Those pants would like 857,000 times better on Candice Swanepoel

  30. Lindsay Lohan Bra See Through Shirt Coachella
    Commented on this photo:

    “Lindsay… It;s your conscious.Things are going well for you. You know what you have to do don’t you?”
    “Fuck up?”
    “That’s my girl…”

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